Today’s Dua Lipa post is the result of me seeing some pictures of her at Lollapalooza and she looked pretty hot. So I am back with my well researched, in depth Dua Lipa facts. She is hot. It’s a fact. You’re welcome that I have once again uncovered deep, not well known facts about Dua Lipa. Now you won’t be able to help but notice it. Today I want to fuck Dua Lipa.
I really do feel bad when i keep posting the same person over and over again, like I am boring people or something. It’s silly, it’s my blog, I can’t control who it is that I feel like posting each day. But I do feel weird. Even with Hayley Atwell who I know will get absolutely no complaints. She just keeps showing up promoting Christopher Robin. I have no idea if the movie is good or not but I kind of hope so because I actually have a massive soft spot for Winnie the Pooh. So hopefully it’s good. Hopefully the string of premiers continue for like another week or so. That would be nice, more Hayley. Well, mostly nice. If I post her more this week coming up I’ll feel kind of bad about it for some reason. Oh well, somehow I’ll soldier on for her sake. Today I want to fuck Hayley Atwell.
Here is Charli XCX guys because her birthday was earlier this week. I don’t do like, birthday posts for celebrities because it seems silly to me to care much about the birthday of someone you don’t know. But I am aware it’s her birthday because it came up on social media and there were lots of pictures of her and what not and I appreciate the fact that Charli XCX exists, thus I am generally happy she was born. So here are picture of her from a wide range of time periods. Enjoy. Today I want to fuck Charli XCX.
Usually when I have just posted someone I almost feel bad about doing it again. I don’t know why other than I know someone will complain or imply I post whoever too often. I don’t feel bad with Hayley Atwell because I just cannot imagine anyone complaining. I am not saying everyone in the world is a Hayley Atwell fan. Obviously that’s not true or we’d be on Season 6 of Agent Carter right now. I am saying everyone should be but more importantly the people who like and reblog when I post Hayley Atwell get it. They get that she is far more charming than a mere mortal. So they wouldn’t complain. They probably wouldn’t complain if I posted her every day. I wouldn’t complain, it would mean regular appearances by Hayley Atwell somewhere often enough that I had something to post every day. Sadly that hasn’t happened yet but she was at the premier of Christopher Robin and I will take it. Today I want to fuck Hayley Atwell.
Hey guys, here is Britt Baron from Glow. She plays Justine. I thought the way she was worked into season 2 was interesting and I hope she is around for season 3. I like her character and the way she plays off of Marc Maron. I don’t have a whole lot to say today, I just wanted to post her when I watched season 2 and didn’t get to it because I went through the show so fast but I saw a picture of her pop up and was like hey, why not. So today I want to fuck Britt Baron.
I almost feel like I am being lazy with this post. My buddy @femalecelebrityoftheday posted Milana… god, yesterday maybe? A week ago? Boy, it all blurs together. It feels very recently but maybe it wasn’t? If only there were some simple way to check. Alas, there isn’t. I guess we’ll just never know and I’ll have to accept that. Anyway, he posted her and I had seen some pictures of her at Comic Con and they were delightful and all but what I hadn’t seen was the pink lining of the dress she wore to the EW Party. I had pictures of said dress but none showed the lining. The lining is amazing. The dress is just great. It took some serious digging to find pictures of it that showed the lining. How did he find them? Again, it’s a mystery. What, am I supposed to talk to another human being? Yeah, that’s not going to happen. Anyway, she was great at comic con because she is always hilarious and charming but I appreciate people who indulge in the fun like she did. Her Velma was great and people who know me know that Scooby Doo holds a place very near my heart. So I am posting her like a week late because hey, Comic Con was fun I guess but also that one dress. It’s lovely. Today I want to fuck Milana Vayntrub.
Charli XCX is a substantial talent and I happen to love her work. I have gone into that a lot here and it’s one of those things where either you agree with me or you don’t. It’s not really of much concern to me anymore. I just felt like I should point it out because I am not posting her for any particular reason and it can feel boring to just go, here she is, she’s hot, thanks. Like I should point out that she is not just hot but also very talented. So that’s about it really. Today I want to fuck Charli XCX.
Hayley Atwell is apparently blonde now and that’s jarring. I would provide photographic evidence but there frankly isn’t any decent photographic evidence at the moment, just some garbage pictures of her arriving at Good Morning America. That said, it was jarring because for some reason I didn’t expect it. I am not sure why. It isn’t like Hayley Atwell runs major life changes by me. Or that anyone but me would consider a change in hair color as a major life change. Still, it was shocking at when I first saw the thumbnails I was like, “That’s some blonde woman, they mislabeled this”. Boy was I in for a surprise. But I am posting her cause she was wearing this fantastic red dress. And I am not opposed to a blonde Hayley Atwell so much as I am surprised. Change is scary. Today I want to fuck Hayley Atwell.
Sometimes when I post it can be hard to do someone justice. The thoughts are there but the words won’t translate them and I feel like perhaps I have done a disservice. I am posting Aly Raisman again cause I was thinking about her again. In part I almost felt cheated we didn’t get to sneak in more photoshoot pictures last time, as nice as it was to do the red carpet, but mainly I was thinking about the strange nature of fame and how we can confuse it with importance if we aren’t careful. Aly Raisman is a hero. I am sure someone on the internet will take issue with that sort of statement but that someone is probably either ill informed and has no idea why I would say that or just a real piece of shit. Either way I don’t have much time for them, I’m too tired and cranky to waste my time. She is a hero. Even if she hadn’t stood up to her abuser and made it her mission to try and make the world a better place as a result she is well worth our respect just because she seems to be a combination of dedicated, hard working, and a deeply good person. I am on record saying an Olympic Gymnast is someone who as a little girl worked harder than most of us do as adults. That alone is the sort of thing we should look up to. On top of that she is gracious in victory and defeat. And yes, she is a hero. So it feels like one of the strange quirks of the world that when she is at an event for like, MTV or something, she is one of the least famous people there. And that can be confused for importance but it shouldn’t be. I should have better thoughts on this but sometimes they don’t come. I guess what I am posting Aly Raisman because she is important. Like I said the other day for Jessie Diggins, I am proud she represents me as American. Today I want to fuck Aly Raisman.
So I expected to post someone, anyone really, at comic con today because I am an easily influenced idiot and I knew that’s where all the pictures are coming from. Instead I am posting Alex Morgan because I am an easily influenced idiot and she was at the Kid’s Choice Sports Awards apparently. I mocked the ESPYs a little but I have no problem with a Kid’s Choice anything because ranking and choosing favorites is an important part of being a kid and constructing self identity. I guess I am giving kids way more leeway. If they want to vote on a favorite athlete then they should because that sort of thing matters a lot to a kid. And for me it’s nice because any excuse to get to see Alex Morgan. While she looks really good in a soccer kit, there isn’t a ton of variety there, so something red carpet now and then is nice to have. So I am posting her. Today I want to fuck Alex Morgan.
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