Tag: Kristen Bell

Favorites are an interesting thing, in that I don’t quite understand how so many people have them.  It’s a question we’re asked a lot, too.  What’s your favorite band? Your favorite food? Your favorite color?  I have been running away from commitment my entire life there is no way I am committing to one food forever.  The answer for me is usually, “Whatever I want right now”.  I bring this up because there is one thing where I have a favorite.  It’s Kristen Bell.  She’s my #1 choice when it comes to celebrities.  I will probably watch anything with her in it and obviously if I was going to be stuck on a desert island she’s be my choice to accompany.  Of course, that brings up the a whole slew of that’s kind of a dick move, making her get stuck on an island and man, “Hey, I got you trapped here with me” is not really a great opening line when trying to pick someone up.  We’ll ignore reality though and figure I’d work it out somehow because today I want to fuck Kristen Bell.

Oh Kristen Bell… one day I’ll have your babies.  Is that a creepy start?  Probably.  Oh well.  I think I might have maybe mentioned to one or two people before just how much I love Kristen Bell.  Now I am  mentioning it again.  She is the best, you can debate it but I don’t know why you wold want to be so wrong.  She’s the best and I deserve the best so today I want to fuck Kristen Bell.

Oh Kristen Bell, if I had a wish it would likely be you.  For any of you who don’t know her let me assure you she is incredibly talented.  Just a very skilled actress and button cute.  My eternal desire for her is rooted very much in just how charming she is.  Sometimes it’s not that though, just look at how beautiful she is.  See?  That’s why today I want to fuck Kristen Bell.

My biggest (only?) celebrity crush.  Now that might seem strange with a blog about fucking various people who happen to be celebrities but a crush is different than lust and Kristen Bell is a full on crush.  She is adorable, she is funny, she is charismatic, and yes she is hot as hell.  All of these make her a great package but of course Veronica Mars is the real source of my crush.  Everyone who has seen it feels the same way.  She is an evergreen favorite of mine, as others come and go forever I am attracted to her and today I want to fuck Kristen Bell.