Tag: Model

It can be tough to find something to say about models when i post them other than, “She sure is pretty and I like pretty girls.  I like how pretty she is”.  This is a subject I have gone into before and it isn’t that there isn’t more to models than that, what they do takes a skill set and if you look at enough pictures of enough models you get a pretty good idea of the range of talent involved (I suggest this, go look at pictures of models, if anyone asks what you are doing get self righteous and tell them you’re expanding your mind.  Ask them what they hell they’re doing).  But even knowing the different it doesn’t mean that i have the language or vocabulary to properly describe what makes a certain model special or unique.  It’s a lot easier when you can talk about an actors work to be honest.  Anyway, Emily Ratajkowski is definitely someone who has a something about her, and that something isn’t just boobs or whatever joke someone might want to make, clearly she has a something as her popularity continues to rise.  I can’t really seem to come up with a way to articulate it though.  She sure is pretty thought.  I like pretty girls.  I like how pretty she is.  Today I want to fuck Emily Ratajkowski.

It is Sunday and these are pictures of Kate Upton.  These are facts.  It is important to point out generally these are the only facts contained in this post.  Everything else is opinion.  It is important to bring this up because the tags for models can be some of the nastiest places on earth.  It’s a little stunning.  And there are a lot assertions or personal preferences thrown around like they are fact, or at the very least handed down from on high with stone tablets.  (A lot of statements that start with “Everyone knows…” or “I am sick of people not realizing…” and other such tings followed by opinion like, “Person X is too trashy for high fashion” or “Model Y is a flash in the pan and only shallow people like her” or, you know, “Kate Upton is fat/ugly/untalented”).  Now, I would like to tell you to just cut that shit out, tearing down things you don’t like is lazy and easy and frankly serves no purpose.  Better for you and all of us if you spend time building up what you do like.  In general you should create not destroy.  Especially when it comes to things that just don’t matter.  Like if other people like a celebrity or not.  A little soap boxy on my end but it is just so tired.  I can tell you from the perspective of years passed that yeah, when I was 13 I thought being snarky was super cool, too.  I also thought deep down Laurel in my English class like-liked me because she smiled at me and asked me for help, you, you know, I was a moron. Those are all my opinion by the way.  Some opinions hold more weight and value than others due to being more thought out or having expertise behind them but they are opinions.  My opinion is that Kate Upton is quite stunning and has a charm to her that I find enchanting .  My final fact of the day is that today I want to fuck Kate Upton.

So here is Doutzen Kroes because I am attracted to Doutzen Kroes.  Simple formula there, right?  Also, her name is really fun to say.  Sometimes when I post her I go into this thing about how she was once my favorite Victoria’s Secret Model but then got supplanted and honestly that’s a little unfair to her, because it isn’t like… like there is anything wrong with her.  She’s pretty crazy hot.  I mean, saying second favorite model for a company known for employing really hot women is like saying this is my second favorite million dollars.  It’s still fantastic and I still like it way more than like… grocery shopping.  And I have nothing against grocery shopping, it can even be fun but sometimes I just groan because I don’t actually want to go all the way there when I am out of just a couple of things.  I never groan because I see Doutzen Kroes.  I mean.. that could turn into a dirty joke really easily, I never groan in disappointment.  I could dig myself a hole here, what I am saying is that today I want to fuck Doutzen Kroes.

Candice Swanepoel keeps showing up in pictures lately that make me go, “Wow”.  Then somehow I don’t post her.  Christmas doesn’t really count because that was more a bunch of old pics of her dressed for Christmas and a whole thing. Ditto for Valentines Day.  It is this cool sort of distance I keep from her that leads to her obsession with me, a fact I have repeatedly talked about on this blog.  I know you guys believe me because not a single person has bothered to send me a message to refute it.  Your silence is tacit agreement that Candice Swanepoel is deeply attracted to me.  Thus all the catalogs and emails and stuff that get sent right to me with her in her underwear.  Today it is definitely working because it’s like, oh yeah, she is totally hot.  Today I want to fuck Candice Swanepoel.

