Tag: Model

It feels long overdue that Ophelia Overdose show up here because she is pretty impressive.  I don’t just mean physically, though obviously she is gorgeous.  I mean the fact that like many in her trade she is so skilled at the things people don’t think about.  Her hair, her make up, her clothing, more often than not that’s all her.  Yes, she designs what you see her wearing, yes the wigs and hair are hers.  So is the make up.  I have mentioned before that’s pretty amazing because very few jobs require you to do everything.  As someone pointed out to me before, not only are you required to do all this work, you also have to, you know, find the work.  Photographers willing to pay you don’t just fall out of the sky.  But back to Miss Overdose here, she’s really showing up because I didn’t know she had a tumblr until recently.  Why?  I dunno.  I have known she existed for a long time but as you get older you lose that shame of youth in not knowing every little thing, there’s too much for everyone to know.  Anyway, someone reblogged from her tumblr and it was a strong reminder that she just does amazing work.  Seriously look at the pictures above, I had hundreds like them to choose from.  She isn’t just pretty.  She isn’t just sexy.  Every inch of those things are art, it is amazing how beautiful the pictures are.  That whole package of beauty and skill is just amazing and hard not to appreciate.  So, today I want to fuck Ophelia Overdose.

It has been for real over a month since i posted Kate Upton, which may be kind of a record for me.  See, she’s been posted at a rate of like one and half times a month since I started this blog.  I like her.  I mean, there are so many people to post it isn’t like it should be stunning she has been absent for about 30 days but the thing is I could post her every day and i wouldn’t really be lying.  I might have someone else more on my mind but most days if you mentioned her I am pretty sure that is where my thoughts and desires would go as well. Because she’s just… well, I think she is amazing looking.  Obviously a lot of people agree.  Some people don’t.  That’s cool, I guess we all have a type and for whatever reason she is mine, something about her hits me just right.  So today I want to fuck Kate Upton.

It is one of the worst kept secrets of this blog that I really, really like Mosh.  She is one of the most frequent to appear here and every time I post her again I remember why all over again.  She is just so gorgeous.  I almost forget between times before I get lost in looking for pictures of her.  There are lots of pretty girl, lots of talented girls, lots of impressive girls who have shown up here but Mosh is a whole other level.  She is just so gorgeous.  Putting aside her talent, which she just has so much of, she is just so beautiful.  Her flawless, porcelain skin, her hair, her make up, her body… all of it is just astounding.  I wish my meager words were worthy of the work she does but they simply aren’t.  She is amazing and today I want to fuck Miss Mosh.

I have mentioned before but the idea of other countries having their own celebrities is fascinating to me.  This no doubt comes from being American and just being born knowing we’re the center of the universe.  Like, Morrisey had a song once called “America is not the World” but I kind of just assumed he was being sarcastic because we’re great.  I know this because we say it all the time, why would we lie? Anyway, nothing hammered home the point that people exist when you leave the room quite like when I just tried watching Celebrity Juice, which I understand is a popular TV show on something they call the tele in England.  I assume that this is their version of TV, the main difference being it is fueled by Merlin’s magic and only the greatest Knights in the land are able to watch it in their castles, the peasants just sit around getting the plague.  Anyway, the show apparently has celebrities on it but I didn’t recognize any of them but Ginger Spice.  Then they started making joke about what was supposed to be pop culture but it’s no pop culture I recognized, I am not even sure if they were speaking English to be honest.  Anyway, about the time they were playing a game that involved bobbing for dildos or something I realized that America is not the world because that shit wouldn’t fly here, not at all.  If a TV show tried to show that I am pretty sure 12 different groups would protest so fast your head would spin.  Certainly fast enough for the show to be yanked before it lost sponsors.  Anyway, the show made no sense but I respect the fact that they have boldly made something not at all for me and don’t even seem to care about it.  I also loved that fact that Kelly Brook is just ridiculously hot.  I have no way of judging just who is a huge celebrity and who is C list over there but… I forgot what i was going to say, let’s just pretend it was something about her breasts, cause those are all kinds of awesome, too.  Today I want to fuck Kelly Brook.

