Tag: Candice Swanepoel

Happy Valentines Day to all of my followers, I hope your day is fantastic.  But I hope it’s fantastic because it’s Friday and you just have a good day.  I figure for plenty of you Valentines Day is a source of consternation and discontent. I have always gotten the impression it is for most people, one of those days that causes more harm than good.  I think that’s kind of bullshit and I will tell you right now a date on a calendar only has the power over you that you allow it to have.  A day about love should be joyful because even if you are not currently romantically engaged with someone there must be love in your life.  Love is magical and love is wonderful.  I am not preaching about some sort of movie version but the real thing.  Think about someone in your life, for there must be someone, who loves you.  Who to them you are perfect.  Because unconditional love is an oxymoron, the whole thing about love is you selflessly care about another despite whatever flaws may exist in them.  So there is someone out there like that with you.  It could be a parent, a sibling, a friend, a pet dog.  So don’t let yourself be miserable, just sit and bask in the knowledge that you profoundly matter to someone.  Then look at these Valentine’s Day themed pictures of Candice Swanepoel because she’s hot and looking at pretty things can activate pleasure centers in the brain, thus making your day better.  Enjoy and Happy Valentines Day.  Today I want to fuck Candice Swanepoel.

I have friends who go to tropical islands around Christmas and often not with family.  That strikes me as very strange.  I like sun and sand and all of that but everything in it’s place and place for everything, Christmas is not about the beach.  Santa don’t surf and I don’t think he should.  So when I picked Candice Swanepoel today I worked hard to avoid bikinis, even though those are so plentiful.  You’re welcome for the yuletide cheer I have provided you.  I am heading home in just a few minutes to be with family and hope it gets colder than the stupid hot it is right now.   I wish you all visions of sugar plums and stuff, my visions will likely involve the fact that today I want to fuck Candice Swanepoel.

So Candice Swanepoel is getting to wear the Fantasy Bra and has shown up all over the internet as a result.  Then last night she showed up in a commercial fro Victoria’s Secret’s sport line of stuff.  I mean there were other models in the commercial but it was mainly her and it showed up during two different shows I watched.   It’s a well documented fact that Candice Swanepoel is obsessed with me (documented by me and by fact I mean insane delusion based on fantasy).  So she got my attention again, I couldn’t resist.  She wins this round because today I want to fuck Candice Swanepoel.

Here are a bunch of pictures of Candice Swanepoel in bikinis because it is remarkably easy to find pictures of Candice Swanepoel in a bikini.  She always looks really good in them, too.  I mean it’s her job.  And I don’t mean that as a joke, it literally is a major part of her job, looking good in bikinis.  I don’t think I am as big on bikinis (or underwear, same coverage) as a lot of people are, like it isn’t the ideal in my mind but she does it so well.  And well, I can appreciate it sometimes. Why am I justifying this?  I have no clue.  Anyway, today I want to fuck Candice Swanepoel.

Ok, real talk time, Candice Swanepoel is actively stalking me.  You may not have known this but now you do.  The evidence is all there.  She has somehow gotten my followers to start sending me videos of her.  She sends me pictures of herself all the time.  They just show up in my mail.  Now, ok, sometimes she is clever about it and there is this whole “catalog” thing with other girls in it and it’s a pretty good cover.  Of course, I didn’t give anyone my address over at Victoria’s secret, so she slipped up a little bit.  But the thing is she keeps sending me other stuff in the mail too.  I keep getting post cards with her picture one it, usually in just her underwear or something, and it tells me I am invited to the local Victoria’s Secret store for a special event or sale or whatever the ploy is this month.  It’s always her.  Very clever, clearly I would get there and she would have her chance to pounce.  I’m flattered and the only reason I haven’t gone yet is because I would hate to burst my little bubble.  As of this moment I have what I am going to call very strong evidence Candice Swanepoel is waaaaay into me (everyone else is going to call it very strong delusions).  Well, I am here to say I am into her, too.  Today I want to fuck Candice Swanepoel.

Here is Candice Swanepoel.  She is appearing for complex and detailed reasons today.  Those reasons would be that she is hot and I am very attracted to her.  See what i meant?  This blog is all about over thinking things and there I go again.  Why is she here?  Because she is absolutely beautiful and stunning and enchanting to look at.  I dig deep.  Today I want to fuck Candice Swanepoel.

