Miranda Kerr – Page 2 – Who I want to Fuck Today

Look, I don’t know how my brain works. I mean clearly. All week I have been like, “Yuck, I hate models but here’s a model”. Ok, well, not hate models, I like models but I claim they don’t stir as much deep inside me as other people. So I don’t hate them. (Unless you’re a model and you somehow find that sort of disinterest attractive. Like, say… if Kate Upton is reading this. If all this time you’ve just been looking for someone who doesn’t like you well… yes, I hate you. Gross. Models. My ask box is open). But this week has been like model, model, model. And today is Miranda Kerr who I admit is pretty but doesn’t do much for me. Except now she’s been here like twice in a week. And I don’t know why other than I woke up thinking about her. And sometimes that goes away. Some days it just intensifies as the day goes on. Today is the second kind of day and it means I just have to post her. I mean, she’s beautiful, I am not complaining. She’s obviously pretty good at her job because… I mean she always looks pretty and is incredibly popular? This is one of the issues with models, I can’t articulate what makes them special. It boils down to me rambling and admitting she has a really nice butt. She does have a really nice butt. I guess you’ll have to just take my word for it since I didn’t put it in any of these pictures. Whatever, you know how to use Google don’t you? Today I want to fuck Miranda Kerr.

I have only posted Miranda Kerr once before because she isn’t really “my thing”. I have nothing against her, she’s pretty but I know people who are really into her and I think she’s pretty but she doesn’t spark a lot of passion in me. Sometimes stuff happens though, like I will see some pictures and they just… I can’t stop thinking about them. I am not talking about a lust thing, I am talking about them just being striking. About 2 PM today pictures started popping up on my phone of a new shoot she had done and they just struck me as amazing pictures. Something about the mood and how she looked and yeah she was gorgeous too but they stuck with me because it’s 10 hours later and they are still on my mind. Which is why she’s here today because sometimes models make art. She made some art and it moved me. Today I want to fuck Miranda Kerr.

I won’t say I am stunned that Miranda Kerr is making an appearance here because… duh, she’s hot. There aren’t a lot of super models that make me dry heave or anything, even if some don’t tickle that special part of me. Miranda Kerr is kind of one of these to a degree. Not that I never think about how hot she is but there’s another factor, just like I feel ownership of some girls, or my fandom of them to be more accurate, I feel the opposite for others. There are legions of people who think Miranda Kerr is the hottest woman alive, I almost feel bad desiring her then, like, they like her way more, it would be a real douche move to come and take that away. So I am a little surprised she’s here. Thing is, she has a secret weapon. That’s here ass. She might actually have the best ass on the planet. I welcome debate, if anyone has another opinion let me know, my ask box is open. Or you know, submit something. What I am saying is I am willing to talk about asses if I must, because I care about my readership. But anyway, Miranda Kerr’s ass makes a strong argument for ass dominance (I need a better phrase there, I think ass dominance is probably a whole different thing) and I am not immune to a perfect posterior, even if I think someone else has a better claim on lusting after it. So here I am, today I want to fuck Miranda Kerr.