Tag: Rapper

So Nicki Minaj is in Paris for Fashion Week and thank god cause after New York they have all been a tad dull this time out.  I dunno why.  London passed with a whimper.  Milan as well.  Anyway, Nicki has been there and I am full willing to admit that thigh high mirrored boots or a chainmail dress with a white fur coat might not be to everyone’s taste but I love it.  It’s kind of nuts sure in that I can’t tell if she’s from space or a futuristic barbarian or what.  I mean, with that silver dress if I squint she’s either from Conan the Barbarian or Buck Rogers but you know what, both are fine.  It might have something to do with her new music video since the pictures she’s shared behind the scenes give me similar vibes at time.  Anyway, I am glad she was there because sure it was still like pulling teeth to actually find pictures of her there but at least this made it more like pulling a loose tooth.  Today I want to fuck Nicki Minaj.

Nicki Minaj hosted her own New Years Eve party in Miami and there were like… two pictures and so I was waiting for more but they haven’t shown up.  And I am tired of waiting.  I can wish that there were more and that more people apparently wanted pictures of her but it seems like maybe I could wish bigger than that if I am blowing wishes, right?  Like, can you imagine if I made a wish it came true and I was like, “I wish I had more pictures of Nicki Minaj”.  It would be nice sure but it might tweak me a little bit that I could have wished for a pony instead and didn’t.  Anyway, I thought she looked good because I often do. And I actually like Nicki Minaj more than a pony.  Today I want to fuck Nicki Minaj.

Boy, it’s like I’m ending the week by choosing the people I post that other people like the least.  I just need to figure out a third person that gets me annoyed anons (not even on this blog, on my other blog, that’s a lot of effort guys) when I post her.  Well, if I don’t, two days in a row is still good when it comes to annoying people.  Here is Nicki Minaj cause she was at a… fashion thing last night?  It wasn’t familiar to me, some sort of Gala or celebration.  I dunno, it was a long title.  I thought she looked great.  I like her a lot, it’s not particularly hard to get me to post her, pictures of her just have to exist.  Today I want to fuck Nicki Minaj.

So there was a big streaming Tidal concert last night and Nicki Minaj looked fantastic but it also gives me a chance to talk about something that has been bothering me for… well, how long has Tidal been a thing?  That long at least. Actually, it started when Taylor Swift decided to take her music off of Spotify and point out what a hugely shitty deal Spotify was for the artists on Spotify.  Spotify makes Spotify a lot of money but somehow doesn’t make musicians a lot of money because of the terrible intricacies of ASCAP and label deals and basically things that were negotiated before streaming was a stuff.  It was important because honestly Taylor Swift was one of the few musicians who was actually big enough to take this stand, someone who both didn’t need Spotify and whose loss would be a big deal to them. So of course all my friends and their rebellious love of indie music and anti-establishment stuff crucified her for days.  Who the fuck does she think she is?  She is just doing it for attention. And yes, she was just doing it for attention.  That’s the point of a protest, to bring attention to an issue.  But it’s this thing, these people who I think are frankly kind of dumb in their rabid anti-corporate leanings are fully down with a corporation when they feel a girl had stepped out of line.  It was more important to them to shit on Taylor Swift because she played pop music than it was to do anything in line with what they claim to be their core beliefs.  Which brings us to Tidal.  Why the fuck does it seem like the entire world is cheering for Tidal to fail?  Just from a selfish perspective more competition is good for us as consumers.  We do not want one dominant service in any realm because it is bad for us.  But more so, after artists got raw deals, artists band together to create a service that gives artists a good deal and… people want it to fail and how date those uppity fuckers.  Who do they think they are?  And it’s this really gross human tendency where we want to smack people down every chance we get.  This strange thing where we need people to know their place and if they don’t we sure as fuck want to put them there.  And there are gross racial elements that have to be a part of this as well given who has started Tidal.  And you know, Nicki Minaj is one of the people who owns it, she’s one of the people I often feel faces hypocritical criticism.  I know, cause you guys send me nasty messages about her that no other posting gets.  And it boils down to her not really knowing her place.  You don’t like her attitude.  SO you know, bring it with those messages today but I can save you the effort by letting you know I don’t really care what you think.  Today I want to fuck Nicki Minaj.

Where the hell are all the pictures from the VMAs?  I mean, it isn’t like there aren’t any but it sure feels sparse this year.  I have theories as to why and look, another Nicki Minaj post where I complain about how hard it is to get pictures of her and, you know, not white celebrities.  What a strange coincidence that is.  Anyway, I didn’t get to watch the VMAs last night because I don’t get MTV and that’s probably ok because I usually don’t really enjoy the VMAs that much, it more the fall out from whatever happens that is the entertaining part.  Except this time I haven’t heard about anything.  If I am just too old to even hear the controversy let me know but maybe MTV is getting old.  And has mellowed.  Anyway, anyone who knew me can’t be surprised by who I am posting because well.. I’m predictable.  I adore Nicki Minaj and happen to find her extremely attractive.  I also tend to really like her red carpet looks, they are often sexy, pretty, and distinctly her.  I am sure that means lots of people hate them.  I don’t care.  I liked the gown she wore (though I will admit, Kanye was probably best dressed).  The blue was very pretty, it was elegant and sexy.  Today I want to fuck Nicki Minaj.

