Tag: Charli XCX

So Charli XCX was at the new exhibit for the Royal Academy for the Arts (or is it of the arts?  It must be for, of wouldn’t make sense.  Either way, I’m not looking it up like some sort of nerd) and I loved the way she looked.  She posted pictures of the outfit on her social media a few days prior and I liked it then.  The pink eye shadow, the leopard print hat and pants, the shoes.  Even the denim top.  I loved it.  I also immediately was like, “Boy, the people who are really annoyed by my attraction to Charli XCX and hate how she dresses are not going to like this outfit”.  So here I am steering hard into that skid because I happen to like how she has a distinctive style.  I also kind of like tweaking people.  So I just went and grabbed a bunch of outfits those people will hate.  I thought she looked great.  I mean, I also happen to think she is a tremendous talent and charming but it’s basically common knowledge that I am scary smart.  So if you disagree you could be right but… well, I’d tell you to do the math but that would be cruel since I am so smart and I pretty heavily implying your some sort of mouth breathing troglodyte.  What can I say, I’m a dick.  Today I want to fuck Charli XCX.

It was not the plan to post Charli XCX again so soon, well, let’s be honest, there is never a plan.  I don’t even know what I am going to say when I start typing much less who I am going to post before I decide to post.  But I wasn’t like, wow, I should spam the world with Charli XCX this week, it just sorta happened.  You can really blame @she-goes-to-eleven which proves what my grandma always said, “It’s always the Canadian with the blog full of pictures of nearly naked to naked girls that are to blame”.  It seemed odd at the time given blogs didn’t exist but is oddly prescient now.  Anyway, last night she started up a discussion about the Vroom Vroom video with me and it went on a while and using science we have decided it gets two thumbs up.  And it got me thinking about Charli XCX and I watched it again this morning and somehow that spun into me listening to more Prince and side note, still not ok about all that.  Anyway, Charli XCX looks ridiculously good in that video and so I couldn’t not post her.  I had to.  It’s basically the law.  Except for the part where it’s not the law.  But man she looks so good.  Today I want to fuck Charli XCX.

Growing up things weren’t great for me.  Actually, they were pretty terrible to be honest.  Life was unpleasant at best and music and books were my only refuge.  Many a day was spent hiding in my room with some shitty fantasy novel and the headphones on, my stereo turned up as loud as it could be so it would drown out the fighting downstairs, praying the anger didn’t spill upstairs.  I don’t know how I would have gotten through life without music and I luckily don’t have to know.  It did create a bond with people I will never meet though on a profound level as they were the only barrier I had between myself and realities children aren’t supposed to know about.  I am posting Charli XCX today but this is about Prince.  The news hit me hard yesterday because Prince was an artist of not only profound talent but he was larger than life.  He almost seemed unreal, that someone who was so aggressively odd could also be the coolest, sexiest person on Earth.  There was some comfort to that.  I was always drawn to people who could mix talent with personality to make them stand out.  Make them different so that maybe being apart from everyone else wasn’t a negative.  Prince was really important to me.  I have memoried tied up in Prince songs, be them good or bad.  He helped make things better when they were bad but he was always there.  Music was always there.  Christ, I had one of my first kisses ever after a couples skate while Diamonds and Pearls was playing.  Prince was there for all the major parts of my life and now he’s gone.  This is why people mourn celebrities, because their art was a major part of our life and we can’t help but care, it is a one way relationship but it can be an important one.  Charli XCX is here because she has a new video out today and she looked good in it but also similar to my relationship with Prince I find myself having to evangelize about her to people who don’t seem to get her.  I think she is extremely talented and I like that she also seems to do her own thing.  Also she is extremely attractive.  Today I want to fuck Charli XCX.

You can blame @she-goes-to-eleven for this post because she is the one who engaged me in conversation about Charli XCX.  2 days ago but still, she gets the blame since some of you are, for some reason, annoyed when I post Charli XCX.  Anyway, today is a good day for it because it’s a big music weekend.  Coachella is going on, today is Record Store Day, and the other day HBO released the Vinyl Soundtrack which has Charli XCX and Elvis Costello on it.  No, I don’t think she has anything to do with Coachella this year but who knows.  Record Store Day is mostly absent of her but I know she is on one of the albums that is a cover of an old classic album.  I think it’s the Bleachers one but I dunno.  This probably shouldn’t be your number one news source for this kind of thing.  Or anything.  Anyway, I love Charli XCX and I love talking about music, so it was nice ot have the chance to.  And here she is for today but i have to rush out the door so I guess I am ending here.  Today I want to fuck Charli XCX.

Sorry everyone who for some reason gets annoyed when I post Charli XCX, it’s my blog, she’s great, you’ll have to deal!  I have spent the past day thinking about her music a fair bit and discussing it with people and…  you know what?  She’s special.  You don’t have to like her music but the truth is each album is different and you don’t see other pop stars deciding to collaborate with subversive and anti-commercial elements like PC Music.  Look, here is the thing, she is less famous than a lot of pop musicians, she’s just always been on the edge of fame, predicted to blow up for years.  I don’t know if that will ever happen but I can’t think of many pop stars who would find their name out there because of tracks like Fancy and I Love It and just decide to scrap that and do something no one else is doing.  Cyndi Lauper.  That’s who it always makes me think of, the girl the critics loved and had pegged for big things but was far more interested in doing what made her happy and what she thought was good than in just duplicating her last hit.  It’s what we often say we want an artist to be.  So that is what I have been thinking about with Charli XCX, that she is a musician that makes me excited to see what she does next.  There are really only a handful of artists at a time that I get truly excited to see what they will do.  Lots I like but I know what’s coming and I’m not waiting with bated breath.  I am excited to see what she has coming down the pipe and I was just listening to one of her albums so today I want to fuck Charli XCX.