I was actually thinking I was going to post Kato the other day but then… you know, Oscars. Major awards shows tend to overwhelm everything else when you run a blog like this.  You know 3 hours before midnight I am thinking of Kato, then she is washed away in a flood of gowns and stuff.  I think she’ll probably get over it though.  Anyway, she just has her special kind of look to her, not just the steampunk, though I do strongly feel that is awesome, but she has cultivated an exotic kind of beauty and some days that just hits you in the right spot, turns out today is one of those days as well and today I want to fuck Kato.

Today is the 2nd anniversary of this blog, which is cool cause I did not think I would ever get followers or anything.  I certainly didn’t think I would get enough to stick around for two years.  Anyway, that doesn’t have anything to do with why Mosh is here really, other than except the fact that Mosh shows up here a pretty fair amount of the time.  That is because she is so pretty though.   I mean, I chose pictures that are basically just her fact this time and see just how gorgeous she is?  I mean look at that face.  It’s just unreal.  She is gorgeous.  I don’t have a more complex explanation than that, Mosh is absolutely beautiful and today I want to fuck Miss Mosh.

Dani Thorne has never shown up here before which is not entirely surprising but it kind of feels like she should have because she has… what I can only assume are among the best genes ever.  If you are unaware of this family you can google it, her little sister is the most famous, given Disney and stuff but they have all been models basically since the day they were born and are all just like preternaturally pretty. Like models since birth and stuff.  Anyway, Dani happens to be one of them and the one who still models and for some reason pictures of her have been popping up in my life.  I almost feel bad, usually I talk about why someone is so amazing but I only know a little bit about her, so while I am sure she’s amazing (I do like her fashion sense and she does design clothes) the real truth is I look at her face and i am like, wow, that girl is gorgeous.  Dani Thorne is gorgeous.  So today I want to fuck Dani Thorne.

I feel like I just posted Emily Ratajkowski and checking back… yeah, I basically did.  I mean, I don’t plan any of this so it isn’t strange that she is showing up again so soon because I have some sort of rule it’s just prior to this she showed up 3 times in like 9 months.  But the swimsuit issue happened and.. I am only human.  I mean, actually I don’t think they are her best work ever, or rather I don’t think they did the best job of capturing what makes her interesting.  Not really stunning, I don’t feel like Sport Illustrated ever really does in the swimsuit issue.  That said they are probably going to quickly become among her most well known photos, maybe most known if you don’t count gifs and stills from Blurred Lines as photos.  Anyway, she has done some other very interesting work so if you are just aware of her because of SI… go look it up.  Or don’t, I don’t care, I’m not telling you what to do, it’s your life man.  Besides, this is all about me and I’ve seen the pictures and I happen to know she is pretty hot and I definitely know that today I want to fuck Emily Ratajkowski.

So a lot of pictures from the swim suit issue hit the internet today.  If you were aware of this fact and you know me at all you can’t really be surprised by who is showing up today.  I even included two whole pictures from the set, which is rare for me.  Anyway, obviously Kate Upton is here.  Obviously.  I happen to adore Kate Upton and think she is gorgeous.  I would say more but i have said so much already, seriously, check her tag on my blog, it is getting ridiculous.  This is actually the 38th time I have picked her.  And I know there are haters out there.  I don’t get it but you know, whatever.  You’re wrong.  She is gorgeous.  Today I want to fuck Kate Upton.

Here is Claire Sinclair, who if I am entirely honest I thought i was going to post yesterday until dreamland drove things in a different direction.  I had kind of not thought about her in a long time, then she popped back up and she is just very, very attractive. I have a weakness for the whole pin-up aesthetic which she of course uses to promote herself.  I have no doubt that must play a factor in this as well.  But mainly she’s just very pretty.  And today I want to fuck Claire Sinclair.