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I usually am not a fan of what are referred to as candids (or sometimes street style to get even further from what they are) because they aren’t great quality and they feel vaguely creepy.  Just people camped outside someone’s house to snap a million picture of them the second they go outside.  You know, it lacks to subtleness and lack of creepiness of my blog I guess, which is of course a bastion of cosmopolitan sophistication and patrician constraint.  I fall prey to paparazzi pictures of Taylor Swift though because she has just the best damn taste and I can’t help it.  I don’t remember her always dressing this well.  Maybe I didn’t notice but I don’t remember 5 years ago being amazed how everything from her coat to her shoes were perfect.  Whatever, her sense of style is epic so here are some very recent examples  Because she has amazing fashion sense.  And she looks amazing.  So today I want to fuck Taylor Swift.

I actually forgot I hadn’t posted today.  It isn’t so much that I forgot to post as that it has been a busy day and this morning I was like, “I’ll post this afternoon”.  Then this afternoon I kind of assumed I must have posted.  Then this eventing I couldn’t remember who I posted.  Because I hadn’t posted.  So here is Taylor Swift not because of her so much (I mean because of her but you know) but because she is ubiquitous at the moment.  The push for 1989 is so huge I would not be stunned if she knocked on my door tonight, told me personally it was out and then moved on to knock on the next door.  This isn’t a criticism so much as it is an observation.  Taylor Swift is everywhere.  Given that I am finding her pretty charming these days this is an ok thing.  It’s better than like… I dunno highly offensive and racist Ray Rice costumes being everywhere.  But American is better than that so I am sure that isn’t a thing.  Anyway, Taylor Swift is gorgeous and as inescapable as death and taxes so I give up.  She wins.  Today I want to fuck Taylor Swift.

So the Taylor Swift charm offensive continues and by continues I mean basically I started following her on Tumblr shortly after she started regularly using tumblr and I almost feel like I owe her a huge apology.  Or not almost, I guess I do.  I avoid going negative here as much as possible and I don’t think I ever said anything mean but you can definitely see an evolution from sorta joking about her dating some and explaining how I was not really that into her to now when I claim she is on a charm offensive.  I guess sometimes it’s easy to forget people are well.. people.  Especially online.  Especially celebrities.  And who knows, she’s 24 years old, it is entirely possible she was unbearable 5 years ago because holy Christ I know I was at 19 and I probably still was at 24.  Or maybe she was awesome then and is awesome now and just got a bum wrap.  Or maybe she’s a horrible human being and secretly eats babies and has just gotten really good at seeming charming.  The point is I can’t actually know because I don’t know her.  She seems pretty awesome though.  And really it serves to remind us maybe we should not judge anyone too harshly when all we have to go on are glimpses of whatever.  (Also, dating a lot of people is maybe not the greatest crime in the world).  Who knows, she seems pretty great now other than not following me I can see no flaws.  Yes, I implied that for some reason she should be following a creepy blog on tumblr and that not doing so is a flaw in her.  She might be pretty good at a lot of stuff but my ego way out strips hers.  Take that.  Anyway, I have to say there is something special about a celebrity using tumblr the way normal people use tumblr, it feels like a bit of a peak behind the curtain.  Or maybe I am wrong and just dazzled by beauty.  I feel like that would have happened earlier though.  Either way she is great and today I want to fuck Taylor Swift.

So if you don’t know Taylor Swift has a tumblr (it’s creatively named taylorswift and that sounds like I am mocking it but more that I am stunned someone wasn’t just sitting on that name years ago).  She’s had it for a while now but has kind of been knocking it out of the park lately by being funny and charming.  She engages in popular memes, she reblogs peoples posts with jokes, she engages.  I mean, with some people.  I don’t see it happening with this because this is creepy.  I am creepy.  Some people assure me I am not but man it kinda feels that way when you know a person might read what you have to say.  Which kind of brings up a more general point, the reminder that people are people.  It’s easy to forget online and Taylor Swift feels like a pretty good bellwether for that because the way the narrative about her has shifted over time is interesting.  There was a point where people couldn’t pile on enough and really it wasn’t even that long ago.  Those people were dicks.  We were dicks cause I made some jokes, too.  Cause we kind of forget people are human beings and I think it never even occurs to us they might like… have thoughts and feelings.  And for someone like me it’s even more unexcusable to make some lame joke about how many people she dated because… I am older.  It’s a little scary with the internet that we judge people for what they did at 21 and then want to hold them to it forever.  And in her case she didn’t actually commit a crime, it was just a convenient punchline.  And guys, I was a fucking idiot at 21, I am so lucky I wasn’t famous.  That’s all shifted now.  Which is good but.. I don’t know, I had a point here but I kind of lost it.  I have been a little under the weather, I’ll blame that.  The point is Taylor Swift is actually kind of awesome and it seems fucked up to recognize that and not at least feel a little bad for ever saying otherwise.  Also she is gorgeous and talented.  So today I want to fuck Taylor Swift.

