Tag: Rapper

So there were those CFDA Fashion awards the other day and you know, pictures have been slow to trickle in but I knew Nicki Minaj was there and thus I knew I was likely to post Nicki Minaj because that’s what I do when she actually shows up in red carpet pics.  She looked good.  I mean, she looked like her. Nothing she wore was ground breaking in that it was very Nicki Minaj.  Luckily I like that sort of thing.  It’s also a nice coincidence because last night I was actually thinking about how smart Nicki Minaj is and how I feel that’s over looked.  I am not surprised it is for many reasons but it is worth noting how confidently she can speak on things she cares about and how immediately she can articulate herself on them.  The second part is what I was thinking about, she doesn’t seem to need time to gather her thoughts and formulate a rebuttle, she already has it.  That is interesting and probably is the core of why I am attracted to her, it shows someone who is pretty confident and aware of who she is and thus is able to so quickly articulate her feelings and thoughts.  It’s impressive and confidence is hot.  Today I want to fuck Nicki Minaj.

Today was one of those tough days to choose cause the people who all sort of made the cut to be in the discussion are people that seem to annoy at least some people when I post.  Though I don’t mean discussion.  That makes me sound like a crazy person because it all goes on in my head.  The deciding I mean.  There is no libido committee.  That I am aware of.  Anyway, it’s my blog so it shouldn’t matter and I mean it really shouldn’t annoy people who I choose but it does.  I get it.  I am a very important figure in your lives and my thoughts and opinions matter a lot to you.  It’s flattering.  Keep in mind that I am aware and you know, I feel a little bad sometimes when I know I will upset you by my sexual desires not matching what you hope and dream for my sexual desires. We live in a world where a lot of people have a lot invested in what other people want sexually.  I get that.  I mean, I don’t get it, why it matters, but I get that it does matter to some people.  So you are not being ignored.  I just don’t care enough to pretend to be something I am not.  Anyway, Nicki Minaj stood out for lots of reasons ranging from her looks being diverse and awesome at Fashion Week, to there being Nazis walking down my street this morning and Nicki always seems to piss off a few racists I have to block when I post her, to that coat she is wearing.  I want that coat.  It’s not quite my dream coat, if you know me you know my dream coat, but I’d look really good in that coat.  I couldn’t pull off anything else she is wearing but I could nail that.  Today I want to fuck Nicki Minaj.

Days like this are the worst.  In a good way but still, the worst.  I feel like I am just betraying people.  You know, because people really want me to post them here?  I didn’t say it was a feeling that makes sense.  Largely feeling don’t make sense.  They make us do all kinds of stupid shit.  God, the things I have done because I loved someone that were bad for me.  Anyway, with Fashion Week going on and TIFF, there were a lot of people who just looked amazing yesterday and this morning.  Too many really. It was hard to decide and I have vacillated back and forth, unable to decide.  Which is ridiculous.  Just decide.  Don’t be a coward (I didn’t even make a list of the almost people because I am afraid I’ll leave someone one off.  See? Coward).  So I am posting Nicki Minaj because she was my first instinct starting late last night when she posted a picture of herself in her dress on Instagram.  I think it is just a beautiful dress. A lot of people looked good but I happen to really like Nicki’s personal sense of style and it’s a really pretty gown.  I like sparkles and colors.  Like a raccoon or something.  I’m a big dumb animal.  Today I want to fuck Nicki Minaj.

I hope you guys like Nicki Minaj and Kelly Brook because apparently they are the only people I am ever going to post from now on.  I don’t think I have just alternated two people four days in a row before but… well, if anything it just proves how genuine the premise of this blog is.  It might not seem random but that’s just because human beings are really bad at seeing randomness. It’s just a very, very hard concept for us and when we come across true randomness we tend to see it as false randomness because we want an even distribution over a short period of time for random results.  An example being that if you flip a coin 30 times you ae actually mathematically extremely likely to land on heads 5 times in a row or tails 5 times in a row.  But if you do, most people will see that as a flaw in the coin and it being biased one way or another.  True randomness creates all sorts of clusters of things that we see as patterns rather than randomness because seeing patterns is a survival skill that has gotten us pretty far and as a result we way over do it as a species.  You might be wondering what this has to do with Nicki Minaj and the answer is probably nothing other than the fact that she’s a human and probably does it, too.  I just want to point it out, it’s an important thing to keep in mind because our desire to see patterns can hurt us and you should keep it in mind when making important decisions, financially, politically, about life, whatever.  I mean, it’s called the gamblers fallacy so definitely keep it in mind if you’re in Vegas.  You know, that’s the main point of this blog, to help you live your life.  Anyway, this blog is, of course, not entirely random, it has biases weighing it, like my personal taste, media coverage and so on.  But randomness does play a factor as well.  What I am saying is the fact that I chose Nicki Minaj again is proof that you can trust me.  If I was just trying to make this blog seem off the cuff but secretly was run by some sort of… evil corporation whose end goal I can’t fathom, well, then I wouldn’t have posted her.  But I did.  Because I have personal integrity.  Anyway, Nicki performed at the NBA awards last night and it doesn’t take very much to get me to post her.  Her performing and there being new pictures is more than enough because she is ridiculously hot.  Today I want to fuck Nicki Minaj.

