Tag: Katy Perry

You may not know this but there is some shit going down in Brazil ladies and gentlemen, some real civil unrest.  Now, you may wonder what that has to do with Katy Perry but the answer really is nothing, it just so happens one of my tumblr besties is not only a half ninja turtle master of seduction and music but from Brazil, and she’s cool and it’s important to her.  So I tricked you with pictures of Katy Perry into learning.  That’s some pretty duplicitous bullshit, I know, but I would like to think Katy Perry wants her beauty used for good, not evil.  I mean, I don’t know her, so I can’t swear by it, but I have seen a lot of movies and if a girl that looked like her wanted to do some evil she’d have an Eastern European accent.  Those are just the rules, I didn’t make them.  Anyway, my basic point is that you should creatively use your lust for amazing looking women to do something worthwhile, or semi worthwhile like just linking a new article.  Ok, that’s just slacktivism but my real point isn’t that anyway, my real point is that today I want to fuck Katy Perry.

So I was talking about Katy Perry yesterday with a friend, the conversation went here and there and yadda yadda yadda today I am posting Katy Perry.  Obviously I find her extremely attractive.  You know this because I just said it.  But if you are also a fan of empirical evidence (and obviously you are, that’s why people follow this blog right?  Empirical evidence fans) this is the 19th time I have posted her, which is the second most anyone has been posted.  As such I don’t have anything new to say about her other than she is very pretty, she is engaging in a way I don’t entirely understand, and she has a great body.  Also she has a cat named Kitty Purry and that’s kind of great.  Today I want to fuck Katy Perry.

You know how sometimes you want something just because you want it?  Or maybe you don’t because that didn’t entirely make sense or maybe because you’re not an emotionally stunted child.  Like, have you ever kind of wanted say… ice cream.  It isn’t a burning need but you bring it up and in your mind you just are sure it’s going to go over well and everyone is going to want to go get ice cream.  Then no one wants to and everyone refuses to go.  Then all you fucking want in life is ice cream.  Like haunt your dreams kind of need.  Which is fucking stupid because you even know the only reason why is because someone told you no.  I mean like that kind of want.  Anyway, sometimes Katy Perry feels that way to me.  Not that anyone has told me no, that’s ridiculous, I’ve never met her and let’s be honest, if I did and I told her about this blog, chances are I’d be in, right? (Don’t tell me no, guys, it will just make it worse).  But I mean it is the same sort of builds on itself reaction for me.  I think about her and that just makes it worse, I go down this Katy Perry spiral where when I roll out of bed for some reason she’s on my mind, by the time I am sitting here I have eyes for no one else.  It is strange.  It isn’t entirely isolated to her, I can be a giant spoiled baby about a lot of things, but it is most pronounced with her.  I’d like to think I have the sense that if some other ridiculously hot celebrity walked into my apartment I wouldn’t turn her down but… it almost feels like I would because all I care about in that moment is Katy Perry.  It makes sense.  Or maybe it does because she is ridiculously hot.  Rational or not, today I want to fuck Katy Perry.

I am feeling bouncy today so here is Katy Perry.  The correlation being she is bouncing in the first picture.  Anyway, I hope it’s a good day.  It’s pouring rain, it’s kind of cold, but you know there are other things going on sometimes that drown that all out.  Anyway, Katy Perry is ridiculous in a completely appealing way.  I mean she’s gorgeous and stuff but I also enjoy the complete over the top nature of what she does.  Plus she’s gorgeous and stuff.  Look, it’s early.  Anyway, here is Katy Perry because I really like Katy Perry.  Here is Katy Perry because today I want to fuck Katy Perry.

I feel like it’s been a while since Katy Perry has been here but really it has only been a little over a month.  I guess that is just a long time in the sense that she has shown up just a ton on this blog.  So much so that I usually point out I have nothing new to say.  That’s because I don’t.  Except that she’s so damn pretty.  I mean, I didn’t even realize until this second but I pretty much just put pictures of her face up today.  I know everyone is crazy about her body.  They are right to be, it is insanity inducing what with it all being soft and curvy in interesting places and a taunt and firm in other interesting places.  I didn’t really think about it today but she is just pretty all over I guess.  I love her body but she has the ability to just look good in general.  Also, fun fact, the name Katherine and it’s derivatives is by far the most common first name to appear on this blog.  Who knew I’d have a thing for a name as well!  Of course, her middle name is Elizabeth, there are a few of those.  I learn such interesting things about myself here.  Today I want to fuck Katy Perry.

It’s almost the new year, I hope everyone had a good 2012 and I wish you all a great 2013.  I could say something clever but fuck I am tired and I am readily admitting I am closing out 2012 in a very uncreative fashion.  I can’t help it, I want what I want sometimes… Yeah so… Katy Perry again. She has shown up here a ton.  The reason is simple, I find her really attractive.  I am not sure what about her clicks for me, I mean yes she has the boobs and the rest of the body and dark hair with light eyes is always a striking combination.  I also like her cartoonish sense of style.  I don’t know what else to say though, there is no deep insight I can provide other than I am very attracted to her and today I am very attracted to her so thus today I want to fuck Katy Perry.

Simply put, Katy Perry is here because I had a dream about her (It was a whole thing, she was singing Needing/Getting and when she hit the chorus it was the voice of the guy from OK Go, it was strange).  When you dream about someone they tend to be on your thoughts that day, it’s hard not to think of them, especially if you try not to.  At least I don’t have to look her in the eye and wonder if she knows.  Anyway, short and sweet, for today at least Katy Perry is the girl of my dreams.  Today, I want to fuck Katy Perry.

Hey, everybody, it’s Katy Perry.  Let me explain to you the process of how Katy Perry usually shows up on this blog.  Something happens that makes me think of Katy Perry, a picture, a mention, I see a girl squirting whipped cream out of her bra, you know, the normal stuff that you cross in every day life.  The more I think about her the more I think about her in this whole snake eating it’s tail situation.  Usually I have already picked earlier in the day though so I shrug and figure it will pass.  Some days it does but sometimes I wake up and she is just there because there is something special about the way Katy Perry tickles my brain.  Everyone has their own personal preferences and whatever it is about her tickles a special part of my brain and she is just there, drowning out everyone else.  That’s today, she’s not going away and I can’t help but think about how gorgeous she is.  Today I want to fuck Katy Perry.

I obviously find Katy Perry attractive.  I say obviously because she has appeared here a lot and those who know me know I like her a lot. Sometimes, even I have a tough time coming up with something to about a girl and sometimes Katy is that way.  I mean, I can go on and on for a long time about almost nothing but the real issue here is that sometimes you can’t quite explain it.  Obviously she has a body on her and I happen to like the outfits and hair and spectacle that is part and parcel to her.  But that isn’t it, most of the time I don’t really ever think about Katy Perry but man when I do… it’s all that’s on my mind.  She seems to touch that lizard part of my brain, something primal that makes me want her.  Some girls are like that and she is and today is one of those days so today I want to fuck Katy Perry.