So I expected to post someone, anyone really, at comic con today because I am an easily influenced idiot and I knew that’s where all the pictures are coming from. Instead I am posting Alex Morgan because I am an easily influenced idiot and she was at the Kid’s Choice Sports Awards apparently. I mocked the ESPYs a little but I have no problem with a Kid’s Choice anything because ranking and choosing favorites is an important part of being a kid and constructing self identity. I guess I am giving kids way more leeway. If they want to vote on a favorite athlete then they should because that sort of thing matters a lot to a kid. And for me it’s nice because any excuse to get to see Alex Morgan. While she looks really good in a soccer kit, there isn’t a ton of variety there, so something red carpet now and then is nice to have. So I am posting her. Today I want to fuck Alex Morgan.