Here is Nicki Minaj because apparently Nicki Minaj hit some big career landmarks this week, including the most awarded female rapper ever and something about the Hot 100 that makes her the most successful female musician ever in that category.  She passed Aretha Franklin, that feels like a big deal when you throw in that name.  The basic point is not awards and sales though.  I am of the opinion that judging art based on such things is a fools errand.  Ranking art is for idiots.  Dictating what is better than another thing based on sales and awards is even dumber.  It is for people without the ability or desire to think for themselves and they fall back on maybe the simplest and least effective way of defining, discussing, and judging art.  But that wasn’t the point of her post about it or this one, the point is it’s a big deal for her and for me it goes back to the whole thing Taylor Swift tried to make about herself last year, Nicki Minaj is a hugely successful and popular musician.  So why is she treated as if she isn’t?  That wasn’t her point, that’s mine, that’s what lead me here.  Obviously I see it in my posts and so on but I would point out in general if more people are buying and listening to her songs than almost anyone else out there, why is she treated in general as a B or C list celebrity.  Now, this is all rhetorical, I think we know the answer and if you don’t think you know the answer or just disagree with what I am clearly implying the answer is, I ask you to try and come up with another reason.  And I am not angry or claiming you need to care more or god forbid there need to be more TMZ stories (we got enough about her this weekend thanks to her idiot exes).  I just think it is a thing that should be pointed out.  Again and again.  She doesn’t fit the mold they want and thus she isn’t treated like a top tier celebrity when it comes to music but… it certainly seems like a lot of people care.  Anyway, I enjoy her as a person and I think she’s attractive and I am glad for her success and that it seems to give her a sense of validation and today I want to fuck Nicki Minaj.

Cannes continues to give and give and give.  This time it is the famous Charity Gala with amfAR, which is always well populated because it’s a charity gala and is usually the big fashion event of Cannes.  It appears to be paying off again this year.  Who knows when we’ll finally get pictures of everyone or you know, more than three of some people, but the early returns are in and man, lots of people look really great.  I really feel lucky that Nicki Minaj was there.  I didn’t even know she was going to be at Cannes.  Anyway, she looks great, I am glad I took the million years to post today looking for decent pictures because it means I get to post Nicki.  Today I want to fuck Nicki Minaj.

So here is Nicki Minaj for a bunch of reasons but really just Met Gala related reasons at the core.  There was a lot of TV last night but not a lot of events and I guess the Met Gala still stuck around in my head.  Nicki Minaj was almost posted yesterday for a few reasons.  One is just that I really like Nicki Minaj but more importantly was that she also did a pretty good job on the outfit front.  I think she only lost points because it felt very Nicki Minaj, which seems like a strange complaint given what I just said about liking her but it was… well, the same things that made it good made it come in in second place for me.  Basically it was adventurous and sort of took the theme of the night and married ti to her style.  But I guess in the end it looked too much like a lot of Nicki Minaj outfits, which I threw in some other recent ones and you can see thematic similarities.  Which is good, it feels like it is great to basically marry a classic look from her with like… I dunno Nicki Minaj mixed with the royal robes of the Queen of Hearts.  Which is good and should be praised but maybe it just didn’t wow me enough because it felt familiar.  Anyway, I was thinking about her still today and no reason not to run with that, cause she looked great.  Today I want to fuck Nicki Minaj.

So I know there was stuff going on last night like country music awards and what not but there were also fashion awards and I am not really bothering to see who else shows up on red carpets, I am posting Nicki Minaj because Nicki Minaj was on a red carpet.  I know myself well enough at this point to know she’s going to show up.  It’s such a rare thrill to get pictures of her, which let’s be honest, is fucking stupid.  I mean, she is a pretty big star in the scene of music and yet getting pictures of her is like pulling teeth compared to some more obscure stars.  There are lots of factors but the big one is she’s black.  I follow a blog called Celebrities of color simply because seeing celebrities of color is so hard ot do (also, it got shut down at least once because someone complained it was racist because… well, if you’re surprised that that would happen you might also think it’s racist to have a blog dedicated to celebrities of color).  Usually I would try to be funnier and maybe a little less blunt but I didn’t sleep well and I am in a hurry.  I happen to find Nicki Minaj very attractive.  I also think she is quite intelligent and has interesting things to say.  I think it is no secret why she is one of the few people I post that gets complaints.  Today I want to fuck Nicki Minaj.