I have mentioned before but the idea of other countries having their own celebrities is fascinating to me.  This no doubt comes from being American and just being born knowing we’re the center of the universe.  Like, Morrisey had a song once called “America is not the World” but I kind of just assumed he was being sarcastic because we’re great.  I know this because we say it all the time, why would we lie? Anyway, nothing hammered home the point that people exist when you leave the room quite like when I just tried watching Celebrity Juice, which I understand is a popular TV show on something they call the tele in England.  I assume that this is their version of TV, the main difference being it is fueled by Merlin’s magic and only the greatest Knights in the land are able to watch it in their castles, the peasants just sit around getting the plague.  Anyway, the show apparently has celebrities on it but I didn’t recognize any of them but Ginger Spice.  Then they started making joke about what was supposed to be pop culture but it’s no pop culture I recognized, I am not even sure if they were speaking English to be honest.  Anyway, about the time they were playing a game that involved bobbing for dildos or something I realized that America is not the world because that shit wouldn’t fly here, not at all.  If a TV show tried to show that I am pretty sure 12 different groups would protest so fast your head would spin.  Certainly fast enough for the show to be yanked before it lost sponsors.  Anyway, the show made no sense but I respect the fact that they have boldly made something not at all for me and don’t even seem to care about it.  I also loved that fact that Kelly Brook is just ridiculously hot.  I have no way of judging just who is a huge celebrity and who is C list over there but… I forgot what i was going to say, let’s just pretend it was something about her breasts, cause those are all kinds of awesome, too.  Today I want to fuck Kelly Brook.