Tag: Charli XCX

I have always really appreciated Charli XCX’s sense of style.  Not just how she dresses but sort of like everything about her.  There is a mixture of confidence and fun to it.  It sort of infuses a lot of what she does, this idea that she wants to try something and just have fun doing it.  And what mixes with that is the fact that she often admits she doesn’t really know what she’s doing or how it will turn out and that is this strange confidence to kind of shrug, say I might fuck this up and do it anyway.  The results are that I often love how she dresses even if I can’t imagine anyone else ever dressing that way. I didn’t know how her collaboration with Boohoo would turn out because… well, her stuff screams her so much that I love it but you know, it screams her.  Now that pictures of it are out I still have the same question but I don’t care because it all looks so wonderful on her.  It’s no secret how much I love Charli XCX but one fo the things that plagues me with her is that so many people I am close with don’t get my love of Charli at all.  They think it’s odd.  And this fills me with a strange desire to convert them somehow.  So I see these pictures and I am like, shit, these are amazing.  These are perfect.  I love them.  And then immediately the person I want to convert the most springs to mind and I go, “She’s going to fucking hate these”.  Such is my curse, what I like about Charli XCX is the same thing that means she is not for everyone I suppose.  Man is she for me though.  Today I want to fuck Charli XCX.

Work has been really slow for me which leaves a lot of empty hours of having nothing to do.  I mean, it’s worrying on one had for adult bill paying reasons but on the other hand boy has it given me a chance to indulge in the wonder of the internet.  I am watching Charli XCX’s performance at Glastonbury from this summer and enjoying it because the internet is great at finding random stuff and I needed a break from horror movies which have basically been my life so far this October.  Anyway, I find Charli XCX to be delightful and talented but also ridiculously attractive.  Like just unreasonably attracted to her.  It probably isn’t healthy.  There is just something about her though, she is just… I don’t know, it’s something i have never been able to put into words.  Kinda sucks that this blog is about putting stuff into words.  Oh well.  Today I want to fuck Charli XCX.

 the Teen Choice Awards were last night and often after events of that size I tend to pick a winner, someone I thought looked good. Now, given that Charli XCX wasn’t at the Teen Choice Awards you might think it would be difficult for me to make them about her.  Well, you thought wrong, I can make almost anything about Charli XCX at this point.  I found the Teen Choice Awards red carpet to be disappointing, a couple of interesting things but way more Oh God Whys out there.  Charli XCX was in Vegas at a party and looked quite good and so she won the Teen Choice Awards by not even being there and looking good somewhere else.  Congrats to her.  I really like her.,  This seems obvious at this point but I will state it in case it wasn’t.  Here are a bunch of pictures of her because today I want to fuck Charli XCX.

Man guys, I feel like i was hit by a truck.  My head is pounding, my neck is sore, I am groggy and out of it.  Good news is I was not actually hit by a truck.  The bad news is I didn’t actually do anything fun to make this happen.  There was a fire alarm that kept going off last night and… man, I am on no sleep and apparently the sleep I got did me wrong. It’s like my head is some poor woman in an old country song cause the slights against it just keep mounting up today.  Anyway, I didn’t think I would be able to think of anyone to post today cause it’s hard on days like this. But then I saw pictures of Charli XCX at Lollapalooza and she looked pretty adorable.  It also turns out today is her birthday, so that’s convenient I suppose.  Anyway, I happen to like Charli, I like her music, I think she is incredibly attractive so… today I want to fuck Charli XCX.

