Tag: Gigi Hadid

I feel like it’s kind of expected that post Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show I will post someone having to do with it and while I do enjoy subverting expectations I am also predictable.  Though someone who didn’t walk almost made it, given how good she looked there.  Anyway, here is Gigi Hadid cause the world loves Gigi Hadid.  Except of course for the small portion who hate her.  Which is usually wrapped up in the idea that the world is going to hell and reality TV is the cause or they are a fan of another model and see life as a zero sum game.  I can kind of understand both impulses but also think both are wrong.  The world has been going to hell since before I was born and will continue to plunge towards the fiery depths of hell long after I die.  As long as people get older and that fills them with jealousy towards the the boundless opportunity that exists for the young, we’ll get to hear about that.  I also get the impulse to tear down something to build up what you like because it’s easier than creating.  But it’s a little silly.  If Gigi were actually bad at modeling I think people would have more of a leg to stand on.  But I won’t get into all of that.  She’s pretty.  The show hasn’t wowed me with what I have seen so far but I am as constant as the Northern Star so I had to post someone from it, so here are pics of her at this one and past ones.  Today I want to fuck Gigi Hadid.

Here is Gigi Hadid, who I have thought about posting a lot since the last time I posted her, whenever that was.  Like, i don’t specifically remember, I just remember there were a lot of times I almost posted Gigi Hadid (like when she 100% stole my look recently.  Well… my hypothetical look, the way I have always said I would dress if i could find that coat.  My point is, as always, everyone wants to be like me.  I’m a trend setter.) Anyway, something always comes up and maybe part is fear of the wrath of @thunderstormofoblivion who feels this sort of possessiveness over Gigi.  Either way, I am no fool so I don’t purposefully try to cross people, especially ones I am 100% certain would fight dirty.  Anyway, I am taking the risk today because Gigi has done two photoshoots in the past week that I just thought were stunning.  So I can’t deny here anymore.  Today I want to fuck Gigi Hadid.

So I knew I might post Gigi Hadid today when I saw her yesterday at the Fashion Media Awards.  Now, my friend @thunderstormofoblivion is going to protest this because for some reason she claims she has dibs here.  Which is ridiculous because I expressly remember her messaging me telling me it was my fault she was so into Gigi Hadid because I kept posting and reblogging her so much. No really a leg for her to stand on but… well, I am not greedy, I am willing to share her.  I think there is enough to go around.  And I realize that could be misread because this is the internet but get your mind out of the gutter, I just mean there is no reason why we can’t both desire her and you know, let her choose if we ever meet her.  Anyway, pictures of the event are somehow not that plentiful yet so I had to go with not a lot to choose from, so I just said fuck it and grabbed other pictures of her around New York this past week and will tell myself it’s all Fashion Week related.  She has looked good either way.  Today I want to fuck Gigi Hadid.

Because I am overwhelmingly lazy, I always appreciate when someone makes my job nice and easy.  Like Gigi Hadid did last night at the MuchMusic Awards. I mean, I didn’t watch said awards.  I have better thing to do than sitting around watching that like some sort of Canadian.  But I did see pictures and it was like, oh, she looks good there.  And there.  And there.  And so, it makes life really easy if I don’t actually have to think much about who to post and extra easy when a girl wears 5 different things at an event so I don’t even have to go digging for pictures.  She looked adorable at times, sexy at others, which is kind of her thing.  So here she is because today I want to fuck Gigi Hadid.

I have felt a strange pressure to post Gigi Hadid lately.  Like… some people are expecting it and disappointed when I don’t.  I get it, we all have our favorites and we like to see them win.  Which, now that I have typed that it’s hilarious because I am positive the biggest win Gigi Hadid could have in her life is me wanting to sleep with her.  She’s probably calling her mom to brag right now.  But I know I had a friend in particular who just expected me to post her after the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show.  And she looked good.  My biggest take away though was, “Is Victoria’s Secret going to start selling Fire Fighter’s pants?”   Then I kind of got excited about a world where that’s the new fashion trend.  Women wearing heavy pants with suspenders and a hard plastic helmet.  Maybe the big, heavy coat too for formal occasions.  Part of me wants this because it’s hilarious but also because one time there was a fire in my building at like 3 AM and standing outside I came to the realization as the fire fighters were leaving the building an done woman had her coat undone… fire fighters are hot.  So, there is that.  Anyway, Gigi Hadid looked good.  She looks good.  So here are some runway shots of her for your enjoyment.  May they bring you some good luck today.  I have already suffered my Friday the 13th bad luck in that I have a big paper cut on my index finger right where it hits the mouse.  Terrible, terrible luck.  Oh well.  Today I want to fuck Gigi Hadid.

