Holly Willoughby has shown up a lot here for someone who really is not any part of my life.  I know that’s an odd way to phrase that because Kate Upton isn’t swinging by to have a beer with me but being an American she shows up all over the place like on magazine covers and stuff at the grocery store.  My life is going to intersect somehow with American celebrities thus forcing them into my mind.  I would have to put a ton of effort into seeing anything with Holly Willoughby in it.  Sometimes I make the effort to find pictures of her but usually I don’t hunt her down, she just pops into my head.  I don’t know why exactly but I think it has something to do with this sort of vibe she just radiates.  It’s sort of wholesome.  Like I saw something once where she was described as the “girl next door type” which is bullshit because I have lived lots of places and the girls next door didn’t look like that.  But there was a perception about her and her looks that she was just naturally pretty and just down to Earth.  Which is all very silly because having that body and that face puts you in a very small minority of people, there is nothing common about it.  That’s the secret of her appeal though, I think, is that it feels that way.  Reality be damned she has just a warmth about her, she has a pretty, friendly smile that seems welcoming.  I think there is just something comfortable and comforting about her.  I would say motherly but that sounds squicky just suggesting it but I think you know the vibe I mean, Holly Willoughby kind of makes you feel comfortable and safe.  So maybe that’s why she shows up.  Maybe.  Today I want to fuck Holly Willoughby.