When I start to feel like I am posting someone frequently enough to annoy people I start to get a little self-conscious.  Like I should apologize. Like I am sorry I still find Charli XCX so attractive.  I am sorry.  This is of course stupid for multiple reasons.  The first of which is people very likely don’t care.  We need to remind ourselves now and then the world doesn’t revolve around us.  Most if not all of the actions other people take have nothing to do with us.  But of course only an egomaniac would start a blog about one’s personal libido and think anyone would care.  So it could be a struggle for that kind of person. The second reason it is remarkably silly is you guys know what you signed up for.  The blog is called Who I Want to Fuck Today.  I feel like you should know you’re just going to get whoever I am into.  I happen to be remarkably charmed by Charli XCX, which is ingredient one for showing up a lot. I also find her physically attractive on a level that is pretty rare. And thus she shows up all the time.  I guess… sorry I’m not sorry.  She’s hot.  Today I want to fuck Charli XCX.

Here is Charli XCX cause… it’s been almost a week so I don’t know how I am expected to go any longer without posting her.  I know it is getting excessive but she is showing up more and more often.  I hope this is because she is getting more popular, more successful, whatever.  I just know it seems to be good for me because more pictures show up, more videos (youtube is really culpable here, it keeps suggesting Charli XCX related things to me), just more things that i enjoy that also put her front and center in my attention.  And I like her a lot.  So today I want to fuck Charli XCX.

So I just watched a video that was Charli XCX at a record store selecting records.  This is what is great about the internet because sometimes you find stuff that so specifically melds with your taste you are sure it was made just for you.  If you know me, hell if you have read some of my ramblings, you probably know I have a lot of records.  I love getting records.  I love spending time in a record store.  I also happen to love Charli XCX so it was exciting.  Then the first album she grabs is a Monkees album, which you probably don’t know about me but was one of the major formative bands in my life.  When I was about 7 I was basically obsessed with the Beatles, the Beach Boys, and the Monkees.  I would say it very much is responsible for the fact that I like things with a much greater pop sensibility than a lot of my friends did.  And apparently the Monkees were a mainstay in Charli XCX’s household.  So it makes sense that I am a fan of hers. Obviously, also, probably proof that my attraction to her was written in the stars or something.  I mean, all this time i have been trying to describe the strange attraction I have for her, it’s different than with a lto of people, it’s intense.  I couldn’t put it in words.  Apparently it was the Monkees. I could have made a joke about those words being some strange lyric from like Last Train to Clarksville but you know, all the songs I could think of, none of the words fit.  Today I want to fuck Charli XCX.

So today was a pretty easy day as far as picks go.  Last night before bed I noticed pictures starting to come through for the Billboard Music Awards and I was like, well, that’ll likely play a factor in tomorrow’s pick.  Then this morning I finally saw pictures of Charli XCX on the red carpet and any thinking was done.  Because she looked amazing.  She won the Billboard Music Awards.  Huzzah!  I am incredibly attracted to her as you know if you have talked to me about her.  Cause I can go on and on.  She is pretty awesome and.. look, she looked amazing.  So she’s here.  Today I want to fuck Charli XCX.

So I was not sure who I was going to post today, I was kind of busy and no one was moving me, you know?  It was one of those days where who I was attracted to didn’t even pop into my brain.  It could have been tough.  Thank god for Charli XCX.  Can we all agree with that sentiment?  That we are lucky Charli XCX exists?  Some pictures of her for Out Magazine showed up and just, boom, competition over, Charli XCX wins my heart for the day.  I wish I could say there are other reasons she’s here because I do love her music, she makes very good pop music.  I would be lying though if I said that’s why she’s here.  She is here because there are very few people on the planet right now I am as attracted to as Charli XCX.  Who knows what special alchemy is involved but I think we all have that thing.  Someone out there just clicks with you and you don’t even know why, you just see them and it is unbelievable how attracted you are to them.  Sometimes lots of people agree with you, sometimes no one does.  It doesn’t seem to matter, that person, something about them, you are just drawn to them.  I don’t know why but Charli XCX is and has been for some time now very much that person for me.  I know I am not alone because people on tumblr seem to agree with me but out here in the real world, my friends, non tumblr people, they often look at me like I am insane.  Which brings us to the real point of this post, get your eyes checked America, it is unsafe to drive with such bad vision.  Today I want to fuck Charli XCX.