Tag: Kristen Bell

I was pretty sure I was going to post Kirsten Bell yesterday because I figured Veronica Mars movie, I’d watch that and then bam, Kristen Bell.  But then my digital download didn’t show up.  And didn’t show up.  And so… I am posting Kristen Bell today.  Because I have seen the movie now and I loved it and more importantly she was of course amazing in it.  She is just amazing on screen as Veronica.  And she was so gorgeous and obviously I love Veronica Mars and I love Kristen Bell and I could go on and on about that again but I’d just be repeating myself.  Easier to just get to the point and say today I want to fuck Kristen Bell.

I knew I was going to end up posting Kristen Bell at some point this week.  Not just because she’s beautiful but because Veronica Mars comes out this Friday, which means she is at all sorts of premiers and stuff, meaning this week is going to be like Kristen Bell Christmas, I’ll get more new pictures of her this week than the rest of the year.  So I knew that.  Then I saw how she looked at the New York premier of the movie.  Then I saw how she looked on the Tonight show.  Then I knew she was getting posted today because wow.  She looked so good, just amazing.  And guys, if you somehow didn’t know I love Kristen Bell.  She is the best.  Just the best.  So today I want to fuck Kristen Bell.

Here is Kristen Bell.  If you know me you may well know that I love Kristen Bell because she is the best.  I am not sure if being the best is a great reason to love someone, since they are the best they may not need your love I guess, they have so much already.  But because she is the best I have no choice so the whole debate is pointless.  The point is she is the best and I adore her and she is great.  Why is she great?  Because she is hilarious and charming and beautiful and makes entertainment that I unabashedly love and seems like a good person.  And because she is the best.  Bestness and greatness go hand in hand.  One day I will have her babies, you’ll see.  Today I want to fuck Kristen Bell.

So I watched Frozen and I absolutely adored it.  All of it was very good but the ending kind of blew me away.  It did something I don’t think I would have given Disney enough credit to actually do ahead of time.  i certainly shaped what the movie was both thematically and story wise in a way I really wouldn’t have given enough credit to do.  I loved it and hours later I am still thinking about how I loved it.  Don’t worry, I am not going to post another cartoon character, that’s not happening two days in a row (I was maybe a little tempted but not really).  No, my beloved Kristen Bell is showing up her because her voice work was awesome.  A friend told me that she was the most diverse and interesting Disney Princess she could think of and I dunno, I am not able to think on that scope yet but I will say her charming characteristics can easily be credited to Kristen Bell.  It isn’t really stunning that Kristen Bell who is amazing was thus able to do amazing work. The fact that the character was funny, charming, and sweet make sense because those are all things that she can bring through in a character.  I have been very clear I have a special bond with Kristen Bell and one day I am going to have her baby, despite what you people and your science and biological incompatibility say, it will happen.  In the future.  For now, for today I want to fuck Kristen Bell.

I am a reserved person.  Emotionally I mean.  It drives me kind of nuts when people say something is great but they just mean ok, or when they talk about loving something and they just like it, or what really gets my goat is when they say someone is the funniest person they ever met and you meet the guy and he has one bad impression.  It’s like, I’m standing right here asshole, I could out funny Lewinski joke in my fucking sleep.  They always say, “I didn’t mean funniest ever, just he does this funny thing”.  Well, you said funniest ever.  “I didn’t mean that movie was great, just that i like it”.  So I am a firm believer in measured commitment to such things, give compliments to people and things as they deserve them but make them accurate.  So it is not often I say I really love something unless… I really love it.  Here are some things I love: tuna melts, well made Italian subs, snow (especially when it closes school. I don’t go to school but I still like to know someone got to stay home), and Veronica Mars.  The first season of Veronica Mars is my favorite season of TV ever.  Yesterday we found out that the Movie is coming out on 3/14/14.  I am looking forward to it.  Because I love Veronica Mars.  I also adore Kristen Bell.  She is my favorite.  Favorite is not something I use lightly either.  She is my favorite.  Today I want to fuck Kristen Bell.

