Backlash is an interesting thing. In that when something gets popular there is always someone there to try and trash it. I figure we’re all guilty of it, something that at the very least didn’t matter to us suddenly becomes offensive when it matters to someone else. The number of eye rolls Kate Upton has gotten from a few quarters when I have posted her recently is a little surprising. I can get not liking her but I can’t really find anything offensive about her. It isn’t like she has said Hitler had a few good ideas or she makes homophobic chicken sandwiches. (I wasn’t going to get into specific complaints but I can’t help myself. The one where people say she’s fat? Are you out of your mind? In what possible world is she fat? Holy Christ stop it with the negative body issues, we all should be so lucky as to be in the shape Kate Upton is in). She mainly poses for pictures and shows up at baseball and basketball games. So, I get why backlash happens but I don’t get why it would be directed towards her. But of course I don’t get it, I happen to like her a great deal. I bet Justin Bieber fans have the same thoughts. So I think we should all take a step back and try to drop our prejudices and just look at Kate Upton for a moment. She’s pretty. I like how she smiles and how she seems to be full of life. I like her body. So just stop looking at her through the lens of what other people think and just look at her and enjoy. Do whatever you want with other celebrities, I don’t care about them today. Today I care about Kate Upton. Today I want to fuck Kate Upton.
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You may not realize this but I find Kate Upton rather attractive. That may surprise some of you because I do play it pretty close to the vest, rarely letting on that I like her. Probably because it’s such a unique opinion, so I don’t voice it very often. Today though I can’t help but confess that I find Kate Upton gorgeous. And all of her. Yeah, she has the body, and the inviting smile, and the bubbly personality, but there is something more and I don’t know what. I guess if I knew what I could bottle and sell it because she definitely has something that has made her so popular. The point is I am no immune to her je ne sais quoi. So I woke up thinking about her and in the time it has taken me to wake up, get breakfast, get everything running… it hasn’t gone away, still thinking about her. I have it pretty bad for her. Today I want to fuck Kate Upton.
Kate Upton. There is just something about her, something that keeps drawing me to her. This is where someone reading this is going, “Yeah, her boobs,” and while, yeah ok, her boobs are great, I don’t mean that. I just find a certain energy about her very compelling. She is just a 20 year old model, there are lots of them but whatever extra it is that she possesses I feel it, I guess the same way lots of people do given her meteoric rise toe prominence. The girl has that extra something that eludes so many of us and today I want it. Yes, and also I want her boobs. Today I want to fuck Kate Upton.
Let’s be honest, there are a lot of attractive women out there. A lot. I have many I could choose from but I have a phrase I throw around sometimes, “I don’t like disappointing myself in my own fantasies”. This means typically I need more than just “Hey, she’s pretty”. This means when I put a celebrity here 9 out of 10 times there is more than just looks. I mean look, I don’t know these people but you’re selling your personality as much as anything else if you’re a performing artist. This brings me to Kate Upton who I have tremendous respect for. Sure there are jokes about tremendous things she has that I want to respect or something but I mean it. She is a woman who is just amazingly attractive but that doesn’t really seperate you from other models. She has a personality that comes through in her work. And she has so artfully used that to become a star. I am not alone in thinking this, you can read about rise here. Anyway, back to my theories on attraction that I can talk about to make me feel somehow better than someone just leering at pictures on the internet, Kate is among my favorite celebrities and this is why. She has a real personality, one apparently that didn’t fit the right mold for her industry, it means she has taken charge of her own life and let people find her. I find her fun, funny, compelling and yes, crazy hot. And that is why today I want to fuck Kate Upton.
So obviously I like Kate Upton a lot, I haven’t made a secret of that but the question could come up as to why. Now, I could just draw an arrow upwards and say duh but it’s a fair question. And I think it’s the dancing. Now I don’t mean for lascivious reasons though admittedly those do pop up. But I first saw her ever doing the Dougie and I think it sums up a lot of her appeal, she seems full of life. She’s always laughing, always having fun and who can blame her? There’s nothing worse than when you see a millionaire living what seems to be a dream life and they aren’t enjoying it. On the other hand there is nothing more attractive than someone who is full of life, it’s compelling and attractive. When you throw that into that body? Holy Christ, is it any wonder why today I want to fuck Kate Upton?
I really like the beach. I also really like Kate Upton. I love the sun, the water, her breasts, her smile, her body, fighting the waves as you wade out deeper into the water. So in honor of the beach and summer and boobs here is Kate Upon in bikinis. Take your time, look, enjoy and you’ll understand why today I want to fuck Kate Upton.
I love when Kate Upton dances. For lots of reasons. Some of them are yes, because I am apparently a leering perv. But she also always looks so happy and pretty and exuberant. And because I’m a leering perv. I am sure people most interested in this saw the Cat Daddy dance yesterday. Well so did I. Thank you Kate Upton. For two bouncing reasons and all the beauty and dancing today I want to fuck Kate Upton.
Why do I like Kate Upton as much as I do? I don’t know. You can obviously start at the looks, I mean, she’s very pretty, she has a killer body, her breasts are amazing but… well, are there really any big name models who are ugly? Certainly she has a certain charm about her, an ability to seem playful and fun. The whole reason I am even thinking about her is because she is at some event for the NFL draft today so I like how much she likes sports. Girl Athletes are cool (did you know Kate was an award winning junior equestrian?) but… I don’t know exactly. Maybe it’s a certain combination mixed with a youthful exuberance that makes her seems so ideal. Regardless, I have just spent 5 minutes writing a lot of nothing and it does nothing to dim the fact that today I want to fuck Kate Upton.
Tim Tebow might have been traded to the Jets. Which might upset Mark Sanchez. None of which matters to me but the Jets got me thinking once again about Kate Upton. She just did a Zoo York commercial as well, if you haven’t seen it look it up, worth it as always. All of this is a round about way of mentioning I am very into Kate Upton. So today I want to fuck Kate Upton.
I first saw here doing the dougie and then followed her on twitter where she always rewarded us with the best pictures. Now she’s blown up and was on the cover of SI, still culturally significant even if the issue itself has become pointless. Continuing my trend of amazing curves, today I want to fuck Kate Upton.
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