Tag: Model

Happy Valentines Day to all of my followers, I hope your day is fantastic.  But I hope it’s fantastic because it’s Friday and you just have a good day.  I figure for plenty of you Valentines Day is a source of consternation and discontent. I have always gotten the impression it is for most people, one of those days that causes more harm than good.  I think that’s kind of bullshit and I will tell you right now a date on a calendar only has the power over you that you allow it to have.  A day about love should be joyful because even if you are not currently romantically engaged with someone there must be love in your life.  Love is magical and love is wonderful.  I am not preaching about some sort of movie version but the real thing.  Think about someone in your life, for there must be someone, who loves you.  Who to them you are perfect.  Because unconditional love is an oxymoron, the whole thing about love is you selflessly care about another despite whatever flaws may exist in them.  So there is someone out there like that with you.  It could be a parent, a sibling, a friend, a pet dog.  So don’t let yourself be miserable, just sit and bask in the knowledge that you profoundly matter to someone.  Then look at these Valentine’s Day themed pictures of Candice Swanepoel because she’s hot and looking at pretty things can activate pleasure centers in the brain, thus making your day better.  Enjoy and Happy Valentines Day.  Today I want to fuck Candice Swanepoel.

So you guys get a break from athletes today but don’t worry, I am sure they’ll be back (btw, fascinating aside, Silje Norendal got no attention yesterday until she appeared on NBC’s primetime broadcast and then all of a sudden she got a bunch of likes within an hour).  Anyway, today Audrey Kitching is back and it is not because she is in the Olympics.  It is because she has pink hair.  That simple.  She has pink hair and I like pink hair and well, she often just has remarkably nice hair.  And that’s enough sometimes.  So today I want to fuck Audrey Kitching.

Here is Emily Ratajkowski who is rapidly becoming a… I am not sure what the name for it is because household name isn’t really accurate.  That is pretty crazy rare for models.  But… more and more people know who she is.  When I first posted her I had almost no idea who she was, she had just started showing up a lot.  Most people on tumblr seemed to know who she was because she had a guest role in some Nick show.  Then she was the blurred lines girl.  Now she’s going to be in the swimsuit issue and I actually see debates online as to if she is going to be the next big thing.  Man, I have no idea, I just know she’s good looking.  I think she’s good looking.  There is just a something about her that I find appealing.  So that’s why she’s here because today I want to fuck Emily Ratajkowski

Here is Emily Didonato who has shown up once before.  I am not one to typically get cryptic so this time we’ll simply say I am being coy when I say that if you really know me well it will take all of one glance to figure out why I posted her today.  If you don’t know me… well, you’re welcome to hazard a guess.  Now, I know I am all about over explaining and stuff but hey, I can do something different.  Besides, just look at her, those eyes, that hair, she is just gorgous.  And, you know, my ask box is open if you think you’re brilliant and know why today I want to fuck Emily Didonato.

This is my 700th pick and Mosh feels appropriate for that for a few reasons.  First of all, I like Mosh a lot, so she fits in.  Second, it is my dear friend Katherine’s birthday today (no tumblr to link, sorry) and she also loves Mosh.  As a matter of fact, you could say we have bonded over Mosh.  Katherine is on of the first people I actually told about this blog and to her credit she didn’t say, “Eww, perv”.  It was this blog that I posted Mosh on that introduced my friend to Mosh and her work and she was wowed.  And that is kind of what this is about, the Birthday is a nice coincidence (and you know, Happy Birthday) but it’s really kind of about the magic of Mosh.  There is something about her, a sort of look she has perfected that is just so wow.  It makes you stand up and take notice.  She has basically perfected it now and I love it.  So today I want to fuck Miss Mosh.

Every few months an article comes across my desk (or desktop or phone or whatever) talking about either how porn has become increasingly mainstream or how it has become increasingly democratic, or how this isn’t your Daddy’s porn anymore because things have changed (My Daddy’s porn was frustratingly either non existent or impossibly well hidden.  This was a real issue in the days before the internet, at 13 you didn’t have a lot of options and there was just nothing in my house, trust me, I looked).  Without fail mentioned in these articles are either or both Stoya and James Deen.  It makes sense, too, because Stoya is ridiculously articulate about all manner of things including the realities of the porn industry.  Her tumblr can be a fascinating read if you’ve never checked it out, she is a gifted and thoughtful writer.  Also, if your world is tumblr centric you would think this power couple of porn to be among the most famous people in the universe.  Due to the nature of who is on tumblr a large number of my followers are teenage girls.  A lot of them when I have checked out their blog have Stoya on their dash.  It is a little mind blowing because I didn’t even know the names of any porn stars when I was a teenager and I certainly didn’t know a girl alive who would have pasted pictures of male or female porn stars on their locker doors.  So maybe it is more mainstream.  Or maybe it isn’t.  Maybe it’s cyclical, you can find a lot of writing about how mainstream porn was becoming from the 70’s also but the VCR cured that pretty well.  I don’t know, mainly Stoya is here because I have been thinking about it, and about the implications of porn and you know, it isn’t black and white.  But that’s what makes her writing so interesting, she is aware of that.  I still am not sure where I stand to be honest but she is pretty and she is thoughtful and she is intelligent and it means she’s one of the rare porn stars to ever show up here.  Today I want to fuck Stoya.

