Candice Swanepoel keeps showing up in pictures lately that make me go, “Wow”.  Then somehow I don’t post her.  Christmas doesn’t really count because that was more a bunch of old pics of her dressed for Christmas and a whole thing. Ditto for Valentines Day.  It is this cool sort of distance I keep from her that leads to her obsession with me, a fact I have repeatedly talked about on this blog.  I know you guys believe me because not a single person has bothered to send me a message to refute it.  Your silence is tacit agreement that Candice Swanepoel is deeply attracted to me.  Thus all the catalogs and emails and stuff that get sent right to me with her in her underwear.  Today it is definitely working because it’s like, oh yeah, she is totally hot.  Today I want to fuck Candice Swanepoel.