So Kristen Bell was on Parks and Rec last night/tonight.  I mean, technically yesterday but you get it, I just watched it.  I love the show and I love her so it’s two great things together, like peanut butter and chocolate.  Also she makes my mouth water so another reason she’s like a peanut butter cup I guess.  Except we all know Kristen Bell is a Marshmallow.  They make marshmallow cups but those aren’t as good.  OOoo, you know what I do like though, fluffer nutter sandwiches.  I mean, I haven’t had one in like 20 years but they were great kid comfort food.  So let’s say Kristen Bell is like a fluffer nutter sandwich… she’s creamy and delicious and she is… loaded with carbs?  I don’t know, I am not great at this.  The point is she is my favorite thing ever, even better than childhood memories.  That’s pretty great.  Today I want to fuck Kristen Bell.