Tag: Holly Willoughby

I am having some brain drain today.  I have things I want to say about Holly Willoughby but the words aren’t coming.  I apologize, I am sure you’re crushed.  Anyway, she is basically here cause my friend Katherine often tricks me into thinking about Holly Willoughby.  It’s a crafty move on her part because there is no reason for an American to be thinking about Holly Willoughby.  But I do.  Maybe this is how England gets the Empire back.  I don’t know, the end game is unclear to me.  She is very pretty though, which I appreciate on account of being a fan of prettiness.  She is pretty in an interesting way though, there is just something about her that seems… comforting?  Wholesome?  I guess those things but I am not articulating it.  Which I already said I couldn’t do so let’s just leave it there.  Today I want to fuck Holly Willoughby.

I really like Holly Willouhgby’s smile.  I don’t really know how to put it better than that.  It’s just that when some people smile the whole world smiles with them.  At least it feels that way.  There is something infectious about it.  I often feel that way with hers.  I guess she just looks pleasant and friendly.  I like pleasant and friendly.  She also makes me think of a dear friend of mine who is also pleasant and friendly.  So bonus points there.  I had a bad day yesterday and whined about it here.  I am having a better day today but it’s nice to have things that make you smile.  Like friends.  And Holly Willoughby. Today I want to fuck Holly Willoughby.

I am going to try my best to not complain about the time change cause we all suffer through it but I will warn you guys I have gotten very little sleep the past few nights. Anyway, here is Holly Willoughby who I should point out I shouldn’t even know exists but thanks to my dear sweet friend Katherine who always has an eye out for me I don’t only know she exists, this is the 16th time I have posted her.  That feels like a lot for an American but on the other hand she has taken pictures just for me.  The purple dress where she is on the phone?  That picture was quite clearly taken for me.  Now, you might say it’s really unlikely that Holly Willoughby is specifically posing for pictures just for me and I am tired and delusional.  You might say that but I say if you know me, like really know me, you’d look at that picture and realize it is 100% for me.  There is no other explanation guys, I am a unique snowflake guys, I alone find pretty blonde girls in nice pictures attractive.  So you know, I am here to say I really appreciate it.  I appreciate being told about Holly and I appreciate the effort put for by taking that picture just for me.  Today I want to fuck Holly Willoughby.

So my dear tumblr friend femalecelebrityoftheday posted about the Brits yesterday and said he didn’t know who won.  For the record I am pretty sure Taylor Swift won.  Her dress was amazing.  She isn’t here though cause the day after the Brits I spent my time watching Australian spy shows and that took precedence.  And today I am thinking about Holly Willoughby, who looked good also, though her dress wasn’t special.  She is just very pretty.  I happen to be a fan of very pretty.  So here are pretty picture of her.  Blah blah pretty.  Today I want to fuck Holly Willoughby.

I woke up today not feeling well.  Like cough and stuff and so tired I can barely keep upright.  I am not telling you this for sympathy, though I mean obviously it’s the worst thing that’s ever happened to anyone but I will bravely soldier on. I am mentioning this because femalecelebrityoftheday asked me recently if I ever have days where I don’t want to post anyone, like if I am sick or something.  The answer is no but you’ll notice I am posting a good bit later than I typically would.  Often I would best describe it as the spirit being willing but the body is hacking up phlegm.  Also I think it might alter who I pick.  I think.  Cause I have apparently posted Holly Willoughby a bunch when I am sick.  I noticed this going back to look at posts of her.  I was thinking about examining why but I actually decided that’s a thread better left unpulled.  Anyway, she is pretty, and I assume femalecelebrityoftheday knows her cause they’re both from the UK and you guys all know each other, right?  Tell her I said hi I guess.  Or don’t, keep being selfish and not introducing me to any of the British women I post.  This is totally off the rails, the point is Holly Willoughby is very pretty and just kind of comforting and inviting and today I want to fuck Holly Willoughby.