So the Barbershop 3 premier was last night and Nicki Minaj was there and holy crap is it hard to find pictures of her at things.  There are very few.  They were mostly not great.  You probably don’t want to hear my whine about that, so I will just say it is frustratingly hard to find pictures of her.  So here is the best I can find along with other pictures of her at things, some stolen right from her instagram because at least Nicki Minaj gets some Nicki Minaj pictures out there.  Anyway, I went all blonde in honor of her hair being blonde right now and I really appreciate her dedication to realism by adding the dark roots every time she pulls this look off.  That’s just great.  She is great and here she is so suck it haters, today I want to fuck Nicki Minaj.

God bless Nylon for continually giving me excellent photoshoots of celebrities I love who are often under photographed.  Here is Nicki Minaj because she’s going to be in next month’s Nylon (on sale now for complicated news stand reasons).  If Nicki Minaj wearing rhinestone stars and stripes boxing gloves doesn’t make you proud to be an American then I can only assume you’re name is Ivan Drago and you can get the fuck off of my blog right now.  I saw what you did to Apollo Creed you son of a bitch and I heard the press conference.  You’re going to get yours!  It won’t seem like you will but just you fucking wait until the 3rd act, oh man, you’re going to lose and Communism will fall!  I should have really saved this picture for the 4th of July just so I can post Nicki on the 4th again and get some racists who think they’re not racists to scoff at the idea of her representing America then watch them backpedal as they try to come up with reasons as to why she isn’t a real American other than just coming out and saying, “She’s not white”.  That said, I loved Creed and I am not knocking it but I would 100% watch a movie where Nicki Minaj fights Ivan Drago.  I might be the only one but go ahead and make that spin off.  Or just use it for a music video, it’s a thing I want to see the more I think about it.  Anyway, Nicki Minaj is awesome and gorgeous and since she is like the one person I can post and be sure to get some snide remarks about I am going to go ahead and tell you that you all can kiss my ass.  Every bit of it because she is great.  Today I want to fuck Nicki Minaj.

I am posting pretty late for me today.  I got wrapped up in other things and by other things I mean playing in the snow and then walking to get a sandwich and soup and hot chocolate.  It is a winter wonderland out here and I love it.  The only negative is it is getting really windy and at one point it was blowing snow around so much I couldn’t see, everything was just white and for a minute I just stood around waiting for someone to announce the winners.  Often when I skip posting to go do something else like roll around with a dog in the snow by the time I get back to a computer I post someone other than I was originally planning.  That did not happen this time.  I woke up thinking about Nicki Minaj and I am still thinking about her.  Because Nicki Minaj is fucking hot.  I realize this is somehow, for reasons a cannot comprehend, a controversial statement.  That’s ok, there are people also don’t want to roll around in the snow playing with a dog.  Part of growing up is learned to accept some people are just terribly, horribly wrong.  This describes the people who give me sidelong looks when I mention Nicki Minaj is really hot.  And to be clear, these people can see.  I am not making fun of the blind.  I don’t get it.  She is fantastic.  So today I want to fuck Nicki Minaj.

Here is Nicki Minaj because I adore Nicki Minaj.  I realize she is for some reason divisive (for some reason.  It’s a mystery why an outspoken woman of color is divisive…) so I am not here to convince you, I am old enough that I have grown to accept some people are just wrong.  Some are wrong so often you’d think it was a bodily function.  I happen to like her a lot.  I also like poetry and I like Maya Angelou.  So when this video of Nicki Minaj reading a Maya Angelou poem was shown to me I enjoyed it greatly.  So I will ignore your hate and point out that Nicki Minaj is both talented and beautiful and I happen to be extremely attracted to her.  So today I want to fuck Nicki Minaj.

I wasn’t really that sold on Nicki Minaj’s costume.  Not because the fairy princess thing wasn’t nice, it was just that it struck me once I saw it it didn’t look that different from a lot of what she wears.  Like… had it not been Halloween and she had left the wand at home I would have just assumed it was clothing instead of a costume.  So she was in the running to be posted the past couple of days but htat is what kept me from posting her.  Thing is, I woke up thinking about her this morning.  And I am still thinking about her.  I don’t know if it’s the costume or just the fact that she is Nicki Minaj but either way she’s been on my mind.  So I am posting her.  Today I want to fuck Nicki Minaj.