Tag: Holly Willoughby

So it’s Holly Willoughby because… I have recently seen just a ton of pictures of her.  I don’t know why I have, she’s just been out there for some reason.  Well, I guess she’s often out there, she just doesn’t really cross my path that often.  Anyway, I am always happy to see her and it also means i want to let people know there is a guy out there no doing what he calls who I want to fuck Wednesdays and Holly was his first pick.  I will warn you his tumblr is a lot pornier than mine but frankly I have seen a lot of your tumblrs and I can’t imagine you minding.  I always have said that will throw anyone a mention who does a blog similar to this.  Let me know if you’re out there!  Back to Holly.  She is very hot.  And there is something about her that I find so fascinating, there is just a basic wholesomeness to her, no matter what she does.  It’s very appealing.  Also she’s blonde and British and you know about that by now, right? So anyway, today I want to fuck Holly Willoughby.

So here is Holly Willoughby who the only reason I know she exists is because a wise friend of mine once told me, “You should check out Holly Willoughby, you’d like her”.  She was right.  I like her.  So why is she here today?  Because… I’m me and that means I am in the mood for something blonde and British, obviously.  It’s just too bad she isn’t a Katherine or I’d be hitting the trifecta of things for whatever reason have consistently become my thing since i started this blog.  Still, Holly is a nice name.  It’s simple.  She’s really pretty.  And so today I want to fuck Holly Willoughby.

Here is Holly Willoughby for no reason besides… um… I don’t know really.  I was just sitting here and randomly typed her name into the tag search.  I have no idea why I did that.  I don’t know why the urge struck me any more than I know why someone who never appears on my TV but only on TV sets across the ocean has appeared here so many times.  She’s undoubtedly hot but there are lots of hot girls.  So… I don’t know.  I guess she’s a household name in the UK but she’s unknown here.  I mean, I think in part i like her because she was shown to me by a friend and that makes her special in mind?  I don’t know, I can’t always decipher these things and I am acting like it’s a big mystery why the curvy blonde woman with girl next door good looks is appealing to me.  It’s not really a mystery at all.  Today I want to fuck Holly Willoughby.

The lovely Holly Willoughby makes a rapid return.  Why?  Because it’s my blog and she’s pretty and sometimes I really like boobs and she has really likeable boobs.  I am not alone here, I have science on my side… or democracy actually, her cleavage was voted the best in the UK at some point.  I know, I read it on Wikipedia and if it’s good enough for wiki it’s good enough for me.  This entry isn’t just about her boobs though, she also has a pretty smile and… it’s a lot about boobs.  And just her, she happens to hit a sweet spot for me for some reason and I like her a lot.  So there we go, I have nothing more substantial to say other than something about England, something about blondes, and something about boobs.  Today I want to fuck Holly Willoughby.

Holly Willoughby is here today because it’s my friend’s birthday.  I realize that sounds strange and all but this is part of our attachment to celebrities.  No, not my friend’s birthday but that we have connections to something we care about associated with them.  My Amber Benson post proved to be rather popular and obviously people care about her because they loved Buffy and they loved the character she played and so while they don’t actually know her they know she makes them think of those things and the joy it brought.  It’s like a song that makes you remember a great time in your life.  Sure the song is good and you enjoy the song but you love the song because of what it represents.  So with Holly, I only know who she is because I was flat out told, “You should take a look at Holly Willoughby, I think she’s really someone you’d like”.  Turns out that was totally correct, she is pretty an has a wholesomeness to her that is appealing and just makes it seem even sexier when she does… well, something blatantly sexy.  It’s hard to quite describe but I don’t have to, all I have to do is say that is why my friend’s birthday makes me think of Holly and it’s also part of why I like Holly, because I get to think of my friend.  It’s a whole circle thing.  Anyway, happy birthday out there, Holly is very pretty and appealing and friends are great so today I want to fuck Holly Willoughby.

