I woke up today not feeling well. Like cough and stuff and so tired I can barely keep upright. I am not telling you this for sympathy, though I mean obviously it’s the worst thing that’s ever happened to anyone but I will bravely soldier on. I am mentioning this because femalecelebrityoftheday asked me recently if I ever have days where I don’t want to post anyone, like if I am sick or something. The answer is no but you’ll notice I am posting a good bit later than I typically would. Often I would best describe it as the spirit being willing but the body is hacking up phlegm. Also I think it might alter who I pick. I think. Cause I have apparently posted Holly Willoughby a bunch when I am sick. I noticed this going back to look at posts of her. I was thinking about examining why but I actually decided that’s a thread better left unpulled. Anyway, she is pretty, and I assume femalecelebrityoftheday knows her cause they’re both from the UK and you guys all know each other, right? Tell her I said hi I guess. Or don’t, keep being selfish and not introducing me to any of the British women I post. This is totally off the rails, the point is Holly Willoughby is very pretty and just kind of comforting and inviting and today I want to fuck Holly Willoughby.
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