I had some strange dream about a friend being obsessed with the song “Sail On” by the Commodores and since I own a copy of Midnight Magic of course I started listening to the song this morning and somehow that has lead to me thinking about Emily Ratajkowski and man, I don’t get it either.  You know how genius isn’t understood in it’s own time?  Well that includes the genius as well, also doesn’t get it.  Did I just imply that I am a genius?  Well, I actually basically came out and said it.  It’s just way more comforting to think that way because Sail On is really just a standard bitter love song.  I mean, I dig it, and it does have that twist a lot of Commodores songs have where it is clearly from a very bitter dude who takes the tact of claiming he doesn’t care (“just sail on down the road”, “I’m Easy like a Sunday morning”, et al).  So the song is fine it’s just… what the hell does that have to do with Emily Ratajkowski?  I have no idea but for some reason I chose all pictures of her in white and did not even realize it until they were all up so… I am going to claim that has to do with Sail On because of Sailor’s whites and my mind doing something subtle.  Or maybe it has to do with purity of soul and body and she represents someone who is better than the woman in Sail On, maybe she small town boys like Lionel Richie are her cup of tea?  Well, obviously I am talking horse shit at this point and guys I am so sleep deprived, just look at the pretty pictures and know that today I want to fuck Emily Ratajkowski.

It can be tough to find something to say about models when i post them other than, “She sure is pretty and I like pretty girls.  I like how pretty she is”.  This is a subject I have gone into before and it isn’t that there isn’t more to models than that, what they do takes a skill set and if you look at enough pictures of enough models you get a pretty good idea of the range of talent involved (I suggest this, go look at pictures of models, if anyone asks what you are doing get self righteous and tell them you’re expanding your mind.  Ask them what they hell they’re doing).  But even knowing the different it doesn’t mean that i have the language or vocabulary to properly describe what makes a certain model special or unique.  It’s a lot easier when you can talk about an actors work to be honest.  Anyway, Emily Ratajkowski is definitely someone who has a something about her, and that something isn’t just boobs or whatever joke someone might want to make, clearly she has a something as her popularity continues to rise.  I can’t really seem to come up with a way to articulate it though.  She sure is pretty thought.  I like pretty girls.  I like how pretty she is.  Today I want to fuck Emily Ratajkowski.

I feel like I just posted Emily Ratajkowski and checking back… yeah, I basically did.  I mean, I don’t plan any of this so it isn’t strange that she is showing up again so soon because I have some sort of rule it’s just prior to this she showed up 3 times in like 9 months.  But the swimsuit issue happened and.. I am only human.  I mean, actually I don’t think they are her best work ever, or rather I don’t think they did the best job of capturing what makes her interesting.  Not really stunning, I don’t feel like Sport Illustrated ever really does in the swimsuit issue.  That said they are probably going to quickly become among her most well known photos, maybe most known if you don’t count gifs and stills from Blurred Lines as photos.  Anyway, she has done some other very interesting work so if you are just aware of her because of SI… go look it up.  Or don’t, I don’t care, I’m not telling you what to do, it’s your life man.  Besides, this is all about me and I’ve seen the pictures and I happen to know she is pretty hot and I definitely know that today I want to fuck Emily Ratajkowski.

Here is Emily Ratajkowski who is rapidly becoming a… I am not sure what the name for it is because household name isn’t really accurate.  That is pretty crazy rare for models.  But… more and more people know who she is.  When I first posted her I had almost no idea who she was, she had just started showing up a lot.  Most people on tumblr seemed to know who she was because she had a guest role in some Nick show.  Then she was the blurred lines girl.  Now she’s going to be in the swimsuit issue and I actually see debates online as to if she is going to be the next big thing.  Man, I have no idea, I just know she’s good looking.  I think she’s good looking.  There is just a something about her that I find appealing.  So that’s why she’s here because today I want to fuck Emily Ratajkowski

Poor Emily Ratajkowski, I think she may be cursed to forever be known as “that girl from the blurred lines video”.  Sure things could be worse, she could be, “that girl who washed out of modeling that no one has ever heard of and now is homeless” but things could always be worse.  I’ve always considered it discourteous to diminish someone’s problems by telling them their imaginary problems would be worse.  Not that it’s really a problem in this case but there has been a bit of a backlash against the song and video.  A deserved backlash to a degree at least.  I don’t like it so people can trash the song all they want.  But a model is paid to do a job, this isn’t a banality of evil situation, it’s just a girl dancing.  Anyway, I was thinking about that because every time new pictures of her come out they get better and better.  Which is why all these pictures are old?  I don’t make sense all the time.  The point is I like her, I don’t have anything deep to say about her, I just think she has a fantastic body and find her extremely attractive.  So today I want to fuck Emily Ratajkowski.

I don’t really know a lot about Emily Ratajkowski.  Hell, I don’t even really know how to say her last name.  All I know is that she has been trying to get my attention lately because I have seriously seen her multiple times a day in just wonderful pictures.  On my dash, on gossip blogs, in a text someone sent me, on a poster.  So I assume she’s trying to seduce me or something.  Yeah, my delusions have gone that far.  And I am here to say she’s succeeded so anytime you want to contact me I am down.  Just saying, it worked, send me an ask, we’ll figure something out.  I’ve clearly lost my mind.  Today I want to fuck Emily Ratajkowski.