Tag: Jodie Whittaker

I am posting Jodie Whittaker because I caught up on this week’s Doctor Who. I understand not everyone is enjoying the new season. I would like to be shocked but you know what? I think I started with the rebirth of Doctor Who towards the end of Tennant’s first year and even then the loudest voices were that the show wasn’t as good as it was. So I am sorry for those who aren’t enjoying it but you know, nostalgia is a bitch. Nothing will probably ever be as good as how you felt when you were younger. At least not your memories of it. That’s a whole other thing. I happen to really like her as the Doctor and really like the entire cast actually. That’s what I tend to look for. A hero to enjoy time with and a fun cast of characters around her to enjoy. I am getting that. And I really am enjoying her take on the Doctor. It’s the amazing thing to me about the role really, how much it can change and still feel like the same person to me. I am happy at least. Today I want to fuck Jodie Whittaker.

I am in general grateful for Doctor Who but especially incarnations of The Doctor which emphasize the kindness. Which is seems like Jodie Whittaker’s version does. I have talked about fictional characters before and the important roles they can play as aspirational figures. My entire life people have said Superman is lame but to me Superman is a man with the power to do anything and what he has chosen to do is help people. That’s powerful and it’s moving. Doctor Who is a show cut from a similar cloth with it’s humanism at it’s core and the fact that The Doctor is as close to a god as you can be and in the end always ends up helping. I guess I am thankful for the show and I really like Jodie Whittaker’s version of the Doctor. I guess I haven’t really disliked any take but her take is what I felt we all need right now. I watched this week’s episode and I liked it but more importantly I liked her. So I am posting her. I can’t really sexualize the Doctor as a character but I can appreciate the beauty of the woman playing her and like her. Today I want to fuck Jodie Whittaker.

Last night was weird. I was listening to Bell Bottom Blues, which I think is far and away the saddest song even tangentially related to Bell Bottoms but that’s just my opinion, you are welcome to your own. It’s America, it’s your right to be wrong. Anyway, I was in kind of a dour place because sometimes that happens. You get home from work to an empty house and a crushing loneliness comes down upon you. It’s hard. Life is hard some guys. But then I remembered the time I saw Odin in the grocery store. I mean, I don’t have confirmation it was Odin. I didn’t talk to him. He’s Odin, it felt presumptuous and what do you even talk to a Norse God about? Nice Eye patch? Where are your ravens? Anyway, I thought about it and how it was remarkable that he’d be at my Kroger. I mean, a guys got to eat and I assume Gods do as well. If he wasn’t hungry then Cronus was a real dick if you ask me. Or maybe that was the whole point. I dunno, it’s been a while since I read about the Titans. Anyway, my point is that life can be a drag sometimes but it also can be full of some pretty great stuff if you give it a chance. Like pretty girls. Or new episodes of Doctor Who. Which I am very much looking forward to. So here we are. Today I want to fuck Jodie Whittaker.

So there is going to be a new Doctor and I knew Peter Capaldi was leaving but I didn’t know there was a new announcement until I saw people saying they were excited about the new Doctor.  I don’t know what I expected, that this time a Doctor would leave and we’d have the new one sprung on us out of nowhere.  Anyway, it wasn’t until today that I found out apparently a bunch of dudes have their penises in a bunch over the fact that the Doctor is now a girl.  Now, I am not going to claim I am surprised that men on the internet are sobbing their eyes out because a girl exists, this isn’t my first day here, but it did catch my off guard.  Like, I wanted to go “really?”  And not for the obvious reason of, “Really you giant babies?” but in the sense that I kind of just assumed the 13th Doctor would be a woman.  I assumed this because of something they call “foreshadowing” in the biz.  And by the biz I mean the 7th grade when we all learned what foreshadowing is.  I mean, besides the fact that it has been speculated the next Doctor would be a woman since Tennant was leaving, there is the fact that in recent seasons they seem to have gone out of their way to indicate this is going to happen at some point.  I mean, they have explicitly shown male Time Lords regenerate into Female Time Lords.  They have given us the Master as the Mistress.  They have dropped lines like, “The future is female” repeatedly (and this is actual foreshadowing, not me just being snarky and pointing out you pissy little bitches are not just sad little whiny cry babies but also terribly stupid and bad consumers of media).  Anyway, I am sorry if some of you will never feel joy again.  I actually do sympathize.  One time I really wanted a candy bar and my mom said no and I started screaming and throwing a tantrum and she dragged me out of the store and put me in time and told me I wasn’t a baby anymore and 4 year olds needed to behave better than that. It stung but it was an important lesson. My first reaction upon seeing Jodie Whittaker was, “Oh, wow, I know her.  I liked her a lot in Broadchurch!  I think I posted her once”.  I did post her and I did like her in Broadchurch.  I thought she was very good in a role that frankly could have been one note and thankless.  I really felt for her and I am really looking forward to seeing her as the Doctor because I always look forward to a new Doctor.  Even if I am going to miss the old one and it kind of hurts to move on, I still am excited to see what happens next.  Of course, on the other hand I guess she could ruin the show by um… Jesus, I don’t know, smearing raw estrogen on the lens so you can’t see anything?  I mean, I guess that could happen but it seems unlikely.  I haven’t heard about her doing that elsewhere.  I am posting her though cause I am hoping something new is a good thing for the show and as I told a friend, i am not sure if I am going to be able to sexualize the Doctor, so clearly it’s important to get in my objectification now (that said, I have absolute faith in myself, I’ll probably pull it off).  So here she is and hey, since a few people were leaving nasty comments about libtards and fat sluts on my blog this week, I really look forward to your insightful feedback about how your childhood has been destroyed by your fragile, insignificant ego.  Today I want to fuck Jodie Whittaker.

So I started watching Broadchurch last night.  It is really, really good.  I mean, I knew it would be, everyone told me it was really good.  But you know, it turns out they are right.  It was good enough that I forgot to watch Agent Carter.  And I love that show.  Love it.  Broadchurch is engrossing. Of the many people on the show Jodie Whittaker is one.  I realize that’s an odd, awkward sort of statement but I am a bit at a loss to say because I happen to find her very attractive and she’s playing the grieving mom of a 10 year old boy and that seems like an odd combo.  I don’t want anyone to think that’s like… my thing.  Is that mom crying?  Jackpot!  It’s not like that.  She is doing an excellent job.  She looks really familiar, too, but looking through her credits I have only seen Attack of the Block.  I can’t place her in it.  She is really pretty though.  So… here she is.  You should check out Broadchurch, too.  Today I want to fuck Jodie Whittaker.