I recently came to the conclusion I find Rosie Jones most attractive when she looks kind of trashy.  This should make me feel bad or guilty or something but it doesn’t.  Not really.  It’s not a judgement on her as a person but with celebrities, especially models I feel, exist as archetypes in our mind, or rather they fill a certain role for us.  We don’t know them, not really, and a model gives us less to know than anyone else and for a reason, so we can project.  So I guess that’s the role Rosie Jones plays for me, kind of trashy, sexy, British, busty, usually topless… and I mostly don’t feel guilty about that.  I mean, maybe a little, I did just spend all these words rationalizing it.  The point is I know it is puerile and I know I am being pandered to when pictures of her sucking on a Popsicle and falling out of her top show up.  It’s ridiculous.  My eyes automatically roll.  They still end up back on her cleavage though when they’re done rolling.  So I can’t protest too much.  Today I want to fuck Rosie Jones.

I have pretty much decided I am sold on Barbara Palvin.  She will no doubt be thrilled to learn she finally has the approval of a creepy blog on the internet, it’s pretty much what every little girl dreams of when she fantasizes about being a model.  So, you know, good news for her, very exciting day.  Seriously though, she’s very pretty, which you know, not a surprise given it’s kind of her job.  My point is though I get it, alright, all the people who like her?  I get it.  It’s gotten.  I never disagreed with you but it is really starting to sink in, you’re right, hot girls in their underwear are hot.  I have been convinced.  Today I want to fuck Barbara Palvin.

I have only posted someone from porn once before and at the time commented how unlikely it was because… well, I am just not that into porn.  It’s not a statement and it has it’s time and place, my mind just functions better in general.  Last time it was Mandy Morbid and it wasn’t even because of porn but because she has a fantastic tumblr where she expounds on all sorts of fascinating things.  Sasha Grey, to my knowledge, does not have a tumblr.  I haven’t really looked.  She also retired from porn a long time ago now.  At least I think it was a long time ago.  I don’t know, she seems special because she was a name I heard of from a lot of people and i had to look her up.  I was left wondering, why is everyone talking about a porn star?  It turns out because she’s kind of interesting, billing herself as an existentialist porn star.  I guess I can see how existence precedes essence could be an empowering thing for someone to embrace before entering porn but… well this could be a very long conversation about how much more I like Kierkegaard than Nietzsche or Sartre but I am relatively certain no one comes here for that and more importantly it would bore people senseless.  What I am saying is I can get the appeal of Sasha Grey’s personality off camera and I find some of it charming.  I also think it’s interesting that she’s attractive but honestly not so hot that it would make me stop in my tracks but she is undeniably sexy.  There is just something about her.  Anyway, no clue why she’s here, she just popped in my head, maybe someone reblogged her?  Who knows, I just know that today I want to fuck Sasha Grey.

So maybe this entry is about being easily influenced?  I don’t know, I almost feel a little bad when I post a model because I just have so much less to say.  Saying you like their work really boils down to talking about how pretty they are and… it doesn’t sound much different than just talking about how pretty someone else is.  Barbara Palvin I discovered because of tumblr, people started asking last summer if I was going to post her because she was 18 now (It’s nice people are keeping and eye on the farm team and letting me know when someone is blog eligible).  Anyway, I looked her up and she was pretty and like happens suddenly I noticed her everywhere.  And people keep bringing her up.  Talking to a friend recently she was quite passionate about her, telling me, “I think Barbara is beyond gorgeous, what intrigues me the most is how she can be angelic, sweet & cute but then she can also turn into this sexy, hot little devil”.  Also apparently she sings Hungarian Folk music which I was told is sexy.  So I looked it up.  It is kind of sexy for sure.  Anyway, the real point here is I have been convinced.  Clearly, looking at her I am not sure why it took such arm twisting but I guess it shows I can be talked into whatever, enough people tell me someone is gorgeous and I am missing out, I look them up and… it turns out they are right, today I want to fuck Barbara Palvin.

