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So Debby Ryan hasn’t really shown up here very much and it’s basically because I don’t watch the Disney Channel.  Except for Gravity Falls, which might be on Disney XD or whatever it’s called.  The one for boys.  Cause it has superheros (really.  Disney created XD cause they had a tough time attracting boys).  I don’t know, my DVR records it for me.  This used to be the only time I saw Debby Ryan because the last few minutes of her show would always be the start of my recording.  Usually there would be some zanny quip or a pratfall or like maybe a freeze frame?  I don’t know, I try not to be too harsh but it looked terrible.  Now I get to see the end of some other show set in a high school or a junior high that looks even worse.  All of this sounds very judgmental but I am the idiot who is watching something meant for people 25 years younger than me.  And I loved the shows Salute Your Shorts and Hey Dude! on Nickelodeon back in the day and I am pretty sure those were just terrible.  I don’t know, I haven’t gone back to watch but I bet Hey Dude makes Jessie (or Jessie! I am not sure what her show is called, I would put in the exclamation point if I was naming it) look like Shakespeare.  None of that has much to do with anything but I do like to ramble sometime.  I can easily say Debby Ryan is far, far hotter than the girls were on those terrible shows i watched.  Well… maybe Kelly Kapowski ranks but I dunno, late 80’s/early 90’s fashion and hair has not aged that well.  Anyway, Debby Ryan is very pretty but I rarely think of her.  But I have seen a bunch of pictures of her lately and so… here we are.  Today I want to fuck Debby Ryan.

This post is a long time overdue in that… Ariana Grande has almost made it multiple times.  Like, she was my number 2 some days?  It feels like she was supposed to be here multiple times and just kind of got beat out.  She actually last showed up here 7 months ago.  Now, part of that is I am not really like obsessed with Ariana Grande or anything so it’s easy for her to slip into the background but that is too long given the frequency with which she pops up in my thoughts.  It’s just bad luck I guess.  I know, poor her.  Famous, popular musician doesn’t get attention from me.  She must be crushed!  Anyway, she is here now because she is a lovely mix of adorable and sexy and today I want to fuck Ariana Grande.

I posted Mystique once before and I am posting her again because Mystique is amazing.  It is interesting for me to sit down and think about the Brotherhood of Evil Mutants (because this is a thing I do.  I sit down and think about the Brotherhood of Evil Mutants.  You don’t?) because you had Magneto lead the original team.  He was one of the most powerful people on the planet and his powers really mean he can handle almost any threat head on.  As such his plans involved a whole lot of attacking stuff, storming fictional countries, and some old school mustache twirling villainy.  It also failed so spectacularly dude got turned into a baby by a space alien with a handlebar mustache.  Mystique should not have been able to follow that up.  Her powers are cool but they are not powerful in the way Magneto is.  Or even Blob.  I mean if you are going to threaten the US government in a fight shape shifting is not really the sort of thing to frighten a tank crew.  That is what makes her amazing though because Mystique is the sort of person who realizes being able to look like anyone is way, way more effective for taking down human society than throwing around steel girders ever will be.  It’s why for a long time her team was more successful because she was sneaky and smart.  Now, eventually it all blew up in her face but in her defense that was in the 90’s and did you see what happened to Cyclops’ baby in the 90’s?  Man, no one got out of that clean.  The point is Mystique is actually sexy and it has nothing to do with how she looks.  They all look good, they’re idealized drawings of women and she can look like anything she wants.  No it’s how she is, she’s evil in just a wonderful way, she’s manipulative, she is 5 steps ahead of everyone else and she can have you doubting everything you know.  She can play people against each other, she can come up with a master plan and when things go wrong she’s smart enough that she can get away and leave people shaking their fists about how next time they’ll get her.  She is badass.  Today I want to fuck Mystique.

So a couple of weeks ago my dear friend femalecelebrityoftheday posted Katharine Isabelle and I was really excited because I love Katharine Isabelle.  I have mentioned before that she was posted and I mentioned it because I was excited then.  This is because certain artists you just get excited to see because it is so rare.  Well, because you enjoy their work and it’s so rare.  Most of you don’t know who she is most likely but those of you who do have probably purposefully sought out posts about her.  Now, I would imagine most people would rather be praised and famous but it’s still nice to have dedicated fans as opposed to just luke warm recognition.  I think.  I mean I don’t actually know, I don’t have either.  Anyway, I was talking to slashersthrillersandgoreohmy (who if you like horror and I assume if you have read this far in a post about Katharine Isabelle you must like horror, you should really check out her blog, it’s wonderful) yesterday and it got me thinking about horror and how much I like it and that lead to thinking about Katharine Isabelle and… here we are.  She has a couple of much-anticipated-in-certain-circles movies coming out soon.  Or maybe Torment is already out?  I don’t know.  I am really looking forward to See No Evil 2 despite the fact that I have no reason to think it will be any good based on the first one.  I really like her though and it’s nice to see her and she is a good cut above a lot of actresses that are in the movies I watch and well, she’s great.  Today I want to fuck Katharine Isabelle..

I saw Guardians of the Galaxy yesterday and I kind of knew I’d post Karen Gillan.  Not because she was particularly sexy in the movie but because I enjoyed the movie greatly.  She acquitted herself quite well and I find I am a big fan of badass Karen Gillan.  Overall the movie was just a joy and honestly I am just happy for an excuse to talk about it.  It was fun, it was funny, it was exciting.  I give it my stamp of approval.  On top of that it doesn’t really take a lot to make me want to post Karen Gillan because she is pretty great.  She did quite well as Nebula I thought.  I doubt she’s anyone’s breakout character after watching it because she isn’t a sarcastic talking Raccoon or a legendary outlaw but she was definitely the most interesting of the villains.  And she is pretty gorgeous, even bald and blue.  I am excited for a world where Karen Gillan’s star is on the rise and today I want to fuck Karen Gillan.

