I am here to declare Nicki Minaj the winner of the VMAs last night.  Because she had the best dress.  I loved it.  She looked great.  I don’t typically take sides in celebrity fights or feuds or whatever because I largely think they are stupid and unimportant and it’s just a whole lot of dipshitery but what’s dumber than that is being particularly invested in them.  So I won’t say much about it here other than the fact that Nicki Minaj is right.  Like going back to twitter, Nicki Minaj is right.  And one thing I could do without in general is when someone points out oppression or inequities someone else pointing out that it isn’t polite to talk about that, or that they should go through the proper channels or whatever.  Less of that would be cool.  But that’s all I’ll say there.  Nicki is here because I find her ridiculously hot and she looked great last night and while I might want less of some things I want more of Nicki.  She doesn’t show up in nearly enough red carpet pictures.  Today I want to fuck Nicki Minaj.