Happy Thanksgiving to everyone.  Even if you aren’t American and you celebrate it on the wrong day or you don’t celebrate it at all, I still want you to have a good Thanksgiving.  You will just know it better as “Thursday”.  It’s a pretty great holiday, both in theme and execution.  It’s good to sit around and think about what you’re thankful for.  It’s also nice to eat a really, really good meal with people you care about.  Also, turkey sandwiches the next day rule.  Just absolutely rule.  There are few things better than a turkey sandwich made from left overs.  I think one of those things is Kristen Bell.  She is pretty great.  I am thankful for her sense of humor, and her talent, and her charisma, and her beauty.  I am thankful for celebrity crushes which are silly and serve little purpose but are nice all the same.  I am thankful for all of you guys.  Happy Thanksgiving.  Today I want to fuck Kristen Bell.

So Kristen Bell was on Parks and Rec last night/tonight.  I mean, technically yesterday but you get it, I just watched it.  I love the show and I love her so it’s two great things together, like peanut butter and chocolate.  Also she makes my mouth water so another reason she’s like a peanut butter cup I guess.  Except we all know Kristen Bell is a Marshmallow.  They make marshmallow cups but those aren’t as good.  OOoo, you know what I do like though, fluffer nutter sandwiches.  I mean, I haven’t had one in like 20 years but they were great kid comfort food.  So let’s say Kristen Bell is like a fluffer nutter sandwich… she’s creamy and delicious and she is… loaded with carbs?  I don’t know, I am not great at this.  The point is she is my favorite thing ever, even better than childhood memories.  That’s pretty great.  Today I want to fuck Kristen Bell.

I think at our core a lot of humanity is just about wanting to be loved.  Or at least have someone care.  Care that we’re here, to make us feel like maybe we matter a little.  I know we spend a lot of time shouting into the darkness just to prove we exist, we want some validation for that.  All of us do sometimes.  It is why we start blogs, so we can put a piece of ourself out there and hope someone notices.  Look, I don’t even care about notes except that sometimes I do.  When a post gets no notes I don’t mind, when it gets a lot of notes I get excited though.  It is nice, it feels like you did something that mattered to someone.  I started this blog on a boring afternoon last spring because I was alone in my apartment with no plans and my main social outlet was stuck in Canada.  None of my friends were free and I was essentially house bound.  So I felt compelled to do this.  It became way more popular than I would have guessed because… well, it’s me discussing my libido.  Today is my 500th entry and I won’t lie and say it’s a coincidence Kristen Bell is here.  She’s here because I knew this date was coming and it is impossible to separate that in my head so by the time I hit the shower this morning she was on my mind because she just felt so right.  In 2004 I was in a brand new city and stuck in a shitty relationship.  Or maybe I was out of a shitty relationship.  It was one of those were we broke up and made up and were incredibly toxic to each other and it just makes everything miserable.  I found Veronica Mars at this point and it made me feel better for at least an hour at a time.  Good art does that, true beauty can help you overcome a lot and truly great art will change the way you see things.  It’s probably why I am celebrity obsessed because the artists are the ones who create the art and the ability to make magic in someone else’s life is amazing and amazingly attractive.  Kristen Bell is beautiful and she is also amazingly talented.  She is charming and witty and funny and just fantastic.  And she holds a special place in my heart because she was on my favorite show at a time I really needed a favorite show.  So it makes sense she’s here today because today I want to fuck Kristen Bell.

Man, it is hot outside.  Which you guys probably don’t care about but I am telling you, it is hot out.  I know because I was out for a walk and I can tell you first hand, it’s getting hot.  Which is why I am posting Kristen Bell.  Or not directly but my mind wandered while walking and I started thinking about Kristen Bell as I am want to do.  Then I came home because it was hot and I wanted to cool off.  And then I was like, well, here I am thinking about Kristen Bell.  I guess we know what that means… and thus today I want to fuck Kristen Bell.

“So I finally understand your Kristen Bell obsession. I was watching (tons of) interviews of her with Craig Ferguson.  Yeah, I get it now”.  I got this message from a friend.  My only answer is, well… DUH!  She’s awesome and fantastic and gorgeous.  She’s is Kristen Bell.  But I don’t care if any of you realize it now, it’s too late, you can’t have her, she’s mine.  I have called Dibs.  I called Dibs in like 2005.  We were meant to be together.  I know this for fact because I say it all the time and I don’t lie most of the time so there’s a really good chance it’s true.  Besides, restraining orders are so romantic.  Just a girl playing hard to get, being coy… ok, now that I have been creepy I am going to point out that yes, she is perfect and wonderful and adorable and hilarious.  She is great and more people should know it.  I know it.  I also know that today I want to fuck Kristen Bell.