Tag: brunette

Comic-Con is in full swing today so how about some Olivia Munn for everyone? Sounds good to me. Here is Olivia Munn who is there to promote the new Predator stuff. If I am being honest I couldn’t care less about any of that. Maybe it will be great but there some franchises that have hung around despite never really paying off. Predator, Alien, Terminaor; these are franchise that seem to rest everything on the fact that they made a good movie (or two in the case of Alien) 30+ years ago and aren’t you excited for me. The answer in my case is usually no. But I don’t begrudge anyone else who is. I get it, sometimes a concept clicks with you and it doesn’t matter how off the the execution is. So I don’t really care but suppose I will see it if I hear it is awesome. I am glad it has Olivia Munn though cause hey, look, it’s Olivia Munn. Her showing up and talking and being funny and maybe a little mean and always beautiful never sucks. So I’ll take it. Today I want to fuck Olivia Munn.

I had no idea yesterday when I posted an athlete that it would be all but inevitable I would post another athlete today. But the ESPYs were last night. The ESPYs are still to this day an necessary and deeply silly thing in my mind. Not that sports shouldn’t be honored but voting on awards for sports seem silly because sports already have scores built right in to decide who is the best. All awards shows are pretty silly but at least there is no built in mechanic to decide best picture based on score. So the ESPYs are pretty silly but I don’t begrudge anyone’s love of them if there are people who love them. And they grant us a wonderful chance to see a bunch of athletes we would normally not see at all and in clothing we normally don’t see them in. Again, this is because with sports there is little call for red carpet fashion, even though I think gymnastics in a gown and heels is a much more impressive feat, I understand why they don’t do it. There is safety to be considered. So once I saw the ESPYs I knew I would end up posting someone from it and then it came down to I was going to post a gymnast. Not because they’re gymnasts but because Aly Raisman is just great in general and Nastia Liukin’s hair was outstanding. Also her dress. But here is where sports come into play. Aly Raisman was at the ESPYs and the ESPYs’ pre party. Which means two dresses. So she just outscored Nastia. 2-1 and that’s how sports work. It was out of my hands. I am not upset because Aly Raisman is one of those people it’s really nice to get the chance to post. She is pretty but also like a lot of Olympians I find a whole lot to admire about her outside of that. So here she is. Today I want to fuck Aly Raisman.

So this is the third time I’ve posted Ariana Grande in like… uh, 2 weeks? 3 weeks? It feels like a lot in a short period but I am not entirely certain. I could count. I won’t but I could. Just want to head off any discussion that I can’t count. I can count. I am not stupid, just lazy. Anyway, if you haven’t seen her God is a Woman video it’s pretty good. The part with the paint especially. It made me think of What Dreams May Come which is a movie that was very divisive at the time. Some people thought it was so beautiful to look at that’s all that mattered. Some thought it was largely pretty but hollow. And audiences didn’t see it at all. So those were the three major camps. I ended up seeing it on VHS cause a friend swore it was the most astonishing thing to look at in the world. I tended to agree. Just in case anyone wants to see a 20+ year old Robin Williams movie but was waiting on my opinion. You can thank Julia, she discovered it, not me. Anyway, since that movie had scenes that literally took place in paintings, Ariana’s video reminded me of it and I found it quite pleasant. It really is very pretty and as an added bonus the video is about 3% the length of a movie that people had mixed feelings on Ariana Grande is at least 25% hotter than Robin Williams. At least. So it’s a win win. Today I want to fuck Ariana Grande.

Dua Lipa is beautiful. There, I said it. Once again I am using this blog to take what I can only assume is a radical stand. Sure she started her career as a model before becoming a singer and is very popular and has legions of fans but I assume I am the first one to notice this fact. While we’re at it, her name is kind of fun to say. Though you’re forgiven for being self conscious and worrying you’re pronouncing it wrong because sure it’s short but it’s also ludicrous so it could be easy to assume it’s tricky. It’s not. You’ll be ok. It isn’t one of those names spelled Dua Lipa and pronounced Tom Jones or anything. Back to my original point, she is stunning so I am posting her today. That’s about it. Today I want to fuck Dua Lipa.

