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Jessica Chastain is here because my subconscious demanded it. I had some strange dream, not sexual just odd, where I was in a high school cafeteria getting free food (I don’t think I was in high school there, just there for the food) and Jessica Chastain just started performing in the middle of the cafeteria with some other people.  I don’t know what it was or something but it was very good in my opinion at the time.  All very odd but clearly my brain is obsessed with Jessica Chastain.  And it is currently Jessica Chastain season so I keep seeing her all over the internet.  These are good things because she is absolutely fantastic.  And so here she is today because today I want to fuck Jessica Chastain.

So I have decided Jessica Chastain won the Golden Globes last night.  I am sure everyone was waiting to hear what I thought.  Now, I know some might say she has an unfair advantage because I am biased towards her but given that my bias is based on her being gorgeous and talented I feel like that’s a big part of who won.  That and the dress.  I liked her dress.  And her hair.  She does this kind of old Hollywood look so well.  She looks glamorous.  Anyway, I can assure you she won because there is only one vote, so it was pretty easy to count the votes and see who won.  It was her.  She won 1-0. Anyway, it is awards season which means it’s Jessica Chastain season as well and I am pretty excited about that.  I plan to get off my ass soon and start main lining nominated films, so I am sure she’ll show up again.  Cause guys, she is so damn talented.  So good.  Anyway, this is about the fact that she just looked amazing last night and so today I want to fuck Jessica Chastain.

A bit of cold comfort was I saw Selfie listed on some publications most upsetting cancellations of 2014, which doesn’t bring it back or anything but does give me the smug self satisfaction of being right, and thus people who didn’t watch it are wrong.  So I have that going for me at least.  I watched the final two episodes this morning and it is a shame it is gone because the show was entertaining.  Karen Gillan was the biggest part of that because she is so damn compelling on screen.  I will miss her.  Here is hoping there is something else major for her soon.  I guess that’s all I really have to say other than today I want to fuck Karen Gillan.

I am definitely sad about Selfie.  Sad about lots of things about it.  I don’t even get to watch it when it first comes out now, stupid Hulu, it takes me until like Thursday to watch.  It’s the worst.  I am sad it’s going to be gone and I am sad that I won’t have weekly Karen Gillan.  Not just because she’s pretty.  I mean I’ll miss her prettiness but because she is so damn charming.  So I posted pictures of her and realized at the end i was posting sad pictures of her.  I guess that happens.  Today I want to fuck Karen Gillan.

With Christmas approaching we are running into a silly thing I have always had a weakness for.  This is girls wearing some combination of crushed velvet, red, and white fur trim.  You know, sexy Christmas outfits.  I am sure this says a lot about me that is no doubt deeply embarrassing but I am going to choose not to self examine too much there.  I just always like it.  So here is Ariana Grande who has appeared on a few of the various Radio Station Christmas things recently.  You know the type, your local station at least used to have one.  The Jingle Ball.  The Holiday Nut Cracker.  The whatever.  It almost always makes a reference to something Christmas related but ends up not naming Christmas because… they want to be more inclusive?  Who knows, there is still a lot of Christmas theme.  Anyway, Ariana Grande has looked nice and hasn’t quite reached exactly what i want this year, which is, let’s be honest, basically a Santa Suit of some sort cut for a girl.  But she’s getting there.  So today I want to fuck Ariana Grande.

Here’s Christina Hendricks because… I dunno.  I don’t honestly have a good reason for it. Ok, well, the fact that she is Christina Hendricks seems like a perfectly good reason but I mean usually I have seen something or have some story or whatever.  I don’t.  I still have my cold and it means I am sleepy and unexciting.  Colds are hardly like the end of the world but they do often stifle my libido a bit.  I like her though, she’s pretty and I do happen to really like her on screen as well.  Lord I want Mad Men back already.  Today I want to fuck Christina Hendricks.

Jessica Chastain continues to rule my fall by looking amazing basically constantly.  I haven’t counted but by my estimate she in approximately 348 new movies this fall which means she is showing up on the red carpet about every other day. This is a good thing given she is both beautiful and has excellent taste.  In her red carpet attire I mean.  Though I guess she has good taste in movies as well.  Maybe good taste in general, I can’t swear I know all the intimate details there though.  Anyway, I am excited to see so much of her so often because I adore her and today I want to fuck Jessica Chastain.

I am pretty seriously bummed about the demise of Selfie.  I was really enjoying it and I thought it did a fantastic job of showcasing the comedic talent of Karen Gillan.  Not like this was unknown before but network comedy is still a bigger stage than anything else she’s done.  And we all have that urge, the whole thing where we like a celebrity so we really want them to do well (until we don’t and we get jealous because we saw them first and all these posers like them now.  I don’t know why people do that).  Sadly, the writing was on the wall from the word go and it was made official last week.  It made watching it this week a little sad but… I will somehow go on, shows die, it’s the circle of life.  I will miss it though.  And I will miss Karen, who looked pretty fantastic in it.  And god she was funny.  Well, here’s to the next thing for her, I hope it’s awesome.  Today I want to fuck Karen Gillan.

So for most of the year Jessica Chastain has been mostly absent.  From my blog but also from the celebrity sphere.  It happens to movie stars because they have to actually work and if nothing is coming out they aren’t showing up in public as often.  I knew this fall would be a bonanza for Jessica Chastain though, or rather a bonanza for seeing Jessica Chastain, though I do hope it’s going well for her, I have nothing but affection for her.  Anyway, it has been everything I have hoped because she has been everywhere.  Well, almost everything, I haven’t actually seen Interstellar yet so I guess it could be god awful but picture wise I have won big time.  She is just everywhere and you might know this, I happen to find her extremely attractive.  Because she is gorgeous and also mega talented.  So I am so happy that she keeps showing up on the red carpet (though why is every landscape picture of her on the red carpet at a dutch angle?  Is the paparazzi trying to tell me secretly she’s a supervillain?  Is it wrong that if it turned out she is secretly plotting to take over the world I would be more attracted to her?)  So I am pretty happy with that and here she is in like the past month or so and she is gorgeous and so today I want to fuck Jessica Chastain.

Amazon keeps handing me these promotional credits for it’s video service and then it keeps warning me they expire on Halloween and given I am who I am it pretty much feels like they are basically coming out and telling me I have to buy a horror movie from them.  So I did.  I went and got See No Evil 2 because it was inevitable I was going to see it anyway.  A sequel to a movie I didn’t like?  Well, yeah, because they added directors of a movie I was only lukewarm on but who at the very least did something interesting and of course they added Katharine Isabelle and Danielle Harris.  So I was in.  And I will say off the bat it was better than the first even if I didn’t feel much Soska Sisters in it.  Honestly it felt like a pretty rote modern slasher, just a few sequences were very well done and the acting went up a notch because Katharine Isabelle was delightful in it.  She was just great.  And I was thinking about just posting her too except man Danielle Harris is pretty.  Especially on screen.  And so I decided fuck it, I’ll be greedy.  I mean, it’s Halloween season, it’s time to get some horror themed stuff in here, right?  Today I want to fuck Katharine Isabelle and Danielle Harris.