Often when I share pictures with people or talk about them the favorites people have are the faux pin up style stuff almost everyone seems to have shot at some point.  Yesterday I saw some new pictures of Holly Willoughby and I said I liked them because they had a slight retro feel to them I liked.  I am not sure why so many of us are drawn to this sort of thing, or rather why we as humans feels so nostalgic for a time that never really existed.  We as a species have seemingly always longed for a time that passed that was better, more idealized.  Some of these times flat out never existed, after all, think about how much fiction is set in a world where things were once better than they are now, a gleaming city on the hill where things were perfect.  Be it Camelot or Rome, a large part of our culture has always longed for a simpler day when things were just better, the rose colored glasses of nostalgia allows some people to be sentimental for the 50’s, imagining a safer time without strife or people who disagreed with you, never stopping to think about the people who were discriminated against or outright hunted down by agents of conformity.  I don’t believe most people who watch Leave it to Beaver and sigh wistfully hate black people or even think about them, I think they simply like one aspect of the ideal and have built and unreality around it.  Which brings me to celebrities and retro pictures, it’s kind of the same thing, fantasizing about a celebrity.  It isn’t just the beauty of them that is always a little better on celluloid than in reality, it’s the everything, an idealized world we can make for our self, people without faults, at least without real faults, perhaps cute quirks.  Of course, I think this is ok, as long as you don’t delude yourself or find reality can never match the expectations of your fantasy world it’s ok to have an ideal, a platonic form to strive for, if nothing else it can make life more pleasant and give you hope.  Which is a long way of saying I liked the new pictures, the first one is from the set, Holly Willoughby is pretty and in this case I am simply using her to represent more, as we all do sometimes.  We all want more, we all want something wonderful and nothing I post here will ever really be it but sometimes it’s ok to just have a stand in for the day to make your day a little more pleasant.  That’s what i want today.  Today I want to fuck Holly Willoughby.

I woke up today thinking about Holly Willoughby.  Why?  I have no clue, it isn’t like I get a lot of opportunity to see her so it isn’t like I can claim I saw her on TV or something.  She was just… there.  I think you’re supposed to notice her chest when you’re thinking about her but what I notice as I think about her is just how pretty she is.  She is pleasant to look at and I mean that in a non lecherous way, though obviously I am down with lecherous gazing at her as well.  It’s all in her smile and the way it lights up her face I think.  My friend told me she thinks of Holly Willoughby as wholesome looking.  It’s odd because I found myself agreeing and it doesn’t make a lot of sense given she’s known for showing a lot of cleavage a lot of the time.  But that’s the interesting thing about that smile.  It’s fun, it’s cheerful, so there is no chance you could believe she’s anything but nice and fun to be around but it also seems to strip away any sort of guile or premeditation.  It means sure, her breasts might fall out but that probably just happened, she didn’t plan it, she just got dressed while whistling show tunes and fixing her family breakfast or something.  Even though you know that’s not true, the shows she’s on, the things I’ve heard her say, she obviously knows what her body does to people.  But she seems so sweet and kind and wholesome.  So I think that’s her appeal, some sort of twisted Madonna/Whore thing where someone can look like that but it’s ok because she’s a good girl?  I don’t know, this is what I think about when I wake up early with someone on my mind.  Whatever the base cause, obviously today I want to fuck Holly Willoughby.

I love “finding” new girls.  Not that I really found anything, usually someone will point someone out.  This ranges from, “Check out so and so” to “I think you will find this girl hot”.  I found Holly Willoughby (though my UK readers probably didn’t even know she was lost! Well I found her, you’re all very welcome, enjoy the 300 shows she’s on) when I was told by one of my most trusted sources that she thought I’d like her.  Specifically, I was told I’d like her boobs.  Well, this is why she is such a trusted source because she was absolutely right.  I do like Holly Willoughby and yes, she has excellent breasts.  Funny how it happens though, there are so many ways to have an attraction grow, in her case I started hunting down pictures, then I had discussions, then youtube videos.  I liked her more and more the more… well I guess the more time I spent with her, so to speak.  It feels silly, I haven’t really seen her work other than clips but she has a sweet wholesomeness to her that is enticing.  She is gorgeous and my ever growing attraction to brits is certainly well documented here.  So… I guess what I am taking a long time to say is this, Today I want to fuck Holly Willoughby.