Tag: Model

I am pretty much out of things to say about Kate Upton here.  I mean, it’s not that I don’t have things to say or I am tired of talking about her, or looking at her, or finding pictures of her, or getting lost in thought, or… well, you get the idea.  But I am pretty much just going to be repeating myself again and again.  I am not tired of her but there’s a good chance you’re scrolling right past, because either you like her or you don’t, I can’t convince you otherwise at this point, it would just be a waste of my breath..  I can live with that, I can live with being more into her than you.  That way, one day, when she decides that the only person for her is someone who runs a once daily tumblr… well, I like my chances.  I am not saying it will happen but if it does I’m ready.  So then and today I want to fuck Kate Upton.

This is a post that is kind of a long time coming.  Sort of.  I mean, I have never put it off but I have always assumed Ulorin Vex would one day show up here for lots of reason.  Most obvious being she’s beautiful and talented.  She is also one of the first alternative models I was ever aware of.  I don’t think she was the first but who knows, either way it was a long, long time ago.  So I knew she’d always be here but kind of delayed because it was almost intimidating, sometimes I worry I might not be able to do someone justice. I mean I could get extra lame and be like… her hair is awesome and she’s really pretty and those are true and all but it is hardly an impressive compliment.  Some people deserve impressive compliments!  What I will say as a model laymen who knows next to nothing is this, I am always amazed by the range and courage her modeling shows.  There is something about her that so often makes her work look fresh and new despite knowing her face very well.  It also is never typical. The shots she is in are sometimes so artistic and I am impressed at how well she fits into it, as just a piece of the work, rather than be the center of attention she is the compliment to the grander canvas.  Or I could be wrong, I don’t know.  It’s what I feel.  My point is she does amazing work and I have long been a fan of her so she’s here.  So this is the point where I end things by saying today I want to fuck Ulorin Vex.

Steampunk has always been so cool.  Well… cool isn’t the right word because it is pretty much nerdy as fuck.  Rather I have always thought Steampunk stuff is really interesting to look at and when I see a really awesome contraptions I think, “Oh fuck, that’s cool”.(your know, like this)  It’s still nerdy as fuck, I am just not  Anyway, it never occurred to me to fetishize it.  Or rather it never occurred to me people did.  Because apparently this is my first day on the internet?  I get it, the outfits are interesting and hot and hot girls in interesting and hot outfits should prove to be… well, interesting and hot?  Look, here is a model named Kato, real name apparently Kate Lambert.  She also is a clothing designer and stylist and I have seen pictures of her pop up places over the years but until I recently went looking for pictures of “who is that girl” I didn’t realize how many pictures of her I had seen before.  Apparently they were memorable enough that I could immediately know I had seen them before.   And they are pretty good.  And she is pretty hot.  I don’t know much more about her than I have said here but sometimes that’s enough, today I want to fuck Kato.

Here is Kate Upton.  And she is wearing actual for real clothing.  That makes it sound like normally she’s naked but I don’t mean that, more that, for reasons that are not hard to figure out, most of the time I see her on tumblr she is not in honest to goodness for real clothing.  She is in under clothing.  Or bikinis.  Or various states of almost undress.  Look, usually she’s in something skimpy and there is a lot of boob showing. I get this, I am actually ok with Kate Upton’s boobs.  I just sometimes feel like it almost does a disservice to her because she isn’t just a pair of boobs.  Plus, sometimes I like dresses.  And I think she looks good here.  And… I don’t know, I don’t have a real point except look, Kate Upton.  Kate Upton Pretty.  Me like Kate Upton.  Today I want to fuck Kate Upton.

Here is Candice Swanepoel.  She is appearing for complex and detailed reasons today.  Those reasons would be that she is hot and I am very attracted to her.  See what i meant?  This blog is all about over thinking things and there I go again.  Why is she here?  Because she is absolutely beautiful and stunning and enchanting to look at.  I dig deep.  Today I want to fuck Candice Swanepoel.