So this is Elvira, who I have considered posting in the past but never actually have. Part of that is I was never like… intensely attracted to Elvira. A lot of times when you’ll see me post a star who was at her height in the days of old I will have some story about being way into her. I don’t have that here. Elvira was maybe a bit too goofy to ever really be a huge object of desire for me (and if we’re being honest a good bit too 80’s for me as well). I mean, there were a lot of boob jokes and a lot of boobs almost falling out of tops but the whole point was that it was over the top and silly and even in junior high I wasn’t like, “That’s hot”. I was like, “That’s funny”. But, to be honest, there were boobs almost falling out of tops. And those of you raised with the internet might not realize this but once upon a time boobs were a very scarce resource. Like, you guys don’t even know about the boob scarcity that existed for teenagers once upon a time. We didn’t have porn hub or tumblr or you know, every single corner of the internet. There was no internet. Not really, not how you think of it and those few saps dialing in to BBoards weren’t getting boobs for their troubles. No, they were getting pings and whines and hisses and some dudes anti-government diatribe. It was a different time. So while there was never a point in my life where I was like, “Oh, shit, Elvira!” there were points where it was like, “Hey, Elvira has boobs”. Like, she was a semi-ubiquitous pop culture figure in the 80’s. Not a big deal but one of those ever present little deals that meant everyone just knew who she was. I didn’t know exactly what she did when I was really young. She was spooky. My mom did not like her and would not have liked me watching her on TV. So I didn’t know she had a show or how to consume Elvira as content but somehow stumbled across her multiple times and you know, the feeling of getting away with something mixed with the youth of not realizing the movies she was showing were terrible were enough that the whole thing always felt like a thrill. So I have fond memories, in part because I have always been obsessed with horror hosts. I missed the golden age of those by like… well 30 years or something and there wasn’t much of it when I was a kid but they existed. Which I bring up because a big part of the reason Elvira is here today is as a public service announcement. Because I know this blog is mainly followed by people looking for important news to help their every day life. It’s the main purpose of the blog. Joe Bob Briggs is another horror host, and he used to host a show on the Movie Channel when I was a kid which my friend had and we used to stay up late at sleep overs in the summer to watch it and movies we never should have been watching. It was marvelous. Well, tonight, at 9 PM ET, Joe Bob Briggs is going to stream a live 24 hour marathon on Shudder. Shudder is not paying me for this, though if they want to I will totally sell out for their service because I love it. I have included a link because their live TV part is free and I think it will be on there. Don’t quote me. But my point is horror hosts are great. They are stupid and cheesy and make bad jokes and I love them. I just described Joe Bob Briggs and Elvira in this case. But I am posting Elvira because she’s definitely better looking. She’s retired so I can’t point you to what she’s doing for Friday the 13th but you know, think about her if you watch something else spooky tonight. Today I want to fuck Elvira.

Here is Emmy Rossum because she always looks pretty. That might seem strange and yes, I find everyone I post here attractive and so on but there are a select few who are a special kind of pretty. I am not saying they are my most posted or my all time favorite celebrities, they are more just people who seem to always look amazing no matter what, in any kind of outfit, and it’s always striking just how pretty they are. She’s one of them. She doesn’t seem to take a bad picture. She was at an event yesterday and looked very pretty. So here she is. Today I want to fuck Emmy Rossum.

Ariana Grande has shown up in a bunch of press stuff recently and that’s just a great because why on earth wouldn’t i want more Ariana Grande? It’s nice because there was a good patch there where she kind of disappeared. Not totally. I mean, she is Ariana Grande but it went from her being everywhere to kind of nowhere. This was a dark time as far as I am concerned. That time is over. Hopefully. Today I want to fuck Ariana Grande.

How about some Lauren Mayberry cause… I dunno, music guys? We all like music right? Hey, sometimes I don’t have the most complex reasons. I feel like I just posted her but it’s been a month, which is both a while but also not really that long. That happens sometimes, this blog feeds on itself and because I post someone they pop into my thoughts more. Some of it is also probably confirmation bias, I notice other posts more and so on and so on. It’s ok, she’s very easy to look at and easy to listen to so I am just embracing it. Today I want to fuck Lauren Mayberry.

Olivia Munn was in Rogue Magazine. It was a cool looking photoshoot very neon and like… I dunno, look it up, it had this feel to it I dug. I also thought she looked hot as fuck in it. You know, to put all my cards on the table. She looked good. So I figured I’d post her. Today I want to fuck Olivia Munn.

Here is Daisy Ridley because it always feels like a good day to post her to me. I haven’t like, rewatched any Star Wars stuff this week or anything but I am basically always thinking about Star Wars in some way. And she popped into my head. Because she is great. So I am not going to fight that. Today I want to fuck Daisy Ridley.