Yesterday was some other sort of thing, the Glamour Woman of the Year awards or something.  I might have a word wrong there.  I can’t remember.  I mean I could look it up but let’s not pretend a blog called Who I want to Fuck Today is built on a backbone of hard work and personal responsibility or for that matter even good decision making.  Anyway, there was a nice collection of people there, many very attractive but I think I might have liked Sophie Turner best?  Which surprised me because I expected to like some of the others better.  But I didn’t.  I liked Sophie Turner best and she is definitely looking good these days and uh… I dunno, Game of Thrones, huh?  It’ll be a shame when she dies her horrible death, amirite?  Wow, this post sucks.  Sorry guys, I broke my phone, I am distracted, I like Sophie Turner, she is attractive, today I want to fuck Sophie Turner.

Here is Jessica Chastain again at Cannes just because…. I thought she looked really good there?  I am not sure what else to say really because I did just post her the other day and everything is still true.  She is still beautiful and elegant and she is still not in a movie yet so I am very eagerly awaiting the release of something.  Though it looks like I have to wait until the fall for anything.  But I am excited.  And in the meantime I think she is very attractive.  So today I want to fuck Jessica Chastain.

This is actually the ninth time I have posted Jessica Chastain but the first time I have posted her this year, which is a bad thing.  It’s a bad thing because what it basically means is I haven’t seen her in a movie in a long time.  She really wasn’t in much in 2013 and what she was in came out really early in the year and like… it is a shame because it means I personally have gone a long time without getting to see her on screen and she is just so good on screen (and man I was so excited about the True Detective rumors.  So excited!  Oh well).  I just love watching her act.  So I am looking forward to a 2014 that will hopefully see a bunch more movies.  I get it, she was in like 5 million movies in the few years prior to her suddenly becoming a huge star so she needed a break.  Or it’s just how release schedules worked out.  I am not entirely sure, she doesn’t talk to me or anything.  Whatever the reason I am looking forward the slew of Eleanor Rigby movies and hope they are great.  I am sure she’ll be great.  Getting like 3 movies at once will be sweet.  They are at Cannes.  She is too and has looked great.  And I uh… think she’s great?  I should really buy a thesaurus.  That would be great!  Today I want to fuck Jessica Chastain.

I don’t particularly think of myself as obsessed with Game of Thrones but I do enjoy it.  I realize for some people it is like their whole world.  It isn’t even the show I most look forward to on the night it’s on.  But I do enjoy it.  The only person from the show I have ever posted (unless I am completely blanking, which is possible) is Emilia Clarke.  Cause she is super pretty.  I often have that thought about Sophie Turner as well though.  She is very pretty.  I just never really think about it once the show is over.  I think this is because at my core I am a sucker for costumes.  Or period garb.  Or, you know… whatever.  I think I find her most attractive when I see her on screen cause you know… fancy princess dresses and complex hair and stuff.  Believe me, Natalie Dormer was almost posted after the wedding because of the ridiculousness that was her hair.  So that is really the real reason Sophie Turner is here, I guess I like faux medieval bullshit.  Sorry, I am tired, that could be more eloquent but seriously, I love the costumes and she’s really pretty.  So today I want fuck Sophie Turner.

Bob Hoskins died yesterday which is sad because death is always sad, at least a little bit.  But for me it was sad because I do consider Who Framed Roger Rabbit to be a great movie and one that holds a special place in my heart.  So I watched it again last night.  Still awesome.  I still find Jessica Rabbit to be both attractive and fascinating as a character.  I could get into all of that and how I love the dichotomy of being drawn bad but not being bad and so on.  Free will versus destiny, image versus reality and so on.  But I won’t, I will just say if you haven’t seen this moving in a long time you should rewatch it because it is genuinely good and adheres to the beats of a noir quite well.  And Jessica Rabbit is hot.  And today I want to fuck Jessica Rabbit.

It is a little strange but of late a lot of my postings have been the result of dreams about celebrities.  I mean, I say a lot, but it has just been a handful.  That handful is a lot more than normal however.  Anyway, I had a strange dream last night (Well, right before I woke up.  Then I went to record store day) about a birthday party and how I had to put up birthday hammocks so people could nap at this nap themed birthday party and… I ended up at a store being chased by zombies but Josephine de la Baume picked me up in a blue pick up truck that had to be 50 years old.  I hopped in, she drove, we escaped.  I hit on her pretty hardcore and since it was my subconscious I was doing pretty well but… then I woke up.  Anyway, this is all very odd not just because it is odd but because I have not seen her in a single thing since I saw Kiss of the Damned.  I really liked the movie and I really liked her in it but that was like a year ago.  So I am a little surprised my brain dug her out for a dream appearance.  She was really good in that movie though, so I guess this is all a tribute to how well she did because I am still thinking about her on some level.  And I don’t mind because she is gorgeous.  So today I want to fuck Josephine de la Baume.

