Tag: Rapper

Nicki Minaj showed up suddenly on SNL last night and it was quite a pleasant surprise.  She also looked fantastic.  Of course, as always, to my consternation her instagram is like the only source of pictures of this but oh well, I am doing the best I can.  It does make me wonder when she’s going to host SNL.  I had that thought last time she was the musical guest, she showed up in some sketches, she always does, she did well and I think she has the chops.  It isn’t like other musicians haven’t hosted.  I would like to see it.  Anyway, here is Nicki Minaj because today I want to fuck Nicki MInaj.

So Nicki Minaj looked great at what was by all accounts a totally nuts Givenchy thing in Milan yesterday.  Just insane from what I have read.  And she looked awesome.  I saw the pictures right before bed last night and I knew there was a very good chance she was getting posted today.  When I got up I knew I was posting her.  So why am I posting at 1 PM?  It’s not cause I slept until now.  It’s because somehow, magically, pictures of people like Nicki Minaj are a fuck ton of work to find.  Like I can grab them from her Instagram but if I want actual high quality pictures?  Out of luck.  It’s one of those strange things where certain people are just a lot more work to find pictures of.  There is no possible cultural explanation for any of it.  It’s just coincidence, like when Nicki Minaj is one of the only people I ever post who actually gets hostility directed at me.  Coincidence.  Don’t read into it.  She looks awesome though and Nicki is so hot.  So today I want to fuck Nicki Minaj.

I am here to declare Nicki Minaj the winner of the VMAs last night.  Because she had the best dress.  I loved it.  She looked great.  I don’t typically take sides in celebrity fights or feuds or whatever because I largely think they are stupid and unimportant and it’s just a whole lot of dipshitery but what’s dumber than that is being particularly invested in them.  So I won’t say much about it here other than the fact that Nicki Minaj is right.  Like going back to twitter, Nicki Minaj is right.  And one thing I could do without in general is when someone points out oppression or inequities someone else pointing out that it isn’t polite to talk about that, or that they should go through the proper channels or whatever.  Less of that would be cool.  But that’s all I’ll say there.  Nicki is here because I find her ridiculously hot and she looked great last night and while I might want less of some things I want more of Nicki.  She doesn’t show up in nearly enough red carpet pictures.  Today I want to fuck Nicki Minaj.

Dirt is Matter Out of Place.  This was a definition created by Mary Douglas and it basically claims that what we see as dirty is what does not belong.  We expound on the benefits of nature and being one with nature but nature is far dirtier than most people’s kitchen but no one tells you to get to the kitchen for some clean, fresh air. Clean is usually associated with positive thoughts and dirty negative.  Other than perverts there are very few people who thrill at being told something is dirty or filthy and even in their cases they wouldn’t brag about it to their moms.  And of course this means the opposite of dirty, if ti is things out of place, is things in their place.  Order is what we praise and order is what we crave.  It has been said most people are more interested in order than they are justice.  This gets back to my dirty perverts thing, we have an ingrained desire for repression because we are taught that people should repress their desires.  I am not just making this up on my own, I am basically paraphrasing Gilles Gelueze.  What all this has to do with Nicki Minaj is the minor twitter scuffle last week.  The problem with associating order with all the positive, cleanliness, godliness, purity and something being out of place with dirt, with evil, with debasement is that it enforces and order that is not always just and punishes those who buck against it.  Nicki seems to have come out on top but I have certainly heard murmurings about her whining or sour grapes or the usual, “Ugg, I am so tired of hearing about it”.  It all boils down to people don’t like her not staying in her place.  Even those who might see our social structure as injust still crave the same order as everyone else and become annoyed for reasons they don’t understand when someone bucks the order.  Those that benefit from order are often the most annoyed because they see it as an attack on them.  They are staying in their place and now you are saying you want to be in that place?  Extrapolate from that what you will.  I won’t go further because I assume I have bored everyone and I am not particularly qualified to discuss race relations and I tend to ramble.  I am glad Nicki Minaj’s point seems to have been heard if not entirely embraced.  It is why I am posting her.  Kind of.  I mean it happened a week ago but I was thinking about it.  I like her.  So she is here.  Today I want to fuck Nicki Minaj.

