Tag: Model

Here is Mosh for no particular reason besides Mosh being gorgeous.  I feel lame not being able to give her more than that but like… this is the 23rd time I have posted her and sometimes I just run out of things to say.  All I know is that she is amazing.  She has cultivated such a distinct look at I can be scrolling at high speed and recognize her in an instant.  She looks so gorgeous whatever the surroundings it is completely staggering.  And I don’t know what to say besides that so I won’t, I’ll just shut up and let you look at the pictures.  Today I want to fuck Miss Mosh.

Here is Barbara Palvin because she is hot but also because it is my dear friend lunoboom’s birthday and she is the one who helped me realize that Barbara Palvin was hot.  Which I realize makes me sound like some kind of idiot but I knew Barbara was beloved on tumblr and I got that she was pretty but I was interested about just what it was about her that made people connect with her.  Izzy passionately explained the appeal and I started to see it.  So thanks for that.  Anyway, as I said it is her birthday so everyone should go wish her happy birthday.  Seriously, send here and ask right here.  She is friendly and sweet and if you are lucky enough to become her friend you are a lucky duck indeed so go say hi.  And then look at picture of Barbara Palvin because she is pretty and frankly looking at pictures of her is always rewarding.  Today I want to fuck Barbara Palvin.

I had some strange dream about a friend being obsessed with the song “Sail On” by the Commodores and since I own a copy of Midnight Magic of course I started listening to the song this morning and somehow that has lead to me thinking about Emily Ratajkowski and man, I don’t get it either.  You know how genius isn’t understood in it’s own time?  Well that includes the genius as well, also doesn’t get it.  Did I just imply that I am a genius?  Well, I actually basically came out and said it.  It’s just way more comforting to think that way because Sail On is really just a standard bitter love song.  I mean, I dig it, and it does have that twist a lot of Commodores songs have where it is clearly from a very bitter dude who takes the tact of claiming he doesn’t care (“just sail on down the road”, “I’m Easy like a Sunday morning”, et al).  So the song is fine it’s just… what the hell does that have to do with Emily Ratajkowski?  I have no idea but for some reason I chose all pictures of her in white and did not even realize it until they were all up so… I am going to claim that has to do with Sail On because of Sailor’s whites and my mind doing something subtle.  Or maybe it has to do with purity of soul and body and she represents someone who is better than the woman in Sail On, maybe she small town boys like Lionel Richie are her cup of tea?  Well, obviously I am talking horse shit at this point and guys I am so sleep deprived, just look at the pretty pictures and know that today I want to fuck Emily Ratajkowski.

I feel like, by and large, my entries have been pretty weak sauce this week.  But if you are a fan of consistency then today should make you happy because I still have nothing to say.  So let’s celebrate that i have nothing to say! Yay me!  Pointless positivity!  Or… whatever.  I have posted Miranda Kerr a few times before and she is very pretty but I always feel a little bit like I am stealing when I post her because.. I don’t care enough about her?  She is one of those models who is famous enough, or her career is at a high enough level that there are people who really, really like her and are obsessed with her.  I know this because one of the people I am closest to in the whole world loves her and she has been her favorite model for like… 7 years or something ridiculous now?  All I know is then it feels like I am being a poser or something when I post her because I don’t have that kind of dedication.  Of course, this is a blog where i post a different girl every day so I am not exactly as constant as the northern star or anything.  And the truth is she is very pretty and I can see that and some days I see that and well.. then next thing you know today I want to fuck Miranda Kerr.

Today’s post is going to be so half assed, guys.  Which always makes me feel bad, like I am not giving a girl my all.  Thing is I sprained my ankle and I am a huge, whiny baby and it hurts enough that my libido is being trumped by pain and I couldn’t sleep because it hurt so I am crazy tired as well.   Which means I had no idea who I might post today until I saw a picture of Mosh and she is beautiful enough that it really is no effort to write a few lines about how attractive she is.  The amazing thing about Mosh is that the make up, the hair, the outfits, this is not something that just gets thrown together, that is a lot of work but to her credit it never looks like someone who is trying to hard, instead she looks effortlessly beautiful.  I know she doesn’t roll out of bed looking like that but the way she carries herself means you would expect her to.  Or at least not be surprised if she did.  I have seen various pictures of her at events back stage or at donut shops or whatever and she looks elegant even sewing a button on so it does add to the whole thing where she just seems naturally beautiful despite the fact that, as I said, there is a lot of effort put into her style.  It is interesting but also I think the difference between people we look at and feel in awe of and people we look at and scoff because they are “trying to hard”.  It isn’t really the level of effort, it seems to be instead just how good they are at it.  Or how confident they are or something.  I am not sure, I am super tired and as stated above I am a big baby and my foot hurts.  So we’ll just say Mosh is beautiful and then I’ll finish this up with a: Today I want to fuck Miss Mosh.