Hey look it’s Pigeon Foo, who has of course been here before but I seem to be on some sort of independent model kick.  A big part of why she is here is because she is pretty awesome and nice and fun to talk to on tumblr.  A big part is also she is pretty hot, too, let’s not pretend this blog is entirely of the mind.  But she is nice, at least last time I talked to her, it’s been a while but like… there’s a 99% chance she is still nice.  I guess she could have become a super villain in that time, I mean, she obviously likes playing dress up so I can sort of see the lure of a kick ass costume.  I guess possibly one day she was working in her lab on a cure for the woman she loves when the board of directors came to shut her down, not fully understanding her science and in the scuffle there was an explosion, forever changing her life and her demeanor.  But still… as realistic as it is that she was working her model lab (See I know a lot about models, she herself commented I consider many aspects others don’t, this is how I know all models have labs…. for model science) I still say there is like an… 80% chance she isn’t a super villain.  I mean… ok, there is the meteor thing in Russia but that doesn’t fit.  Then it would have to be that she fell afoul of Russian Mobsters in her search for funding for her research and now she’s lashing out against them.  But that’s more antihero than villain.  I had a point here but I feel like it has slipped through my fingers.  Oh well, look, pink hair is great.  So is blonde hair, or green or whatever.  My point is she is pretty (seriously, that first picture is just beautiful, right?) and generally most people seem to agree she is awesome, so she too is here for awesomeness.  And well hotness.  I’ll admit, I tried to come up with a killer portmanteau of awesomeness and hotness there but it was a mess (hawtsomeness? Horrible) so it’s just going to have to be hotness and awesomeness, I’m not a supervillain so I am not going to create some ungodly abominable combination.  Today I want to fuck Pigeon Foo.

Can we talk for a minute about how amazing alternative models.  I am not just saying this to pander to the ones who follow me. I am saying it because it’s truly true.  Truly.  We’ll put aside that modeling is actually hard work for a second and go with the imagined idea that it’s somehow an easy job and I will still point out it’s a job.  That takes up a certain number of hours a day because even if you think it’s easy it does take time.  Alternative models have to do all this other stuff and frankly stuff that is in no way a skill related to modeling.  Let’s look at Mosh who is gorgeous and skilled and obviously I think she’s great.  I have no idea what he technical acumen was as a high school student, we don’t actually talk or anything, I am pretty sure she doesn’t know I exist because as often as I have posted her I am lucky she doesn’t have a restraining order against me.  My point being she needed a website.  A Pay website.  So she went to the book store, she read books, she built herself a website.  Whatever level of skill you think modeling takes I promise you it’s in no way related to web design and management.  Of course, she also needed to promote herself smartly to get where she is today, again a skill that is not related to modeling.  At my job if I need to go on a business trip we have admins to do things like find me a hotel and a plane.  Or at the very least a company site that will hold my hand to setting these things.  I sure as fuck don’t have to scramble to find people to have meetings with to make the trip worth my time.  Models do.  A lot of the time they have to do their own hair and make up.  I know, I know, you probably do on your way to work but no one is taking ultra high definition photos of you and your paycheck and work performance isn’t connected to it (I hope, if it is you may have quite the lawsuit on your hand).  My point being alternative models are hustlers, self made women who work their asses off it they’re even remotely successful, there is a reason large companies have specialized positions to handle all these different things, they are hard.  So what I am saying is I am impressed because just looking that good is hard, most of us can’t do it.  Looking that good and conveying something more is just amazing.  Being your own business on top of that?  Astounding.  Which is why Mosh is here today.  I mean sure, part of it is because I think she is just truly gorgeous but more so she is just amazing.  Amazing.  Today I want to fuck Miss Mosh.