Here is Nicki Minaj because I happen to think Nicki Minaj is really hot.  In recent months I seem to have finally picked up some followers who agree.  This is nice.  I don’t really need validation because I am confident that I am right about who I am attracted to but it is better than the days people felt the need to message me to tell me she is not attractive. I have no particular reason for her to be here but welcome to the summer, there isn’t really a ton going on.  Some weeks people are competing to get posted, other weeks, like the last couple, thee isn’t that much happening and my picks feel… almost purer.  Like it is 100% just where my brain wanders.  I might be overthinking all of this.  Whatever the reason, today I want to fuck Nicki Minaj.

Here is Nicki Minaj because the BET Awards were Sunday night.  Now, I realize there is a day in between these events but somehow, magically, by what I assume is a pure coincidence and nothing deeper in the fabric of our society, it can take a while for decent pictures of non white celebrities to surface.  So I didn’t really get a good look at what she wore until today.  On a side note, I kind of like front zippers on dresses.  I mean, it would look silly on every dress but I have noticed this is a thing I like.  I am kind of strange.  Anyway, Nicki looked great because she is pretty hot.  You don’t have to send me messages if you disagree by the way, but if you do agree by all means let me know.  Today I want to fuck Nicki Minaj.

So everyone can get married now and thank god.  That took long enough.  But good job guys, a thing we can be proud of here in America.  So here is Nicki Minaj cause… America.  Or actually because I was going to post her anyway and then got busy and the decision came down and I decided to tie it into that.  Either way I like Nicki.  I like Equality.  It seems like a pretty good day.  Today I want to fuck Nicki Minaj

So I was thinking I was going to post someone else but now I can’t even remember who cause when I log in I usually scroll down my feed to catch up before I post.  This is because I am obsessive and have to make sure I see everything and I feel like if I post and then scroll down I might… lost my place?  Like if I see that top post I might stop there accidentally.  I dunno but I have to scroll down first.  So I did.  And thunderstormofoblivion has reblogged some Nicki Minaj stuff recently and there was a big post full of Nicki Minaj gifs and… now I am posting Nicki Minaj.  Cause I think she’s really hot.  So… here you go.  Enjoy.  Today I want to fuck Nicki Minaj.

Often after big events where a lot of celebrities show up dressed nicely I will declare a winner.  So when pictures from some fashion awards started showing up last night I thought that is where my post would go today because quite a few people looked pretty good.  It didn’t happen because I woke up thinking about Nicki Minaj and Nicki Minaj trumped them all.  I am pretty sure she wasn’t there.  If she was I haven’t seen it.  It’s hard to tell sometimes, pictures are harder to find of certain women than of others. I won’t get into the big difference between who is and isn’t popular on gossip sites but if you live on Earth I am sure you can piece it together.  Anyway, I happen to find Nicki Minaj incredibly attractive and thus I am posting Nicki Minaj.  Very simple math there.  Today I want to fuck Nicki Minaj.

If you know me (and you probably don’t, there can’t be that many people on tumblr who secretly live near me, right?) then you’ll know for about that last 20 hours I have been engaged in organizing and shelving my record collection.  Good news, I am about half through.  It goes slow cause I keep stopping to listen to stuff.  Right now I am listening to the Who Live in Leeds.  You might ask how that leads to Nicki Minaj and I don’t know exactly.  I have been asked before if I ever don’t feel like posting cause of illness and stuff.  Illness as in being sick, not illness in like, the Beatie Boys sense.  The answer is no, I don’t.  But music, music can keep me away.  I didn’t even think about tumblr until just a moment ago.  I could have accidentally forgotten to post because I was too interested in reading 40 year old liner notes on albums my teenage father owned or trying to decipher what exactly my 13 year old mom scribbled on that album.  Or trying to figure out why anyone needed that many Moody Blues albums.  Anyway, this leads to Nicki Minaj because she is pretty hot but the whole reason I knew who she was in the first place was the crazy good mixtapes she released about 2 million years ago now.  We’re a long way from that but I should point out Nicki has pretty amazing flow.  I’ll be honest, she hasn’t quite made the music I initially hoped she would, she’s gone a different direction but she still can hang with anyone when it comes to skill.  Also she’s hot.  I am not sure what the Who has to do with this but it has something to do with it cause They were playing and I thought, Oh fuck, I need to go post Nicki Minaj.  Brains man, they make no sense.  Today I want to fuck Nicki Minaj.