Tag: brunette

Here is Olivia Munn cause she is pretty. I like just posted her but she was at the VMAs and apparently at an after party and she looked good and that’s all it takes. Like right now that’s literally all it takes. She’s good looking. Today I want to fuck Olivia Munn.

The VMAs were last night and they were kind of disappointing from a fashion sense. I mean, they weren’t like a tire fire or anything but I largely found it not that exciting. I liked a few looks but nothing truly moved me. So I am posting Nicki Minaj. Her outfit really wasn’t anything special but I like Nicki Minaj. There is some stuff going on with her right now and at this very moment I don’t care. I mean that in the sense that I can’t be bothered to form an opinion one way or another at this precise moment. I have no thoughts because my brain is not really working. I am kind of tired, kind of cranky and I just happen to find Nicki Minaj attractive so I am posting her. Today I want to fuck Nicki Minaj.

So in the summer a lot of times I end up posting people not because anything is going on but because I watch something. Aubrey Plaza I am posting because I didn’t watch anything yesterday. Which seems odd but about a year ago I watched Ingrid Goes West and the movie was pretty good but Aubrey Plaza’s performance was astonishing. Even thinking about it now I am touched with the deep pathos she infused in a woman who was just not right. Anyway, a friend of mine watched it last week and we talked about it and I was like, I should watch the Little Hours. Which seems out of nowhere but it was also a movie last year that was praised for performances that Aubrey Plaza was in. I have had a copy of it forever and meant to watch it last year about the time I finished Ingrid Goes West. Well, I didn’t watch it again last night. I am thinking about Aubrey Plaza though who is of course hilarious, and I’m pretty jealous of comedic persona because she can really say and do anything she wants to people and they’ll think it’s hilarious but also she really is a pretty good actress. I don’t think she’s been in anything this year. Maybe I am wrong. I always have the Little Hours when I need my fix I guess. Today I want to fuck Aubrey Plaza.

Here is Hayley Atwell because it’s a well known scientific fact that she rules. I am just not the sort of person who is going to go against a clearly accepted fact like that just to drum up attention. That would make me some sort of asshole. And that’s not who I want to be. So I am not going to fight it. She rules. It’s a fact. Today I want to fuck Hayley Atwell.

August can be a pretty slow month for celebrity stuff because TV isn’t back and all the big movies came out much earlier in the year and so there just isn’t a lot of red carpet stuff. It means unless I am going around watching stuff sometimes there isn’t a lot of inspiration for this blog. So there are days like today where I am digging around and going like wow, nothing is happening. Then I saw Olivia Munn was at someone’s Hollywood walk of fame star ceremony and it’s like she’s here to save the day. Because she always looks good and it suddenly means I went from, boy, there is nothing today to, oh this is easy, she looks great. So here is Olivia Munn because she looks great. Today I want to fuck Olivia Munn.

Crypt TV released a supercut of season 2 of the Sunny Family Cult and it revealed to me that I didn’t see all of season 2. Well, that was a nice surprise. There was a moment that took out of the reality of the show though when Trew Mullen is getting picked on by some mean girls in the bathroom. It isn’t that I don’t believe that can happen. Teenage girls can be fucking vicious and the teenage member of a cult who is pretty quite and a little weird definitely is the sort of person who is an outsider, so that is ripe for picking on. But they seemed to be implying she was ugly as their main insult and I mean, come on. It’s a movie but come on. And insult needs to have some tiny bit of accuracy to really cut at someone. I mean, the best insults are when you can isolate someone’s core insecurities and expose them. They’ll do the rest of the work for you. Most people wear their insecurities on their shoulder so it’s just not hard to turn someone into a quivering mass. She’s a weird outsider, hit on the fact that she will never fit in and never be accepted. Boy that would work. Hmmm, I didn’t intend this post to be a public service announcement to improve your bullying when I started but I guess it ended up that way. Either way, while I find it easy to believe anyone can be insecure about their looks I am just struggling with the concept anyone would look at Trew Mullen and spot that as a weakness. Like, you’d go, “Oh, that’s girl is ugly, that’s real obvious thing about her”. But she was good in it as always, both the parts I had seen and the ones I hadn’t. Today I want to fuck Trew Mullen.

So there was a UNICEF event this weekend and Emily Ratajkowski was there and I thought she looked good. I am not sure about reactions on her dress but I feel like I could see people not loving it. It had a lot of elements I am a sucker for though so I liked it. She looked good. So she’s here. Today I want to fuck Emily Ratajkowski.

Ani-Mia posted this picture of this black dress and I really like it. Like that’s just a fantastic dress. So I was thinking about her. Then she posted a picture of a porg dress and I should not like that. That is objectively not a good idea. A porg hood on the dress. But… I like it. So she’s here. I happen to find her attractive, I like her cosplay quite often (She has done my favorite Zatanna of all time which is impressive because Zatanna is relatively easy to cosplay and easy to look amazing cosplaying as. I know that sounds like faint praise but it’s such a flexible and classic look there is a bounty of good Zatanna cosplay out there and so for someone to rise to the top it has to be extremely impressive. Hers is), I like pretty dresses, I like pretty girls. She checks those boxes. So here she is. Today I want to fuck Ani-Mia.

Here is Robin Holzken because she is quite good looking. That’s about it. This is a bit of a snake eating it’s own tail situation just because my dash was filled with pictures of her I reblogged yesterday and I think that’s what put her into my head. It happens. We feed our own interests. I’d be more concerned about what it says about the echo chambers we have set up for ourselves online but I am tired and she’s pretty so why fight it. Today I want to fuck Robin Holzken.