So I guess I am saying Taylor Swift won the VMAs cause here it is the next morning and I am posting her.  I think it basically boils down to legs, because it isn’t even like what she wore on the red carpet is so much nice as it is legs.  I mean she didn’t wear legs.  That would be creepy and weird.  I meant basically the outfit didn’t cover her legs and made them stand out.  You know, I don’t need to explain that, you guys must be smart, you follow me, you get it, right?  I hope so.  Anyway, today I want to fuck Taylor Swift.

Here is Taylor Swift who had a pretty strong July.  Outfit wise I mean.  I have stated before I don’t tend to post a lot of people walking down the street because in general I am not a fan.  I kinda felt like I had to here though because Taylor Swift’s outfits in July were unreal.  The thing I noticed and kind of blew my mind was multiple times it was like, “Taylor Swift leaving the gym” and I was just like, really?  I look like I am going to die when I leave the gym, whose hair is that perfect and dressed that nicely leaving the gym?  It’s ridiculous.  Anyway, she looked good, here are just some of what she wore in July and today I want to fuck Taylor Swift.

Here is Zooey Deschanel on account of her being quite pretty and adorable.  I was talking to a friend over the weekend about how she dresses and it was pointed out that she always looks so nice.  So… I chose mainly pictures of her face?  What can I say, I am complicated.  But she does always look so nice.  It is interesting that she has such a distinct style.  It is interesting that she is so distinct in general.  I am glad that in general I hear very little about how annoying she is these days.  It seems like a handful of years or so ago it was all I heard.  I never did quite get it, I always found her charming.  Maybe New Girl being popular was enough to turn the tide.  She is pretty hilarious on it so I can see that swaying people.  Or maybe those people simply got drown out by the fact that more people know who she is now.  I don’t know why but it’s a good thing when you don’t have to listen to people just trashing other people.  Always a good thing. Anyway, she is very attractive and I think I almost always post her on Wednesdays which makes sense and today I want to fuck Zooey Deschanel.

I have been thinking about Taylor Momsen and really over-thinking about her of late.  I have a habit of over-thinking things, I know this might surprise you, I run a blog where I often write 500 words about my libido, you’re probably stunned that I over intellectualize things.  But I was thinking about her and about a bit of a generational divide on her.  I hear a lot about people loving her when I post her and from what I can tell those people are younger.  In general, if older people know who she is they kind of have an eye roll thing and they seem to think she is not for real.  What stands out to me is when she basically stopped acting and mentioned that her life had never been her own, she’d been acting and modeling since she was 3 and basically wished she had a childhood.  Really it seemed to me that what she was wishing for was agency.  So it strikes me as a little disingenuous when adults roll their eyes at that because… I have a lot of years on Taylor Momsen, I have to work another 7 years to match the amount of time she has sunk into her professional career.  Most people are about 40 when they have been working as long as her and no one is bothered that they are jaded about their job.  More importantly I am going to say what I never understand is why adults roll their eyes when teenagers do exactly what we all did, which is rebel against authority.  Just because in this case the patriarchy she is struggling against is embodied by the corporate structure of big time showbiz instead of her dad doesn’t make it somehow less valid.  Or I could be wrong, these are the thoughts I have had about why she seems to connect with some people so strongly.  I guess I dislike the condescension of adults sometimes, that we know what is real and genuine and idiot kids have no idea, because putting up a middle finger at the world at 20 can be embarrassing in retrospect but was pretty genuine for most of us at that time.  So that’s why she’s here today, I have been thinking about all of that.  Also because she’s pretty.  Today I want to fuck Taylor Momsen.

Here is Taylor Swift I I alarmingly have posted a lot recently.  Well, twice.  But that feels like a lot.  Actually that makes three blonde musicians named Taylor posted in about a week.  Maybe it’s a new thing i have?  I don’t know.  I feel like i have very little to say about her.  This is probably more a reflection on me than her given that I have felt that way the past few days.  Maybe it’s my brain’s way of telling me I talk too much.  After all, pictures are worth a thousand words, you don’t need me tacking on more to that, right?  Who knows, here is Taylor Swift, enjoy because today I want to fuck Taylor Swift.

So I just posted Taylor Momsen not to long ago and here she is again.  Basically because she’s hot.  It is interesting, she appears to be rather beloved among tumblrites.  Or at least my followers.  Not that she gets a lot of notes or anything but she probably causes the highest percentage of people sending me messages telling me how much they love her.  Which is cool.  It’s interesting, I am not sure what about her elicits that but I like it.  I like passion.  I guess that is part of her appeal, agree or disagree with her, like her or not, she certainly has passion.  I don’t think you can accuse her of being a shrinking violet or not doing what she is passionate about.  That’s always appealing.  Also she’s hot, to get back to the original point.  She’s hot and today I want to fuck Taylor Momsen.