On the scale of things I like long hair usually far outweighs short hair.  It’s just how it works for me.  I find myself much more drawn to long hair.  Men or women it’s just nice looking.  And that’s not a judgement, it’s just how my brain works.  I fully get why anyone would want shorter hair, too, because long hair is a pain in the ass.  I just also know when celebrities cut their hair short I usually find myself looking at pictures of them and feeling like something doesn’t look right.  So it’s a pretty big statement about just how amazing Karen Gillan has looked recently that I am having trouble picturing her in my mind with long hair.  Obviously I can look it up but if I try to imagine her she starts showing up with her hair short.  Which looks amazing by the way.  A+ to her stylist for making ti looks so damn full and luxurious.  She has just looked beautiful and so she’s showing up here for the second time this week because wow.  Life is pretty good right now, isn’t it?  Cause usually new pictures of her are pretty hard to come by but I have the feeling Guardians of the Galaxy is going to get us a nice steady stream of them for a week still and then this fall she has a TV show.  It’s like Kazza everywhere!  And it is fantastic.  I am happy about it because the more we all get to see of her the better off we all are.  Not just because she’s pretty but because she is so hilariously charming as well. And that accent.  And that face.  And… I really like her.  Today I want to fuck Karen Gillan.

Karen Gillan has just looked amazing recently.  I say this like it’s somehow a surprise or something but the truth is when she first cut her hair off… I wasn’t the biggest fan of it.  Sometimes she still looked pretty good but you know, shaved is a tough look for anyone to pull off.  Do I prefer longer hair?  Yeah, a lot of the time I do.  But her hair has grown out more and both at the TCAs and now the Guardians of the Galaxy premiere she has looked fantastic.  I still might like the long hair a little better but what she is doing with it now looks pretty great.  And hey, best of both worlds, she has nice wigs for Selfie so we have that.  Anyway, I don’t know how anyone could be familiar with her work and not crush on her because she is just so funny and charming.  I seriously don’t.  I am sure there are people who dislike her but in my years on this Earth I have just come to accept there are people who like being wrong about things.  She is great and I am excited to see Guardians of the Galaxy and man I hope Selfie ends up being good.  Today I want to fuck Karen Gillan.

I always get excited when I see Jessica Chastain because I really like Jessica Chastain.  Obviously I find her attractive, it kind of goes without saying if I am posting her but I also really, really like her body of work and keep hoping for more.  Soon.  And I know there is stuff coming down the pipe but I want it now.  So I see her and it’s exciting because she doesn’t show up a ton and it makes me eager.  She was at a film and music festival in Italy this past weekend (Emily Ratajkowski was there, too, it’s like an odd pairing of celebrities to be the ones to show up.  It’s hard for me to parse that in my brain).  She looked good in some of the pictures I saw and I was like, ok, well, I know who I am posting today.  So there you go, today I want to fuck Jessica Chastain.

Guy it has been no joke a year since I posted Karen Gillan last.  Actually, correction, it has been since December 2, 2012, so it has been a year and  a half since I posted Karen Gillan.  This is a crime because I love Karen Gillan.  The issue is, despite loving her and my belief that soon she will be just a mega star, new pictures of her show up very infrequently.  And she isn’t on a show I watch anymore so she never shows up on my TV and so… maybe Guardians of the Galaxy will make her a mega star but since I hear she’s only in a few minutes of it I am not entirely sure that will happen.  I can hope though!  Anyway, I finally got around to seeing Oculus.  I say finally because as a person who enjoys horror people seem to think it is my job to see all horror.  It is not my job but admittedly I do seem to see it all eventually.  I just didn’t see it in theaters (and didn’t hear great things) so I waited until now.  It was ok.  It had a lot of good ideas.  Karen gave it her all.  It just… it unfortunately had it’s problems.  But she was pretty and more than anything it was a reminder that she is just amazing.  Gorgeous and charismatic and seriously can we work on making her a bigger star?  For my sake?  That would be great, get on that.  Today I want to fuck Karen Gillan.

When I posted Dani Thorne the first time in my research (and by research I mean largely clicking on her tag her on tumblr) I discovered that she had a tumblr of her own.  You can find it right here.  That has made her even more interesting.  Not just having a tumblr, that’s pretty easy to do it, I mean I did it, but following her has been interesting because sometimes we are lucky and she posts some cool stuff from behind the scenes or whatever.  Frankly, I love seeing how people work and what they do, so things like that are awesome and I also have discovered that she has the best taste.  Which is a pretty high compliment coming from me.  Not because I am the arbiter of taste but because for me it’s a big deal, saying someone has good taste means I really have a lot of respect for them.  I love her style.  And yeah, also she is beautiful.  I went into that last time though, something about the Thorne family genetics and I don’t want to start sounding like some sort of Eugenicist so I’ll drop that (but seriously, there is something going on in the Thorne gene pool because it is frankly a collection of people who are all so good looking it’s unfair.  You guys know those families..)  So anyway, she is back here again because… she is pretty cool and uh… coolly pretty?  Sorry, I ran out of steam, I like her and today I want  to fuck Dani Thorne.