I keep meaning to mention my secondary blog.  It can be found here.  I don’t really know that it will interest anyone but a few of the people who follow me and have found it have seemed surprised I didn’t tell them.  I just wanted to be able to reblog some of the awesome stuff people put out there.  Also, I can answer anons over there, so if you were one of the people who used to send those… knock yourself out I guess. Anyway, Candice Swanepoel feels like a good pick today because she is pretty awesomely attractive.  I know I am not alone in this because people have mentioned to me that she is among the hottest women on the planet, including some girls who have told me she would be their one lesbian experience.  Also, she’s a model.  It is kind of a give she’ll be attractive, it’s an appearance driven industry.  Anyway, I don’t know why I chose her beside the fact that she’s hot and today I want to fuck Candice Swanepoel.

Here is some Candice Swanepoel for Valentine’s Day.  I guess it just kind of made sense to me, given all the Victoria Secret ads that keep showing up in my mailbox lately.  I find the way we are sold things fascinating. It might be a generalization but it seems to me that Victoria’s Secret sells us both the carnal and the romantic.  Lingerie promises on one had an unforgettable lust filled night, I assume the man is to tear it asunder as he is overcome with lust.   The woman is to feel beautiful and wanted and swept away in emotion.  At least, that is what I am reading into the copy of this postcard I was sent.  I am implying a lot, and I want to be inclusive so it could be girl girl or guy guy, though that last one seems unlikely.  I am just saying there is a reason the ads show both a lot of skin and so often exotic locales or beautiful rooms.  It is a fantasy they are selling, though not always the one we quite imagine.  I suppose I am in the fantasy business as well, given the theme of this blog, so it seems strange I feel the need to harsh people’s mellow by going on about this.  I just think Valentines Day ends up being miserable for a lot of people who are single and crushes the expectations of many who aren’t and that’s a shame.  I have nothing against the day but I do think as it approaches it is important to separate fantasy from reality.  I feel like a I had a unifying point here but now it has escaped me, I do that sometimes, I guess what I am saying is remember it’s just a day, it’s the love that’s important.  If you’re alone that can be ok, don’t let a day get you down, there is love other than the romantic, go ahead and embrace that.  If you’re in a relationship and it’s great, who cares about one day, if it doesn’t quite live up to the fairy tale it’s ok, you have other days, if you’re in a relationship and it sucks, maybe this is a wake up call.  I will make one suggestion to everyone though, pick someone you follow and leave them an anon wishing them a happy Valentine’s Day.  Or don’t be anon, it’s up to you.  Don’t lead anyone on, don’t create some false fantasy, just wish them a good day and tell them one thing you truthfully find admirable about them. You might just make someone’s day.  For real.  Still, a little fantasy is ok, just remember what you’re indulging in and keep a firm eye on reality as well.  For the moment my fantasy involves me saying today I want to fuck Candice Swanepoel.

The nice thing about Candice Swanepoel is that if you ever want to see a picture of her in a bikini you have options.  As a matter of fact, if you decide the 3 million that already exist are tired and you’d really like a new one you really only need to wait about a day or two until new pictures of her on some island beach in a bikini pop up (say, oh, 300+ of them like showed up this weekend).  Worst case scenario you might only get pictures of her in underwear but basically it’s the same thing.  Well, I get it’s not the same thing but it covers that same so I don’t really care, I know people and am sure I have followers who will very much disagree and either think underwear is the greatest thing ever and bikinis are so not the same or visa versa.  To me they are about the same and honestly I am not the most excited about either, I kind of like nice clothing, bikinis, bras and panties?  They are kind of boring a lot of the time.  Still, a beautiful woman is a beautiful woman and I don’t hate it.  So… here’s Candice Swanepoel in a bikini because she’s hot and there were just so many to choose from I felt like I had no choice but to chose her.  That’s right, she forced this one me.  Poor me.  Today I want to fuck Candice Swanepoel.

I woke up this morning thinking about Candice Swanepoel.  I don’t know why, this happens sometimes.  You know sometimes you wake up singing a song and you have no clue why?  You haven’t listened to it recently, it’s just some tweak of the brain.  Today I woke up thinking about those eyes, they are just amazing.  So blue.  Of course, she’s gorgeous head to toe, it’s kind of interesting to me the place she holds in the pantheon of hot girls, multiple people I know have marked her as one of hottest women alive, including 3 separate women who have told me that while not into girls they would sleep with her.  I am not sure what causes that but I am going to say it’s the eyes because when I think of her I think of her eyes first, they stick with you.  It could be that she’s a Victoria’s Secret Model tough.  Whatever the reason, today I want to fuck Candice Swanepoel.