I don’t really know a lot about Emily Ratajkowski.  Hell, I don’t even really know how to say her last name.  All I know is that she has been trying to get my attention lately because I have seriously seen her multiple times a day in just wonderful pictures.  On my dash, on gossip blogs, in a text someone sent me, on a poster.  So I assume she’s trying to seduce me or something.  Yeah, my delusions have gone that far.  And I am here to say she’s succeeded so anytime you want to contact me I am down.  Just saying, it worked, send me an ask, we’ll figure something out.  I’ve clearly lost my mind.  Today I want to fuck Emily Ratajkowski.