I like to think there is some variety to this blog.  I mean, I understand that a handful of girls get a lot of posts but overall I think of myself as someone with varied tastes.  Then I look at my blog and I go oh, this week was.. Alexandra Daddario, Katy Perry, Kat Dennings, Alison Brie… all dark haired white girls with light eyes, and noticeably large breasts (Ok, maybe Alison Brie’s aren’t int he same realm but they are definitely noticeable).  Well, if you were sick of it you are in luck because boy do we have a change.  Kelly Brook.  She’s a dark haired woman with noticeably large breasts but she has dark eyes and is surprisingly not really all that pale despite being British.  I guess modeling has you travel a lot so the whole living in a land without sun doesn’t apply to you.  So, you’re welcome for the variety, something totally different.  Also you’re just welcome for her because she’s hot.  Or should I be saying thank you to the Queen or something?  For sending us Kelly Brook?  I do have this huge thing for British women, maybe I should write the Queen a Thank you card?  Seems like a solid plan.  Dear Queen.  Thanks for the Hotties.  I appreciate them.  I write about them on the internet because lots of days they make me feel special in my pants.  Like today.  Today I want to fuck Kelly Brook.

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