Not too long ago during a public appearance there were a couple of upskirt pictures of Candice Swanepoel where you could see a little bit of the white of her panties. I saw a lot of people get really excited about this, which I found very funny because… she models underwear for a living. Like, finding a picture of Candice Swanepoel in her underwear isn’t that hard really. That’s the nature of fetishes though, they don’t make a lot of sense. And that’s cool, I am not here to make fun of panty people, you guys knock yourselves out like anyone else (try not to be creepy though, for the love of god everyone live by this mantra with your sex stuff, don’t be creepy). The interesting thing is how it alters stuff though, Candice is here because she’s hot, it’s that simple. I happen to find her very attractive, I don’t happen to need something else to push her over the top for me but I do get it. Certainly I have seen someone in something where the girl suddenly looks way more attractive and suddenly you realize it’s not really the girl, it’s something else about the whole thing that is firing something deep inside you. What is interesting is how it can change stuff forever, it awakens something in you for that girl, she is always more appealing, which is I guess how this all comes full circle, there shouldn’t be an extra reason for finding Candice Swanepoel attractive, being attractive is a pretty major component of her job, but I find myself wondering if there wasn’t something once, back there somewhere. I feel like there almost has to be with anyone I have ever posted, something I saw, a little something extra somewhere, or maybe a bunch of something extras that slowly add up. Then I realize I am way over thinking this and I think we can all agree you are welcome to like what you like but it’s probably silly to be excited about seeing a Victoria’s Secret model’s undies. And I for one, am unanimous in my decision that today I want to fuck Candice Swanepoel.
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I have to wonder about the influence of the media as a whole on who we’re attracted to. I mean, if Victoria’s Secret wasn’t bombarding me with images of Candice Swanepoel would I be as attracted to her? I mean, obviously it is going to have some effect, if she was a shop keeper in Johannesburg I probably wouldn’t be posting her here because I wouldn’t know she exists. And I have mentioned in general I don’t find myself dwelling on models but she is one of the exceptions to that, so I find her attractive. But she is one of the most frequent postings here and not coincidentally as a model she is also someone who very frequently has pictures surface online. You know, is Kate Upton so popular because Kate Upton embodies some sort of platonic ideal of bouncy 20 year old beauty or is Kate Upton so popular because everyone keeps saying how hot she is? I guess the answer in many cases would be a little of both and also we have no way of knowing. We all want to be special snowflakes but sometimes it doesn’t work out. I think then your only choice is to embrace it. Yeah, a million catalogs go out a month with like 50 pictures of Candice Swanepoel, she is all over the internet, people know who she is, so I am not alone and liking her doesn’t make me special. But it’s ok, the simple truth is still that she is very beautiful, if how beautiful I find her has been influenced that’s ok, because now I do find her that beautiful. And so today I want to fuck Candice Swanepoel.
Here I am, for some reason thinking about Candice Swanepoel today. I say some reason like it’s at all a mystery as to how she could surface here. Wow, what am I thinking, putting up an amazingly hot model. But I mean I hadn’t been thinking about her lately. She has made plenty of appearances here but if I had to guess who would grace this blog today at this time yesterday I would not have guessed her. And yet here she is. See, I have it on good authority she’s pretty hot. I am going to go ahead and say I agree. Oh Lord do I agree. There is just something about her, the way she just embodies fantasy. I don’t think it’s a mistake so often she’s on the beach in her photoshoots. Swimsuits aside, I think a lot of us imagine paradise being somewhere tropical with sun and sand. And I guess paradise would have angels. Or in this case Angels ™. She’s the Angel I’d choose and today I want to fuck Candice Swanepoel.
There is something in Candice Swanepoel’s eyes. Yes, yes, her eyeballs. I mean other than that. Sure they are very blue but something behind all of that, I don’t know what it is but it’s haunting. Her eyes stick with me and if she pops up in my thoughts it’s her eyes that pop up first. Frankly, it’s quite a talent to spend half your life posing in underwear and bikinis and make it so people have a hard time looking away from your eyes. She is beautiful, of course, I have said before she’s near flawless when it comes to beauty but have been trying to figure out just what it is that draws me to her because all models are hot. I think it’s eyes, even if they are an illusion they seem to speak of something deeper, something I want to know about. Those haunting, beautiful eyes and everything else are why today I want to fuck Candice Swanepoel.
Candice Swanepoel is pretty much perfect. Physically I mean. She is just absolutely beautiful, head to toe. Not that I am ragging on her personality but I don’t really know her personality, which is kind of the point with a model, right? You’ll notice this is a costume heavy collection of pictures, or costume inspired lingerie heavy. Partially that’s because costumes are sexy, everyone knows that. If you don’t know that then… wow, sorry about the boring sex life, get a new girlfriend/boyfriend/whatever. Costumes are awesome but the also seem right on her because as a supermodel a lot of her appeal is the ability to project your fantasy onto her, whatever it may be. Well… I have a lot of fantasies and that’s why today I want to fuck Candice Swanepoel.
I don’t actually consider myself to be a huge fan of models, despite the fact that a few have snuck in here. The reason is simple, they are, by profession, beautiful ciphers, they very purpose is for a pretty blank slate to exist for us to project what we want on it. Actors, musicians, other public figures sell their personality, or what they have bottled and labeled their personality, as much anything. This is good for their work but not always good at eliciting passion in me. I say this because it means the few models I am into either have somehow shown me something else or are so beautiful that looks are simply enough. Candice Swanepoel is no doubt a fine person, she seems pleasant enough on her twitter and so on but she falls under the category of just that beautiful. When it comes to pure looks there are very few on the entire planet who can match her and that is why today I want to fuck Candice Swanepoel.
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