There is a lot of talk about how much I like British women.  Mainly from me (but not only from me, thank you much).  So when there was a British awards show I kind of assumed it would be inevitable I would post someone British.  I guess it might have been inevitable it was Kelly Brook, who I have posted a lot over the years.  I should point out, I am not sure her dress won other than in the sense that it probably got the most attention.  But I like Kelly Brook a lot and it sent me down a rabbit hole.  See, of all the British women in the world, I like Kelly Brook more than all of them except one if I am going to be honest.  I have long had the feeling if I was British I would not think this.  She would be too mainstream or obvious or whatever that can make everyone’s favorite girl seem dull.  I am not British though, I am American so she is just exotic, has an accent, and an insane body.  And she’s British.  So today I want to fuck Kelly Brook.

If you did not know this is actually the year of Pigeon Foo.  Don’t worry if you didn’t know, I had to be told also, my knowledge of the Chinese Zodiac is way off.  But this is the year of Pigeon Foo.  And so far it’s been going very well because she keep doing amazing work.  That’s why she’s here today, because she is my friend and I am really excited for her.  If you don’t have the pleasure of knowing her at all I can assure you she is totally awesome.  Or awesome to the max.  I am not sure what the technical term is but it is one of those two, I can never remember the difference.  I slept through awesome 101,  which is why my blog, while being super rad, is only kind of awesome.  But our dear Foo has a black belt in awesome.  I promise.  So that’s why she’s here.  That and because she’s hot.  Ok, so she’s here because she’s doing great work, it’s the year of Pigeon Foo, she is totally awesome/awesome to the max, and she’s hot.  It’s all very technical, look, you should visit her blog and look around cause there you can even sometimes see her Foobies (It’s the technical term, I’ve checked).  And you should send her an ask or something letting you know she’s pretty awesome.  I mean, she knows I’m sure but it’s always nice to hear.  Then come back here and just like… reblog everything.  Tell you friends about my blog.  Or your parents if it’s their sort of thing.  Or whatever, just enjoy this post and know that today I want to fuck Pigeon Foo.

You guys may not know this but I secretly (SECRETLY!) find Kate Upton extremely attractive.  It’s a big secret so you probably didn’t know.  Because I never bring it up.  Ever.  Because you know, big secret.  I find her very attractive.  She has been working very hard n the past week or so at getting my attention to as more great pictures keep coming out.  And she looks great.  Because she is attractive.  Have I mentioned before I find her attractive?  I can’t remember.  Probably not.  Well I do.  I find Kate Upton attractive.  Today I want to fuck Kate Upton.

I like to think there is some variety to this blog.  I mean, I understand that a handful of girls get a lot of posts but overall I think of myself as someone with varied tastes.  Then I look at my blog and I go oh, this week was.. Alexandra Daddario, Katy Perry, Kat Dennings, Alison Brie… all dark haired white girls with light eyes, and noticeably large breasts (Ok, maybe Alison Brie’s aren’t int he same realm but they are definitely noticeable).  Well, if you were sick of it you are in luck because boy do we have a change.  Kelly Brook.  She’s a dark haired woman with noticeably large breasts but she has dark eyes and is surprisingly not really all that pale despite being British.  I guess modeling has you travel a lot so the whole living in a land without sun doesn’t apply to you.  So, you’re welcome for the variety, something totally different.  Also you’re just welcome for her because she’s hot.  Or should I be saying thank you to the Queen or something?  For sending us Kelly Brook?  I do have this huge thing for British women, maybe I should write the Queen a Thank you card?  Seems like a solid plan.  Dear Queen.  Thanks for the Hotties.  I appreciate them.  I write about them on the internet because lots of days they make me feel special in my pants.  Like today.  Today I want to fuck Kelly Brook.