There is a lot of talk about how much I like British women.  Mainly from me (but not only from me, thank you much).  So when there was a British awards show I kind of assumed it would be inevitable I would post someone British.  I guess it might have been inevitable it was Kelly Brook, who I have posted a lot over the years.  I should point out, I am not sure her dress won other than in the sense that it probably got the most attention.  But I like Kelly Brook a lot and it sent me down a rabbit hole.  See, of all the British women in the world, I like Kelly Brook more than all of them except one if I am going to be honest.  I have long had the feeling if I was British I would not think this.  She would be too mainstream or obvious or whatever that can make everyone’s favorite girl seem dull.  I am not British though, I am American so she is just exotic, has an accent, and an insane body.  And she’s British.  So today I want to fuck Kelly Brook.