Today is gray and dreary.  There is nothing wrong but when you wake up and it is cold and it is raining and it is still looks dark outside it makes you move a little slower.  Or me, it makes me move a little slower.  I can’t really speak for you.  But for me it’s always kind of a let down.  I mean I am going to be inside anyway most of the time because I have a job and they make me show up to my job if I want to get paid, because they’re dicks, so it shouldn’t make a huge difference.  It does make a huge difference though.  I think it’s why I thought of Holly Willoughby today.  She somehow seems comforting.  I dunno, sweet and wholesome, like on a rainy day she’s make cookies or something?  Or biscuits because she’s British?  That sounds wrong, we’ll call them cookies.  Anyway, there is something comforting about her prettiness and I am assuming that’s what drew me to her today cause I mean, she doesn’t show up on my TV or anything.  So there you go, it’s a rainy day and today I want to fuck Holly Willoughby.

So there is almost no chance you don’t know what happened yesterday if you are following my blog.  I am not really going to address it because I don’t want to, if you know me you probably know my thoughts on it.  So completely avoiding all of that her is Holly Willoughby, who is very pretty.  I happen to like her a lot, there is just something about her.  There must be because it isn’t like I really see her very often but I have posted her a bunch.  She just has a kind of pleasant something about her mixed with her beauty.  So today I want to fuck Holly Willoughby.

Holly Willoughby has shown up a lot here for someone who really is not any part of my life.  I know that’s an odd way to phrase that because Kate Upton isn’t swinging by to have a beer with me but being an American she shows up all over the place like on magazine covers and stuff at the grocery store.  My life is going to intersect somehow with American celebrities thus forcing them into my mind.  I would have to put a ton of effort into seeing anything with Holly Willoughby in it.  Sometimes I make the effort to find pictures of her but usually I don’t hunt her down, she just pops into my head.  I don’t know why exactly but I think it has something to do with this sort of vibe she just radiates.  It’s sort of wholesome.  Like I saw something once where she was described as the “girl next door type” which is bullshit because I have lived lots of places and the girls next door didn’t look like that.  But there was a perception about her and her looks that she was just naturally pretty and just down to Earth.  Which is all very silly because having that body and that face puts you in a very small minority of people, there is nothing common about it.  That’s the secret of her appeal though, I think, is that it feels that way.  Reality be damned she has just a warmth about her, she has a pretty, friendly smile that seems welcoming.  I think there is just something comfortable and comforting about her.  I would say motherly but that sounds squicky just suggesting it but I think you know the vibe I mean, Holly Willoughby kind of makes you feel comfortable and safe.  So maybe that’s why she shows up.  Maybe.  Today I want to fuck Holly Willoughby.

Here is Holly Willougby and I am kinda groggy and stuff today so I am not really sure what to say except something about me having a thing for blonde British girls. Or something like that.  I dunno, she seemed appealing today.  I strongly associate her with a friend of mine so she is always pleasant to think of because she seems warm and friendly because… I like my friends?  Man, I am struggling, sorry, this could be better.  But it’s not.  She is pretty, I like pretty people, today I want to fuck Holly Willoughby.

I woke up sick today.  Which is horrible.  I mean, on the actual scale of horrible things it’s pretty low but I didn’t want to get sick during the holidays.  I could feel it coming yesterday, too.  I was tired, my throat was starting to feel a little thick, I knew it was coming.  I tried to ignore it but i knew it.  Now I have a cold.  All of this has me thinking about the Neil Young song “A Man Needs a Maid”.  It is a pretty misogynistic song but it has stood the test of time not because of misogyny but because it speaks to a universal sometimes loneliness.  And a need to sometimes have someone come along and just take care of us.  Just someone to keep my house clean, fix my meals and go away.  I mean, ok, not really but I get the appeal when I am sick.  I basically just want some soup.  Then I want to sleep and not really interact with someone.  So I don’t know why Holly Willougby sprung to mind for this except that she is very pretty and seems somehow innately nurturing.  Or maybe I am just kind of lightheaded because my sinuses are so blocked up.  It could be lots of things, that’s the magic of this blog, complex ambiguity.   Anyway, today I want to fuck Holly Willoughby.