As I mentioned before what helped really sell me on Barbara Palvin was the passionate description of one of her ardent fans talking about how easily and quickly she transitions from adorable and innocent to sultry and sexy and back again.  Once it was pointed out to me I couldn’t unsee it.  I say this like it’s a problem.  it’s not.  I also say sold like it would take a lot of convincing.  Yeah, she’s a gargoyle, clearly I had to be talked into finding her attractive…. My point is that to see that something special in her that a lot of people see I needed a little guidance but I see it now.  She is very pretty and very sexy and very cute and it makes for an interesting combo.  I like her, she has shown up a lot since I first posted her and I feel like it should be obvious why.  But in case it wasn’t obvious I just went on and on about it.  Basically, today I want to fuck Barbara Palvin.

Barbara Palvin is here again.  I never thought posting her initially would open up the flood gates for me but it is the model problem.  The problem being there are so many good pictures of her and they show up so often that she just pops into my head.  As far as problems go a pretty girl being pretty and having lots of pretty pictures isn’t exactly the worst thing ever.  It does lead to the whole thing were I am just not exactly loaded with things to say about her, and I almost feel bad, I have some followers who really love her.  They can go on and on about how great she is and I’d just be aping them.  So I will say she is pretty and she has quite the range, her ability to go from innocent to naughty looking is rather impressive and I think that’s a big part of why today I want to fuck Barbara Palvin.

I keep meaning to mention my secondary blog.  It can be found here.  I don’t really know that it will interest anyone but a few of the people who follow me and have found it have seemed surprised I didn’t tell them.  I just wanted to be able to reblog some of the awesome stuff people put out there.  Also, I can answer anons over there, so if you were one of the people who used to send those… knock yourself out I guess. Anyway, Candice Swanepoel feels like a good pick today because she is pretty awesomely attractive.  I know I am not alone in this because people have mentioned to me that she is among the hottest women on the planet, including some girls who have told me she would be their one lesbian experience.  Also, she’s a model.  It is kind of a give she’ll be attractive, it’s an appearance driven industry.  Anyway, I don’t know why I chose her beside the fact that she’s hot and today I want to fuck Candice Swanepoel.

To be honest I could post here a few times a day at least.  I mean, if I had no job and was at my computer all the time but my point is it isn’t like i wake up, have one girl who I am into and that’s it, days over my mind doesn’t wander.  Once a day is good though so I am lucky I chose the name I did starting this.  You guys should be thankful, too, because Kate Upton would have been here even more if I just posted all willy nilly.  I mean, she’d have to, it’s a number game.  I get the impression people don’t like it when I post her.  I don’t have anything approaching concrete evidence to support this or even anything approaching evidence actually, it’s just a feeling I get.  Because I guess I’m a paranoid lunatic and I can feel you all silently judging me.  Me and Kate Upton and our special love we share.  Because that’s a thing that exists.  Anyway, now that a prosecutor will have all the evidence needed when she files her restraining order I should just point out that she is gorgeous and I like her a lot and she is pretty and I like her and today I want to fuck Kate Upton.

Rosie Jones proved to be pretty popular last time, so if history holds true it will mean no one will give a shit about this post.  I have no clue how that works.  Is it the pictures I pick?  The things I write?  I really have no idea and there is no way to tell when something will get a reaction.  Like I can post someone 5 times and it gets a couple likes and that’s it, then I post someone like Rosie Jones and people start sending me messages about it and telling me how hot she is.  It’s pretty much random as far as I can tell.  Anyway, she is back and basically because I saw some new pictures, thought she was pretty in them, then realized that I can’t post any of them because of her tragic clothing allergy that means she has to bare her breasts in 95% of her pictures.  This is great for fans of her boobs, not so great for me at 6 AM when I have to spend a half an hour trying to find pictures that are less nipply than most. Well.. it’s only annoying because those slave drivers at work expect me to do things like “show up” and “work” and stuff like that, I actually wouldn’t mind at all if I had no where to go.  Anyway, here is the results of today’s treasure hunt or as I like to call it, “They’re just areolas, that will have to be good enough”.   I hope these help everyone realize why today I want to fuck Rosie Jones.