So apparently Gigi Hadid has taken some heat recently about her body.  In that people don’t like it.  And you know, I will go ahead and say if there are people and things you hate and you just cannot keep it to yourself you’re probably an asshole.  If you really need to share it with other people simply because they enjoy something you are definitely an asshole.  And if you feel the need to get on a model’s instagram account so you can point out her body is not good enough or right to be a model you are a raging asshole.  I also would point out you are perhaps a bit misinformed about how the world works because by definition if someone is a model then they are good enough to be a model.  It will come as a shock to most of the internet but your opinion may not matter as much as you think and you are not the actual arbiter of reality that you believe yourself to be.  But you know, I shouldn’t be surprised that legions of people decided it was their job to make a young girl feel bad about her body just because said girl is famous.  Legions of people go out of their way every day to make young girls feel bad about their bodies.  Because it’s important not to let anyone feel too good about themselves, because they might become arrogant bitches who have the gall to not hate themselves.  So, you know, I am basically posting Gigi Hadid because my grandma always said, “The single defining characteristic of the internet is a deep seeded hatred for women”.  And for years I didn’t know what she meant because I didn’t know what the internet was but hey, she was right.  Gotta give her credit.  Today I want to fuck Gigi Hadid.

Some days I can’t really think of anything too exciting to say.  I guess some people would argue that that is every day.  Those people are dicks.  Why would they even bring that up?  Or follow me if they don’t like what I have to say.  My hypothetical critics are clearly sad, pathetic people with nothing better to do than imaginarily mock me.  Douches.  Anyway, here is Gigi Hadid because she is pretty and for I guess no other reason.  I felt like posting her today.  Today I want to fuck Gigi Hadid.

So I make friends on tumblr which is nice because otherwise you’re the quiet loner and man the media always has a field day with quiet loners.  Anyway, one of my tumblr friends thunderstormofoblivion has a bunch of major tests coming up because in her country they let you graduate and then torture you with a month of studying for the most important tests of your life.  It sounds stressful.  I mean, I couldn’t do it.  I haven’t studied for a test in years and was always kind of sloppy.  I basically always got by on a combination of devastatingly good looks and boundless charisma but it would be unfair for me to expect anyone else to be able to do that.  So other people have to study and… well, I was going to say you should send her an ask wishing her a good luck but I guess that could be distracting?  I don’t know, think happy thoughts?  She probably doesn’t need good luck, winners make their own luck.  I posted Gigi Hadid because I happen to like her but thunderstormofoblivion is obsessed with her.  Again, this seemed like a good idea but now I am realizing what a distraction it could be, so I have to make up some shit on the fly here.  That is that study breaks are crucially important.  According to statistics I just made up stress is the number one killer across the globe.  So sometimes you need to relax and look at pictures of Gigi Hadid.  So anyone reading this just relax, look at these pictures, because it might just save your life.  You’re welcome.  Today I want to fuck Gigi Hadid.

So Gigi Hadid wore this jacket yesterday to some sort of MuchMusic awards and it has her last name across the back and it immediately made me think of boxing robes.  I am going to go ahead and say I love this outfit even though I know there are lot of people who are not fans.  I love it because it makes me think of boxing robes and to be perfectly honest I would love to own a nice silk boxing robe with a hood.  It would be mainly red with gold trim.  It would have my goofy little star in the back, googly eyes and everything.  ON the left breast would be a big question mark or maybe the word “Who” with a question mark after it in gold.  If Gigi Hadid wearing this dress gets me one step closer to this being acceptable attire in public then I am 100% for it and you should be to.  Now, I am sure there are some people who see no appeal in me getting to walk around in a big silk robe but those people are dangerously boring.  Once upon a time I complained there really aren’t fruit sandwiches.  There should be.  Instead of mayo or mustard we could use like, cream cheese and load it up with kiwi and blueberries and stuff.  Someone said, “Isn’t pie basically a fruit sandwich”?  The answer is, of course, no.  It is not and people who think that was are dangerously unimaginative.  They are the kind of people who cannot picture a world being any different than it is.  They live under the oppressive cloud of now, they cannot envision a better world and thus they lose hope.  If there is nothing better to hope for why hope at all?  These people will eventually take it out on others.  These people will, even if they would find a watermelon and strawberry sandwich amazing, do everything in their power to stop you from making one.  Be wary of these people.  So I am posting Gigi Hadid today not just because she is beautiful but because she is a beautiful dreamer.  We should all embrace this so one day we might be wearing kick ass robes and eating fruit sandwiches and drinking Margaritas.  Margaritas won’t be new but they’ll still be delicious and you don’t just have to go around changing everything like some kind of maniac.  Just some things.  Today I want to fuck Gigi Hadid.

I actually was thinking I was going to post someone else today but then for some reason my mind started wandering thinking about Gigi Hadid.  This is in part because my dear follower thunderstormofoblivion graduated today and she keeps talking about Gigi Hadid.  Also in part because the weather is nice and who doesn’t love the beach?  So here are pictures of Gigi Hadid that make me think of the beach and the summer and all those wonderful things. But also… you know,, swimsuits are nice sometimes.  This is one of those times.  Wish my friend congrats on graduation if you feel so inclined, enjoy these pictures, have a nice day.  Today I want to fuck Gigi Hadid.