It’s early in the morning but already there was a lot of competition as to who to post today.  Lots of great pictures surfaced yesterday and overnight.  Charli XCX won though.  Because obviously I am way into Charli XCX.  She is just ridiculously hot and I like the way she has looked in various picture that have come out and perfume ads and… you know, it’s a strange world, this one where stuff like that just appears on my phone to let me know to look at it.  The future, it’s even better than flying cars.  Anyway, I find Charli XCX ridiculously attractive and that will annoy a couple of people, including one who will spell her name with an E just to annoy me (ahem @thunderstormofoblivion).  That’s fine, you guys can be annoyed, more Charli for me because she is so hot.  Also talented, I am digging parts of her new EP, mainly the title track but also the fact that Hannah Diamond makes an appearance and.. well, I don’t know if anyone cares.  It’s too early.  The sun isn’t even up yet, which is just stupid, why do we live in a world where people get up before the sun?  It’s only going to get worse after this weekend.  Well, small comforts, I have these pictures to look at.  Today I want to fuck Charli XCX.

Charli XCX continues to do me no favors with her clothes.  Well, not me exactly.  I happen to really like her style and her willingness to take chances and try things.  But, there are people in my life I care about who do not like her.  Like at all.  Which is strange because you’d think people wouldn’t go out of their way to be wrong but often people do.  Anyway, I see pictures of her at Fashion Week in London and my first thought is, “Well, that’s not going to change anyone’s mind”.  And yeah, if you are reading this and think it’s about you it’s probably about you.  There are like 3 of you.  You know who you are.  I find Charli XCX to be charming and I am just drawn to her.  I like the intelligence that inhabits her work and I like the way she seems to have embraced life and her level of fame to enjoy herself.  I also kind of like some of what she’s worn at Fashion Week.  Some of it less so but I’m just not posting that.  Anyway, here she is because I think she is ridiculous hot.  Today I want to fuck Charli XCX.

The last couple of days man, they have been torturous in the best way.  I have had to make hard decisions about who to post because of a wealth of possibilities.  Today I settled on Charli XCX because I am extremely attracted to Charli XCX.  It is hard to put into words, which I have mentioned before because it is just intense, there is something about her.  A confidence, an intelligence, sort of an ironic detachment while also embracing some ridiculous things.  I don’t know, I can’t seem to find a way to actually describe it, which is pretty bad luck since that is what this blog is about.  She is marvelous though and lovely and so here she is looking great because today I want to fuck Charli XCX.

I feel like there are at least 1 or 2 people this won’t be a surprise to.  Well, probably more won’t be surprised to see Charli XCX show up but given it is my special day I’d imagine a couple of people are even less surprised.  And it’s why Charli XCX is here because I am an adult, I can do whatever I want.  This is the first time it hasn’t been Kristen Bell or Kate Upton though today.  So… horay for people who aren’t blondes?  I dunno, Charli XCX is just… ridiculously attractive. Not just how she looks, there is something about her.  I’d try to convince you but frankly trying to convince people has just failed and I don’t have the energy.  Cause seriously, I was so clumsy today I messed up making coffee and have a cup full of wet grounds.  I have big important, older adult stuff to do, like clean up my coffee maker so I am going to wrap this up.  Today I want to fuck Charli XCX.

I actually try not to post Charli XCX too often.  It’s an active thing i have to do because I like Charli XCX a lot. People make fun of me for liking her too much though.  Well, that’s not quite right.  Mean kids aren’t being mean to me because I like her but I have friends who like to tease me.  So I try and fail to resist the urge sometimes.  I almost posted her yesterday but then Supergirl swooped in and saved everyone from that.  Not today though.  She has shown up a lot at events lately and this is great for me but terrible for people who think I post her too often.  I mean, I was posting her a lot when pictures of her were hard to find but she has been everywhere the past couple of weeks.  I think she has largely looked great, though I am not as big on her EMAs outfits as @femalecelebrityoftheday seems to be but you know, that’s where the classic saying comes from: Whoiwanttofucktoday has better taste.  Another thing that does kill me about Charli XCX though is her personal style.  I love it.  It is distinctive and it has personality and that goes a long way with me, it feels uniquely hers.  And so all the time she will wear something and I am like, “Oh, that’s amazing!”  Then my second thought is a resigned, “Oh man, so and so will hate that outfit”.  I have an impulse, when I feel like someone is under-appreciated, to try and get other people to like them.  I really am trying here but the people I am closest to and really want to like her?  I know every time, oh, that’s not for them at all.  Now I am rambling though.  I think my point is it is hard to resist posting Chalri XCX because I have this strange connection there, it’s like everything she does appeals to me and the fact that it doesn’t seem to appeal to most people I know makes it even more for me, like it appeals to my contrarian side.  So I am sorry if you are tired of Charli XCX and you don’t find her attractive.  Truly, I am very sorry because it seems like it must be hard going through life being so wrong all the time.  Today I want to fuck Charli XCX.