Here is Pigeon Foo, who has shown up here many times before, including both of my most popular posts of the year posts.  Because people love them some Pigeon Foo.  As they damn well should!  See, she is here today because she is awesome.  I mean, sure she’s pretty, it doesn’t hurt that she’s pretty (and for real look at the things her hair is doing in that third picture. How do you not love that?  That is awesome) but she is here because she is awesome.  I know this because I have been lucky enough to talk to her sometimes and that is when I discovered what everyone who knows her even a little knows, she’s awesome. You might think I am laying it on a bit thick there but I am not joking, people have sent me asks before to tell me that she is just an amazing person to know and how pleasant she is.  Nothing speaks better of you as a person than when your reputation is nothing but people saying you are great.  She doesn’t really have to be, especially on the internet because let’s be honest, the internet can act like a bag full of dicks when it wants to and I often think the one unifying trait of the internet is that it hates women, so she doesn’t have to be nice.  But she is awesomely nice.  And awesomely awesome!  And just, look, follow her, it’s very simple, her name is pigeonfoo and tumblr makes it so easy to link to blogs now.  My point is she’s awesome with a sub point of she’s pretty and I think I implied you’re all dicks, sorry about that, bag full of dicks is just really fun to say, but my point is that today I want to fuck Pigeon Foo.

Here is Rosie Jones because she’s on my mind.  Simple, I know.  But she is because… she is.  How that for some tautology.  See, even if I have nothing really to say I can use big words, and use it as an excuse to educate you all.  I seek not just to be lascivious but also illuminated.  Or something. I am just straight up steam of consciousness rambling to be honest because I wanted to kind of avoid my usual joke about being into British women.  I think I was subconsciously concerned about my strange attraction which is why I ended up with pictures of blue fields, white stars, and red and white stripes.  Go America?  Fuck that King George guy, am I right? Yeah!  Well, maybe not because Rosie Jones is pretty hot, so you know, the English are pretty alright for giving us her.  Wow, this entry is a mess, I’m just calling it here guys, I’m done.  Today I want to fuck Rosie Jones.

Here is Barbara Palvin because I like Barbara Palvin.  More importantly here is Barbara Palvin cause one of my tumblr besties lunoboom sent me this video.  Which she described as basically porn.  I can see how she came to that conclusion because for some reason they did use a porn soundtrack.  I also can see how she came to that conclusion because it is hard to look away from her there.  Anyway, I find Barbara Palvin very attractive, she manages to go from cute to sexy and back again very quickly, which is honestly a very attractive trait.  Though all the pictures I chose I think fall squarely in the sexy camp as opposed to the cute.  Anyway, I am rambling because I don’t have a ton to say, watch the video, enjoy the picture, then go outside and get some sun, it’s pretty nice day.  Today I want to fuck Barbara Palvin.

So I have spent the past week getting fucked pretty hard.  And not the fun kind, the metaphorical kind where life just keeps shitting on you.  Those weeks happens and sometimes life is like that.  You will have weeks where it feels like life is crumbling around you and the world just continues on past you because no one will ever care as much about your problems as you do.  It can be easy to get bitter or sad or just want to give up.  Thing is there will always be a tomorrow and there is always something coming up to make things a little better.  Something.  I really want to see the new Captain America movie, so I have that working for me.  It’s really nice out this weekend and I have wanted to go to the park.  Google has started just sending updates too my phone about Kate Upton.  I didn’t ask it to but it did.  This week.  I just see I have an alert, look at my phone and there was a story about how the British Press was worried Kate Upton might smother herself with her own breasts getting out of a car.  Pretty sweet, never would have read that otherwise and there probably isn’t a situation where I will be upset if my phone starts telling me about Kate Upton.  And there is another thing to look forward to, Kate Upton.  And her boobs.  Who knows what they might smother next!?!  At the very least there is a future of very nice pictures of her, right?  Something to look forward to.  That’s important.  And that’s why she’s here today because… well, I had a rough week and i wanted an excuse to look at pictures of Kate Upton. So here are pictures of Kate Upton.  Because she’s pretty and I had a shitty week and today I want to fuck Kate Upton.

Models can be hard to write about and Emily Didonato is honestly even harder than most.  Basically because I don’t know a ton about her.  Basically I kept seeing pictures of this girl who had great eyes and I really liked how she was dressed.  So after a little while I had to find out who that was.  It turned out it was Emily Didonato and she was well dressed primarily because of her work with Calzedonia.  And by coincidence the day I was looking was like that day after their latest line was revealed or something.  I can’t quite remember but there were a ton of pictures of her so I posted her that day. That’s about it  Since then I have tracked but I have nothing really interesting to say other than… hey, she’s really pretty and has great eyes and she was in this year’s swimsuit issue so maybe more people know who she is now?  Or maybe not?  I have no clue, she’s just really attractive. Today I want to fuck Emily Didonato.