And my beloved Kate Upton has returned.  Her posts are getting really hard because while I have not always succeeded I try my hardest to not repeat pictures.   This is getting increasingly difficult with Kate Upton, not because there aren’t many pictures, there are plenty of pictures, the issue is that I have posted her so many times I have a hard time remembering if I have posted something or not.  So you have my apologies if I have repeated.  I am trying but I am obviously going to be drawn to pictures I like the most, I like them the most.  I like Kate Upton the most, too.  Or close to the most.  I have chosen her the most.  She is just so gorgeous.  Today I want to fuck Kate Upton.

Ok, so, first things first, this is the 300th person I have picked since I started this blog, which is way longer than people who knew me thought I would keep this up.  Big numbers are cool so it feels like a big deal.  The thing is, I am not sure if that’s why I picked Kate Upton today.  I would never say, “It’s number 300, make it someone you like a lot” intentionally but I knew what today was and I have to think that might have influenced me some.  I just mean it got me thinking about this blog and Kate Upton has been here a lot.  Like almost 20 times a lot.  This is her 18th entry and that makes her 6% of the picks on this blog.  Keep in mind, that’s with her being a significantly smaller percentage of the total women out there.  Like, less than even 0.00000000001% of all women are Kate Upton.  So she gets picked a lot and I think maybe there was some influence there?  But I don’t know, the truth is I think she is amazingly hot, I find her rather charming, and I like putting up pictures of her.  So there, today is #300 and today I want to fuck Kate Upton.

I like Kate Upton.  I like her smile. I like her attitude.  I like her chest.  Her breasts look like they’d be really comfortable.  I am pretty out of it at the moment but they look pretty inviting to me so I am going with that.  Today I want to fuck Kate Upton.

There is a lot I like about Kate Upton.  It would be safe to say she has been consistently one of my favorite picks here.  Her attitude, her enthusiasm, the way she built a name for herself, it’s all attractive and entice.  Still, I would be the dirtiest of dirty liars if I claimed her body wasn’t god damned amazing.  I would be an even bigger liar if I said it isn’t a lot of the reason I like her.  Her body is god damned amazing and it is a big part of why I like her.  Seriously, she is just amazing.  Another new video from her hit the web the other day and it is just the sort of thing that almost feels unfair, it’s like someone grew her in a lab to attract me.  Except I’m not actually that important.  But man I wish was.  Man I wish for Kate Upton.  God good today I want to fuck Kate Upton.

I have had a cold all weekend and colds are the worst in that they are not at all the worst.  Everyone gets them, there is nothing you can do, you just have to cope.  You don’t want to cope though because you’re tired, you’re cranky, you don’t feel good, you basically just want to curl up and sleep but you can’t sleep very long at all because your cold makes that impossible.  So what you really want to do is whine about it and be pampered but then you realize that everyone gets cold so there isn’t a lot of sympathy.  My point is that for the most part I haven’t been filled with any sort of over riding passion or desire this weekend or even found myself thinking about celebrities much in general, I feel like I have been making comfort pics.  You know, sometimes when you feel bad you have that special meal or food that makes you feel better to a degree.  This is like that.  Well, let’s ignore the what you want to eat part, I didn’t mean to make that connection, I just meant sometimes you want something comfortable, we all have our favorites, Kate Upton is one of mine.  Also, her breasts look comfortable.  I mean, I’m just saying, worst came to worst and I had to rest my head somewhere I think it would be an ok spot.  That’s all.  Purely thinking about logistics here.  And her breasts.  And well all of her, Kate Upton is pretty hot.  I say that like I didn’t know it before but as I am typing it I am remembering it and so today I want to fuck Kate Upton.

My love (lust?) for Kate Upton is pretty well documented at this point.  I don’t think I am really alone here, finding Kate Upton attractive is basically the new black.  I have a friend that when she arrived at school people started mentioning she looks like Kate Upton?  Why?  Because she’s blonde and saying someone looks like Kate Upton is the new short hand for hot.  It’s kind of amazing how fast she rose and other than the inevitable backlash from people who have to hate what is popular (let’s be honest, we’ve all done it.  I mean, it isn’t like Kate Upton is inescapable, believe me, I wish she had me cornered and I couldn’t get away) the consensus seems to be she is incredibly hot.  And she is.  Let’s be honest, you can look at the pictures I put up and see that’s the truth.  On the other hand, I do think she has more going for her.  The world is full of beautiful women, hell I have beautiful followers, they aren’t world famous super models.  There is an extra something to her people find appealing, she manages to be bubbly end energetic without being annoying or cloying or seeming ditzy.  I guess there are those who would disagree with all of that but I find it hard not to be charmed by a girl who is clearly having a lot of fun becoming very famous doing something she likes.  Also she is really, really hot.  Like just… a walking embodiment of sex.  Which is honestly the main reason why today I want to fuck Kate Upton.

No one has ever actually submitted a proper entry to me here, and that’s cool, though if you do submit a picture and a write up the chances are I will publish it if it isn’t totally crude.  What I do get submitted are two things, I get people who send me pictures asking if I know who the girl is.  That is totally fine, I will gladly help a brother (or sister) out if I can, I know how frustrating it can be. The other baffling submission I get (and it’s usually a submission, not a question) are people asking me to get them in touch with a celebrity.  Usually because they want to sleep with them.  I’ll be honest, I wish it worked that way but if I had both the ability to contact someone I have posted and the ability to get them to sleep with someone… well, it would probably be me, not you.  I love you guys but not that much.  Which brings me to my point, if you guys really loved me you’d get me Kate Upton, it’s more than a month until my birthday so I feel like I am giving you plenty of time here.  Yes, I know Kristen Bell is my favorite but that’s clearly fate, one day our hands will accidentally touch reaching for the same book, sparks will fly and I’ll stay at home raising our children and baking cookies while she is launched to super stardom when a series of Veronica Mars movies break box office records.  So, I don’t need you to get me her.  What I want is Kate Upton.  She seems like a much better gift anyway because there is just something primal in my attraction to her.  She is just built to draw the eye and I don’t just mean that as some sort of crude allusion to her breasts.  It seems everything about her is just made to be what is desirable.  And let’s be honest, the best presents are always toys.  Oh sure the book or the sweater might get more use but they hardly make your eyes widen with excitement.  Of course, I am really entering dangerous territory here talking about her being a toy but let’s not read too much into this, what I am really saying is people seem to think I have this power so if someone out there actually does… I’ll be your best friend forever.  And I’m a really good friend!  I’ll help you move.  Assuming Kate and I aren’t busy.  But I promise I’ll come up with the best excuse when I bail on you.  Only the best for my best friend.  So, hypothetical best friend, how about the best for me?  How about Kate?  I guess I should end this and go ahead and say today I want to fuck Kate Upton.

I am sort of running out of things to say about Kate Upton.  I guess the more clever way to deal with that problem is to claim her beauty has left me speechless but anyone who knows me knows that doesn’t happen, I can out talk anyone.  I just end up repeating myself.  So let’s hit the high points here, Kate Upton is hot, like other worldly on the hotness scale.  I don’t know why I like her so much but I do.  I have theories that range from boobs to twitter to lust for life.  It’s hard to say, but I like her.  We’ll leave it at that and I’ll just state, without a doubt, completely and totally today I want to fuck Kate Upton.