Tag: brunette

I have known for a while this post was probably going to happen today.  I mean, Jessica Jones was going to be coming out and there was a really good chance I would watch at least some of it day one.  Now, I have never been attracted to Jessica Jones as a character and I still am not.  She is a fascinating character but it isn’t like with Peggy Carter or something where a lot of the attraction is the character.  I happen to find Krysten Ritter attractive and so I knew seeing her would land her here.  Especially if the show is good.  I am liking the show so far, it’s such a big departure for Marvel though.  Like radically different than anything else they’ve done, which is a good thing because Alias wasn’t really much like other Marvel comics when it came out.  Anyway, I dig it and Krysten Ritter is really pretty.  And she’s doing a good job.  So today I want to fuck Krysten Ritter.

Here is Mary Elizabeth Winstead because Mary Elizabeth Winstead is beautiful.  She was at another event last night and she was gorgeous.  This is on account of her being gorgeous in general.  I don’t have a lot more to say right now other than that, my love for her is so well documented at this point, I am just excited she has shown up in pictures so much lately.  Today I want to fuck Mary Elizabeth Winstead.

Here is Ellie Rowsell because I could have posted lots of people today but musicians are hot.  Also, I have a friend who has been doing what she can to try and influence this pick.  Now, I have posted Ellie before and I quite like Wolf Alice but the issue with anyone who isn’t mega famous is that they face an uphill battle when it comes to appearing here.  As much as I might like the band and the music, if I am not actively listening to it I basically am not thinking about it.  And the internet is full of pictures of other people.  So I have a friend who has been working overtime reblogging pictures of Ellie and messaging me about Ellie and, ok, you win.  Here is Ellie Rowsell who is pretty but more so is hot because she rocks.  So today I want to fuck Ellie Rowsell.

I don’t really feel like posting today.  After the tragedy of last night it just seems… I dunno, silly.  So I saw some pictures of Rosie Jones and the were mostly naked because that’s what she does.  It seemed simple enough.  Pretty girl, uncomplicated.  That’s all I wanted today.  Here are some pictures of a pretty girl and I hope they make your day a little better.  Today I want to fuck Rosie Jones.

So I had someone recently tell me they like my blog because while I clearly am physically attracted to the women I post I don’t make it just about that.  And I really appreciate the compliments.  Seriously, I am always a little blown away when someone sends me a message telling me they like my blog and that is a common compliment.  A compliment that kind of makes me feel like a fraud, too, because one time I posted Kelly Brook and all I did was write variations of the word “boobs” over and over again, which feels reductive and dismissive but at the same time a bit more honest than if I were to dedicate 700 words to why I find Kelly Brook attractive.  Because I happen to find her very attractive and yeah, there is this weird thing where i find myself attracted to a lot of British women and she seems pretty cool when I see her talking about stuff but… look, Kelly Brook was last here 7 months ago, she’s here again and it’s because last night she was at a Christmas Party and there were just boobs everywhere.  Well, not everywhere, they were just in her dress but it felt like they were everywhere because my god, look.  It’s the second picture.  They were metaphorically everywhere because I didn’t see anything else really.  So my options were I could rant about what the fuck are you doing having a Christmas party in November, but I will leave that to more curmudgeonly people, or I could talk about Boobs.  Cause those were my only two take aways.  So I figured why not be more honest, the Christmas thing was shocking but I can’t work up any real emotion about it and I cut my finger so typing is a pain anyway an if you think this is long that would have been super long.  So Kelly Brook is here because she is very pretty.  She has lovely hair.  I like her smile.  And her boobs are ginormous and very nice.  So today I want to fuck Kelly Brook.

