I couldn’t sleep last night because my brain hates me.  Or because sleep is the cousin of death and I was in a NY state of mind.  Whichever.  Anyway, it can be hard to fill late night hours but I filled some if it talking with @wildflagsure and then remembered late night talk shows exist.  I used to watch a lot of late night in general and Late Night specifically back in the day but somehow that all fell to the wayside.  But I tuned in for some Seth Meyers even though he seems like an odd choice for me, he’s older than Jimmy Fallon, isn’t it where you should be throwing a younger guy so he can do something new?  I don’t know, I’m old, Conan was my guy.  But anyway, Mary Elizabeth Winstead was on and that was two signs I should post her.  What was the first sing, well talking to @wildflagsure, which might not seem like a sign to you but only because you have never talked to her.  She’s totally bi for Mary Elizabeth Winstead.  And who can blame her?  Not me.  She is gorgeous and charming and talented and last night was gorgeous and charming and I assume talented.  She really only sat there and it was a short interview but like… she didn’t fuck up sitting there.  It wasn’t a thing that required a lot of talent, so she couldn’t show off.  Anyway, I kinda was waiting to see if pictures of her arriving or anything showed up online but they have not so I am just posting her now.  Today I want to fuck Mary Elizabeth Winstead.

It’s entirely possible that all the pictures from the Tonys haven’t come through, I dunno who was there and there have been very few so far but I will go ahead and declare Mary Elizabeth Winstead the winner because well… she’s great.  I am not too worried about anyone topping her.  I liked her dress.  Well, I loved the top half, not as in love with the bottom but it’s all helped by the fact that Mary Elizabeth Winstead is inside it.  I adore her and it continues to baffle me that there is even one person who doesn’t.  But there is at least one person.  I have talked to them!  Crazy.  Anyway, I think she is amazing so here she is. Today I want to fuck Mary Elizabeth Winstead.

I watched 10 Cloverfield Lane.  I want to talk about it but I don’t want to ruin it.  I will just say it is a very good and tense movie.  I will say there are no surprises in what you get.  There are surprises in the movie but I saw the trailer and knew it would be a tense and claustrophobic movie staring two actors I absolutely adore.  It was.  John Goodman was amazing because John Goodman is so damn good.  And so under rated sometimes.  Not by everyone, lots of people love him but I think some people forget the skill her brings as a dramatic actor.  He was great.  Mary Elizabeth Winstead was great and I immediately left the theater wishing someone would cast her as a Superhero already.  Looking online this apparently is not an unknown feeling.  She was excellent.  It was excellent.  And I love her.  This is no secret.  I really liked the movie.  I am still processing it, which is beautiful, it’s been almost a day and I am still thinking things through which is something I love about a good movie.  As a matter of fact I am soon to listen to the Next Picture Show Podcast which will talk about the movie and Psycho together, because that has some of my favorite film critics together talking about a movie I would love to hear more thoughts on.  Hey, if you saw it send me a message, we can talk about it.  Anyway, here is MEW because I adore her and I am so glad that even if she hasn’t become a huge deal she has managed to find fantastic roles for years now.  I am not sure how she feels about it but it’s probably better for me as a fan of her work.  Today I want to fuck Mary Elizabeth Winstead.

A friend broke my heart about a month ago when in reference to Mary Elizabeth Winstead she said, “I don’t see the appeal”.  Now, yeah, it kind of hurt because obviously Mary Elizabeth Winstead is one of my all time favorites but more so because when you care about someone you hate to see them so ridiculously wrong about something.  It’s like when you have that older relative who is kind of racist or you have a friend who thinks vaccines are a government plot or a coworker who thinks Donald Trump tells it like it is.  You aren’t defensive, you don’t need to be, everyone knows that person is wrong.  It’s because you’re a little embarrassed for them, that they could be so wrong.  And you know in your heart they’re a decent person so it’s shocking they can be so wrong headed about this thing.  So it broke my heart in that way.  Because obviously Mary Elizabeth Winstead is beautiful.  Just gorgeous.  She was doing 10 Cloverfield Lane related stuff yesterday and I am pumped for that movie.  I can’t wait to asked everyone I know to go to see it with me so they can turn me down.  Very exciting!  Today I want to fuck Mary Elizabeth Winstead.

Here is Mary Elizabeth Winstead because I love Mary Elizabeth Winstead.  She is apparently at Sundance this weekend which is good news because it means she is in a movie that is playing at Sundance.  Now, that isn’t a guarantee that it will be good but I do like her a lot and her choices in indie movies have been pretty solid in the past few years, so it gives me hope.  Also it means pictures of her.  I am always a fan of that because she is just so beautiful.  I tend to like the Sundance aesthetic as well when it comes to fashion.  It’s this mix of looking nice while remaining practical.  You know, you can’t go strapless full gown because it’s January in the mountains and there is often snow and whatever else, so it’s like, how can I look good but at the same time keep warm and not worry about getting road salt on my clothes?  It ends up looking good.  Of course, she always looks good.  Today I want to fuck Mary Elizabeth Winstead.

