Tag: Kristen Bell

So Kristen Bell hasn’t been here in a while and wow is she pregnant these days.  Now, technically pregnancy is a binary system, you are or you aren’t, there aren’t degrees but let’s be honest, she’s pretty pregnant looking to me.  Of course, it isn’t surprising that she’s still beautiful because… sigh.. Kristen Bell is perfect.  And I am not deterred, one day I will have her babies, you’ll all see!  Anyway, Kristen is still my biggest celebrity crush in the history of forever and she is beautiful.  So here are some pictures of her decidedly pregnant and decidedly not, just for comparisons sake.  I love her, she is great.  Today I want to fuck Kristen Bell.

I think everyone is aware that I like Kristen Bell a lot.  And I mean everyone, like every person in the world because I think I have told everyone at this point, I am not shy about it.  By a lot I mean like, A LOT.  In all caps.  And I didn’t cheat and hit caps lock there, I held down the shift key all by myself, that’s just how dedicated I am.  So that’s why she’s here today.  I mean I sometimes have stories as to why, or a point to make, or even something particular to say about the girl.  Today I just want her because she’s perfect.  She’s my favorite and everyone knows it.  Today I want to fuck Kristen Bell.

One of the problems with doing a daily blog is that it is every day.  I mean, I like that aspect but it’s such a rigid theme that some days are harder than others.  What if you don’t feel great one day? What if you’re depressed?  Distracted?  You probably aren’t thinking a lot about celebrities or who is prettiest or most desirable or whatever.  But I can’t imagine skipping a day because that would feel like failure and I like knowing I will do this every day.  But then I am left wondering… is there a celebrity version of comfort food?  What you turn to to just feel a little better?  I don’t know, it isn’t like there is a real connection there, it isn’t like turning to a friend or a pint of ice cream, it’s just not tangible or physical.  But maybe there is just comfort in familiarity, in sort of having a favorite thing, a favorite person, just a reminder of consistency?  Or maybe I am over thinking things, I do that a lot, irregardless I made my choice, today I want to fuck Kristen Bell.

Being sick as an adult is pretty lame.  I mean, I guess it’s always lame but as an adult it is lame because you typically have to keep going with your life.  You can’t just cough and make a sad face at your mom and skip out on responsibilities for the day, instead you cough, you make a sad face and you end up looking in the mirror and realizing all the dumb shit you have to do today and how if you don’t go to work it will be a crisis or at least an inconvenience (interestingly as adults we have way overblown ideas of our own importance just like we did as kids, it just manifests in different ways).  I think the hardest thing though is the lack of comfort.  I mean, you’re just a little sick and your throat hurts a little?  Just take something and move on, no one is going to baby you over something everyone experiences now and then.  Well, unless you have a good boyfriend or girlfriend, they will indulge you… to an extent.  Anyway, if you can’t tell I am mildly sick but have decided to whine about it because whining at least makes it feel a little better.  Someone somewhere will feel bad for you.  Of course, it doesn’t exactly lead to sexy thoughts but I think I ended up thinking Kristen Bell would be perfect for today because as everyone knows but her we were meant for each other, so I guess I take some comfort in the idea of her.  Or maybe subconsciously I think she makes good soup.  I don’t know, I have to go to work but I guess today I want to fuck Kristen Bell.

I don’t know why I find Kristen Bell to be so perfect exactly but I do.  I mean, there is a lot I can list about her that would go a long way to describing what I like about her but it doesn’t entirely describe it, does it?  The first picture here is my desktop as I write this, when I discovered that upon starting up my computer it put a smile on my face, Kristen Bell just makes me smile instinctively.  I think this is the magic of fandom, when we really care about something it does just bring us happiness. Well, most of the time, certainly there is a darker side where it doesn’t but I do my best to avoid that and certainly Kristen Bell brings me only happiness.  Which is pretty awesome.  And there are lots of things I could list from her talent to her skill to her charisma but it doesn’t really quite explain it.  So I’ll just say she does, I have a well documented crush on Kristen Bell and today I want to fuck Kristen Bell.

So I am still in the process of waking up from a dream about Kristen Bell.  No, not one of those dreams, I wish.  I had a dream that I had started a new job and she was one of my coworkers and we got along very well.  The problem was I had this secret 7 year long crush on her that felt a little awkward and I felt like I couldn’t tell her because it’s just not a good basis for starting a new job to admit to your coworker you have been obsessed with her for more than half a decade before you met her.  Luckily all the tension drained away when Humpty Hump showed up and we all did the Humpty Dance.  Anyway, I bring this up not just to show how stupid my dreams are but to point out that quite literally Kristen Bell is the woman of my dreams.  Just in my dreams apparently I am unable to do anything but pine.  Not important.  What is important is that Kristen Bell is just fantastic.  I have brought this up so many times before but really she is just great.  Not only is she funny and such a good actress, she is gorgeous. And she’s way better at dancing than I am or Humpty.  So, there’s that.  Anyway, obviously now she’s on my mind and today I want to fuck Kristen Bell.

If you have read this blog for a while, or know me, or have talked to me, you know that I kind of sort of maybe have a gigantic crush on Kristen Bell.  Just a little huge never ending desire for her.  I think there is a temptation to take these sort of celebrity crushes and assign something special to them (I see what you guys say when you reblog my stuff, I know some of you do).  The sad truth of course is that it isn’t special, it’s just a crush.  And it’s going to be one sided.  That doesn’t mean it’s a bad thing though, I think crushes can be fun.  More fun than just simple attraction.  Everyone needs to day dream, to enjoy themselves.  I am not going to say what is now a 7+ year crush on Kristen Bell has radically altered my life, nor will I make jokes about how I’m going to have her babies (because it’s not a joke. I am going to, it WILL happen).  I think they can be fun though, let’s be honest, having something to care about is always a good thing, nihilism is no way to go through life.  So maybe a celebrity crush does make our life a little better, a little escape now and then, a celebrity to feel a bit of a bond with, someone whose movies to see no matter the quality.  Just a little something that adds a spark in your life.  This doesn’t mean you get her more than anyone else, or you appreciate them more, though you are probably going to feel that way, it just means you are going to just have a little something special to have your own.  We may not all be special snowflakes but everyone wants to feel like one.  So feel like one, go ahead and embrace that crush you have, and feel free to leave a note telling me who yours is. Mine is on Kristen Bell.  So here she is and here I am saying today I want to fuck Kristen Bell.

Someone asked me yesterday if I ever want to just cuddle.  It was funny so thank you, I can’t answer anonymous questions though, if you come off anon I’ll gladly send you replies.  That said, the name of this blog isn’t who I want to cuddle today.  You fully have my support if you want to start that blog.  I guess it would be pictures of teddy bears and kittens and puppies and other baby animals.  Actually, as I am writing this I am pretty sure your blog would be way more popular than mine if you did that.  Anyway, this all made me think of Kristen Bell.  Why? Because she’s my favorite so I guess if I were to go a cuddlin’ I would choose her.  Who knows, I tend to let my mind go where it will and post the results, so here we are with Kristen again.  Today I want to cuddle fuck Kristen Bell.

I may have let it slip once or twice but usually I play it pretty close to the vest, truth is I have a massive crush on Kristen Bell.  I mean, if you don’t get it I guess you don’t get it but I don’t see how you couldn’t, she has so much going for her.  Sure she’s gorgeous and talented and funny and charming but she’s also active in charities and smart and interesting in interviews and one day I am going to have her babies.  My point is she’s pretty great.  So great in fact that today I want to fuck Kristen Bell.