I am going to assume everyone saw the Hedy Lamarr Google doodle yesterday. I hope you did.  If you didn’t you should watch it here because it’s remarkable. Like on it’s own it’s just excellent but it did this thing that really only Google has the power to do and that is get the entire world talking about an actress who was at the peak of her fame 80 years ago.  Being the kind of nerd I am it isn’t that I hadn’t heard of Hedy Lamarr.  I had.  I knew she was beautiful.  I knew she looked glamorous (given she has a very famous quote about just how easy that is).  I have seen Samson and Delilah.  But she is a little early to hit my old movie sweet spot which really exists in the dark corners of noir in the 40’s and 50’s.  So I knew her, I knew she was good looking.  I thought she was German.  Well, Google helped correct my lack of knowledge and it turns out she was amazing.  First of all, I watched The Strange Woman last night because it’s in the public domain so it’s free all over the internet (boy, it has some interesting ideas about women).  Second, she doesn’t even quite sound real because if I boiled down her origin to you it would sound like a Golden Age comic book character.  Escapes an oppressive husband who works for the fascists, become a Hollywood Star while at night working on inventions to fight Hitler.  I mean she has a whip in publicity photos for The Strange Woman, she is just a tiny costume and a right cross away from being a masked avenger.  Anyway, there were a lot of article written about her yesterday and they can probably do a better job of explaining to you how her biggest invention impacts your ability to read this post right now, so Google her.  Today I want to fuck Hedy Lamarr.

It’s been more than a year since I have posted Jenna Coleman which seems unbelievable but also completely understandable.  I like her a lot but you know, Doctor Who isn’t on that often and it maybe isn’t as great as it was.  It’s not as bad as people throwing temper tantrums online about it would want you to believe but… well whatever.  She was very ready and I was reminded of that early this morning when I watched this weekend’s episode finally.  Also, she was kind of hot evil.  Very hot evil.  I liked it.  I like her.  Today I want to fuck Jenna Coleman.

Here is Emily Ratajkowski cause… well, if I am being honest mostly because boobs.  She has ‘em.  The last week or so has seen a bunch of old out takes and stuff resurfacing and they all look so good.  I had almost forgotten some of them but it was nice to be reminded.  I happen to find her attractive.  And also you know… boobs.  I am easily influenced sometimes.  Today I want to fuck Emily Ratajkowski.

I guess Lana Del Rey has a new album coming out soon.  Or… I don’t guess, I know she has something coming out eventually, the soon is the part I am guessing on.  I know there has been some stuff and all and there has been a mini influx of pictures from photoshoots recently.  That’s usually a good sign.  Look, I am not who you should go to for your LDR news.  Or any news.  This is not a news site.  I am sorry.  You may have to scrap that paper you’re working on if you used me as a source.  Sorry, I really should have mentioned all this earlier.  I am just a site where I talk about stuff I like.  Mainly girls but sometimes other stuff.  Well, always girls.  Sometimes other stuff with the girls.  I like Lana Del Rey.  Not as much as my dear, sweet friend @lunoboom does, so maybe ask her if you have Lana Del Rey questions because she is bilingual and once defeated 3 assassins with just a grapefruit, so she seems closer to a valid source.  Anyway, this is way off track because I am tired and in a rush so I will just say Lana is pretty and sexy and I like her so today I want to fuck Lana Del Rey.

Lots of people I could have posted today cause it is one of those days.  Who I am posting though is Mary Elizabeth Winstead because it was my birthday recently.  Like, really recently and one of the things people get me are records because… it’s easy to get me records.  I like them, I have them all sitting here on a shelf so anyone can just look and see what I have.  One of the records I got was Got A Girl’s I Love You but I Must Drive Off This Cliff Now.  I happen to enjoy this album a lot, it has a very old 70’s French Pop feel that I like and that it evokes to me, a dilettante who knows only a very little bit of 70’s French Pop.  So… you know, that sound.  It is good at evoking a feel and I am listening right now and so I just went around looking in general for pictures that felt right.  I mostly did ok, I think.  It’s honestly not something I should worry about given Mary Elizabeth Winstead is one of those people who could cut holes in a potato sack and look beautiful, she’s done all the work here.  Today I want to fuck Mary Elizabeth Winstead.