Here is Mary Elizabeth Winstead because Mary Elizabeth Winstead is beautiful.  She was at another event last night and she was gorgeous.  This is on account of her being gorgeous in general.  I don’t have a lot more to say right now other than that, my love for her is so well documented at this point, I am just excited she has shown up in pictures so much lately.  Today I want to fuck Mary Elizabeth Winstead.

Lots of people I could have posted today cause it is one of those days.  Who I am posting though is Mary Elizabeth Winstead because it was my birthday recently.  Like, really recently and one of the things people get me are records because… it’s easy to get me records.  I like them, I have them all sitting here on a shelf so anyone can just look and see what I have.  One of the records I got was Got A Girl’s I Love You but I Must Drive Off This Cliff Now.  I happen to enjoy this album a lot, it has a very old 70’s French Pop feel that I like and that it evokes to me, a dilettante who knows only a very little bit of 70’s French Pop.  So… you know, that sound.  It is good at evoking a feel and I am listening right now and so I just went around looking in general for pictures that felt right.  I mostly did ok, I think.  It’s honestly not something I should worry about given Mary Elizabeth Winstead is one of those people who could cut holes in a potato sack and look beautiful, she’s done all the work here.  Today I want to fuck Mary Elizabeth Winstead.

I feel overdue for a Mary Elizabeth Winstead post. I say this knowing I posted her just recently.  I dunno, a few weeks ago or something.  Whenever it was it was pretty recent for her.  The thing is though any time she shows up somewhere and we get pictures I feel like I am wasting an opportunity to post her when I don’t.  Because I adore her.  And I have gone into it more in the past but i am so tired today so I won’t go into it more.  I have slept like garbage all week.  My fan broke and it turns out my neighborhood is noisy as fuck without the white noise of a fan to drown it out.  Like, I think someone was actually playing a game of pound on the dumpster at 6 AM this morning.  Or maybe it was the wind or something but holy fuck I don’t know how anyone sleeps in this city.   I am digressing though, my point is I am the level of tired where I can bitch about not sleeping for hours but lack the energy to describe why Mary Elizabeth Winstead is beautiful and wonderful, so take my word for it.  Mary Elizabeth Winstead is beautiful and wonderful and today I want to fuck Mary Elizabeth Winstead.

Here is Mary Elizabeth Winstead because oh my god Mary Elizabeth Winstead.  She was on stage this weekend doin gher whole Got a Girl thing and Oh. My. God.  Mary Elizabeth Winstead.  She looked great.  I knew she looked great cause I immediately told one friend when I saw them.  When I didn’t get a response I reblogged them to show wildflagsure who responded with, “Holy Shit”, “Wow”, and “fuck”.  Then femalecelebrityoftheday messaged me to say, “HOLY SHIT THOSE MEW PICS.”.  So there you have it, the opinions are unanimous.  Mary Elizabeth Winstead looked amazing.  Which is less than stunning because she is so beautiful.  Also, she has a lovely voice.  If you have never heard Got a Girl and have some love for Serge Gainsborough 1970;s style French pop… well, I have a band for you guys to listen to.  If you don’t know what any of that means… go watch Smashed.  It’s really good.  Back to the point at hand though, I just want to reiterate: Holy Shit, oh my god, Mary Elizabeth Winstead.  Today I want to fuck Mary Elizabeth Winstead.

I actually haven’t seen anything with Mary Elizabeth Winstead in it since the last time I posted her (though Alex of Venice is on Netflix now so it’s likely I will in the next few days).  No, I was talking to my dear friend lunoboom about Mary Elizabeth Winstead and basically how I have heroically good taste.  Or something like that.  There was also discussion of the good taste involved in her Gillian Anderson clip reblogging; to be fair I don’t really listen to other people, I just wait for gaps in the conversation so I can tell another story about how great I am.  That was enough to have me thinking about just how great Mary Elizabeth Winstead is (while I am tagging people I should mention wildflagsure and I also have had conversations about the extreme mix of beauty and talent Mary Elizabeth Winstead possesses.  Also probably femalecelebrityoftheday and I have, too, but I can’t remember at this point.  It seems like a safe bet we have). Anyway, my basic point is that Mary Elizabeth Winstead is beautiful and next time I post her I am going to just talk about her so I don’t have to keep spelling her name and instead can use pronouns.  Today I want to fuck Mary Elizabeth Winstead.