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Here is Debby Ryan for not particular reason other than I woke up thinking about Debby Ryan.  Maybe this means I had a dream about her or something and have forgotten.  Maybe my brain just works that way.  I am not sure, I got distracted because my bedhead had taken the form of a giant puffy mohawk and that was pretty sweet.  By the time that I got over that excitement and showered I lost any reason for Debby Ryan being stuck in my brain.  She was there though.  Probably has something to do wiht her being pretty.  Anyway, today I want to fuck Debby Ryan.

Guys, Karen Gillan is ridiculously hot on Selfie.  It just needs to be said at the top of things.  I almost feel like I should feel bad or something for thinking that but she is.  And the show seems to be getting better too, I found it much funnier in the past couple of weeks than during the pilot.  She of course has been charming and charismatic since go but the material wasn’t all there.  She is so good in it though.  Because of course she is.  And she was always gorgeous, I am so thankful she is on American TV now so there are just so many more pictures of her.  Thank you Hollywood for being ubiquitous and trying to take over the world.  It’s really working out well for me.  Today I want to fuck Karen Gillan.

I know I just posted Jessica Chastain a couple of days ago and usually I don’t repeat myself so soon again.  It’s not really my fault she’s here again though.  It’s her fault.  For being so amazing.  This weekend I engaged in all sorts of Chastain nonsense, from like a long conversation with my dear friend, to watching some interviews with her on youtube to rewatching Mama.  And I can go on and on about how talented she is but I kind of feel like I don’t have to.  Like that is superfluous because look at how good she looks when she poses for a picture.  It’s kind of mind blowing how perfect she looks in photoshoots.  Especially given she basically wasn’t doing them until a couple of years ago.  Because no one knew who she was a couple of years ago.  And she doesn’t consider herself someone people would want to look at.  And… I dunno, it’s kind of crazy to think she is this talented and gorgeous and was somehow just another face in the crowded Hollywood scene awaiting her big break when I started this blog.  Well, maybe she broke a little before.  Semantics, the point remains.  She is gorgeous and talented and today I want to fuck Jessica Chastain.

Here are a bunch of random pictures of Jessica Chastain and by Random I mean I basically opened up her folder and grabbed the first 5 things I saw because I am super tired.  It also means i have nothing interesting to say about her and am in danger of repeating myself (you know, she’s an amazing actress and she’s pretty).  So forgive me if I just put these up and totally half ass it and say that because of all the reasons I have previously documented today I want to fuck Jessica Chastain.

So Jessica Chastain just showed up in Interview Magazine and the photos were pretty good.  And that’s why she’s here.  I saw them yesterday afternoon and I had a pretty good idea she’d be here.  I happen to like her a great deal, I think that’s clear.  She is such a talented actress and I still haven’t seen the Disappearance of Eleanor Rigby (I am kind of tempted to wait for the Him and Her cuts however that happens) but I am excited to.  This isn’t really about that though.  I mean, it always is a little bit, a bunch of my attraction to her is tied up in the fact that she is crazy talented.  But my immediate attraction to her is tied up in the fact that she looked elegant and sexy.  So today I want to fuck Jessica Chastain.

So yesterday was a pretty big Karen Gillan day.  Not only was I ready to watch Selfie then in the middle of the afternoon word starts coming out that she’s in the new TV on the Radio video.  This was like 12 kinds of exciting because great band, great talent (I mean, Paul Ruebens, too, guys, this is great).  Anyway, I kind of knew that no matter what today I’d be posting Karen Gillan because.. look, most days she isn’t on anything.  Two things it’s like Christmas.  Because she is awesome.  Selfie was um… ok.  It has some problems.  It might get better.  Whatever, I am glad for some Karen Gillan and she certainly was not the problem.  Today I want to fuck Karen Gillan.

Among the many lame things about me these days the lamest is that I am too old to watch Saturday Night Live when it’s on most of the time now.  So I watch it Sunday.  Except you know, Football, so sometimes I watch it Monday.  Or like late Sunday.  Or… whenever.  I really fuck up the whole Live part of the equation.  Anyway, among the things in life I had no idea I needed in my life until they happened was Ariana Grande dressed as She-Ra.  Because… I honestly had never thought of combining that before.  It wasn’t quite chocolate and peanut butter.  Yet it happened and I was like, “Oh, hey there childhood.  This is nice”.  It’s nice.  I find her attractive and it turns out She-Ra is a good look for her.  So today I want to fuck Ariana Grande.

So a lot of people have told me that they don’t find Jessica Chastain attractive.  This is odd because I actually can’t think of times I have asked people if they found her attractive.  Usually when someone feels the need to voice an opinion counter to yours it is because they think you are so wrong they can’t hold back.  I get this, I’m human (yes, I know, I seem super human, how can one person manage to find some beautiful woman desirable every day.  It’s amazing!  But really, I’m just like you, only with a better blog).  Like I once knew this girl who just would not shut the fuck up about the healing power of crystals and it took a Herculean effort not to tell her she was a fucking moron.  And I’m not Hercules so I told her she was a fucking moron.  And that no it wasn’t just my option that there was no evidence crystals heal anything, that’s actually fact.  And no knowledge is democratic.  And yes she does have a right to believe what she wants but no it doesn’t make her as right as I am.  I mean, those people really get me, believe whatever batshit non evidence backed thing you want but please don’t tell me all fact is opinion.  Anyway, this took a strange turn about crystals but what i was saying is this is I guess what happens to people when they hear me say Jessica Chastain is attractive.  They think I am so wrong they can’t keep quite.  Well, I am here to tell you that you’re a fucking moron.  Now, I know you’re saying that’s unfair, taste is subjective and there is no right or wrong.  But what I am saying is while you can read these words I can’t hear what you’re saying to your computer screen.  Quit talking to your computer screen!  People will think you’re crazy.  But mainly neener neener I can’t hear you!  So that makes me right!  Today I want to fuck Jessica Chastain.

So I guess Scotland voted to stick around?  That’s cool.  I am not someone with much of a strong opinion there but it seems worth noting given I am posting Karen Gillan.  She’s from Scotland.  That’s the connection.  Why am I explaining?  You guys got it, right?  You’re smart. I mean, at the very least you can read.  Anyway, I keep waiting and waiting and waiting for her new show to start.  I have no clue if it will be good but I do adore her so I am looking forward to it.  I happen to know she is hilarious and beautiful and so at worst she should be pleasant to watch.  And maybe we’ll see a ton of her all of a sudden as a result.  The world will be a better place if Karen Gillan pictures show up more frequently.  Anyway, as a result here are a bunch of pictures of her from her new show in hopes or anticipation.  I don’t know, I didn’t really have a theme so much as I just think she’s pretty and I was like fuck it, let’s grab these.  This is my process.  Basically I am an artist.  Today I want to fuck Karen Gillan.

I watched Torment last night which was a pretty middle of the road home invasion movie.  Things it did well?  The masks were creepy.  I guess it got to business quickly.  The scene where they make a kid listen to his father say he doesn’t love him was… good I guess?  I watched it for Katharine Isabelle though cause I like her a lot.  It was a little strange that she was in the mom role.  Not because she isn’t age appropriate or anything but because she is someone I started watching when she was playing high school students and it doesn’t really seem that long ago, does it?  Maybe it does.  I do like her though and today I want to fuck Katharine Isabelle.