Mad Men came back last night and I guess that means it’s Christina Hendricks time.  Traditionally that’s what it means, the 3 or so months a year the show is on I end up posting her a bunch and then basically stop after that.  Because that’s how it works sometimes.  Christina Hendricks is lovely and i know the internet loves her but the truth is so much of her appeal in my mind is how good she is on screen.  Her performance is by and large fantastic and that is so much more compelling than the two assets most people think make her compelling.  At least to me.  I mean, obviously I find her physically attractive but there are lots of pretty girls out there.  It often takes something more for a girl to show up here, something else in them that connects with me.  For her it is definitely her acting ability.  I suddenly worry I am getting defensive.  Truth is I am super tired and so I am maybe not going to do her justice.  That’s  a shame but I will just say Christina Hendricks is fantastic and a great part of a great show and today I want to fuck Christina Hendricks.

This is actually one of my favorite things to get to do on this blog, though given that this will get almost no notes I would imagine it is not everyone else’s favorite thing for me to do on this blog.  I am talking about posting someone I knew nothing about just a couple of days ago.  Honestly, someone I didn’t even realize existed.  This is Megan M Duffy and I saw her in Maniac.  The movie is a remake of a slasher…. well classic isn’t the right word, we’ll say old Slasher.  The movie was… interesting I suppose, it took a bold approach but in the end it just wasn’t that good.  Megan Duffy was the first victim we saw though and I found her very attractive so I decided to look into her more.  There isn’t a lot to say, basically she was a dancer and an injury meant she had to stop being a dancer.  As a result she is a film and video producer and also an actress?  It’s an interesting combo.  Either way, I found her attractive.  I find her attractive.  So today I want to fuck Megan M Duffy.

Dani Thorne has never shown up here before which is not entirely surprising but it kind of feels like she should have because she has… what I can only assume are among the best genes ever.  If you are unaware of this family you can google it, her little sister is the most famous, given Disney and stuff but they have all been models basically since the day they were born and are all just like preternaturally pretty. Like models since birth and stuff.  Anyway, Dani happens to be one of them and the one who still models and for some reason pictures of her have been popping up in my life.  I almost feel bad, usually I talk about why someone is so amazing but I only know a little bit about her, so while I am sure she’s amazing (I do like her fashion sense and she does design clothes) the real truth is I look at her face and i am like, wow, that girl is gorgeous.  Dani Thorne is gorgeous.  So today I want to fuck Dani Thorne.

So it snowed here and that was pretty great because I love the snow but my town shuts down for the snow.  Sorta.  Like… white collar jobs close.  Schools close.  Bars and retail stay open.  But anyway, it snowed and I love the snow so I went out in it and i enjoyed it and then after I got tired of being the only person outside and got tired of honestly sad bars I realized I can walk to the movies and decided to check that out.  I don’t usually like going to the movies alone but this was more adventure than lonely movie watching so I went.  I was the only one in the theater.  A showing for one.  it was basically like watching in m living room alone except it was a really big screen and the popcorn was better.  So I saw American Hustle because… there are so many movies out I want to see and this one was what was showing late enough that getting there so late was ok.  So I watched it.  I dug it.  It was a lot of fun.  Thing is, I made this same selection based off commercials, gifs, screencaps, et al last month, so it was almost a given this would be going up today.  I love Amy Adams.  Amy Adams is amazing and she was so good in this.  I remember when Amy Adams was not famous, she was just the hot redhead who Jim dated until the booze cruise, then she was in that live action Disney movie I really dug and then… then everyone figured out she was awesome.  I am not claiming I was ahead of the curve, I just can’t remember a time I didn’t know she was great because she’s that great.  Also she is so hot looking.  It’s a little strange, I don’t think 70’s fashion did any women favors and I don’t think many women end up looking good in actual movies from the 70’s.  So why does she look so good in a 70’s period piece?  I have no idea.  Same goes for Jennifer Lawrence, who I also adore but not as much as Amy Adams.  Despite the fact that she shows up way more.  That’s just the difference between being in Hunger Games and being a National Treasure.  There are more pictures, you pop up more, you incite casual lust more often. But anyway, they are great and they are tangled together in my mind.  I mean… not like that, that sound dirty.  Ok, well like that now that I went down that rabbit hole, I just meant this movie makes me want both and I really can’t choose so I cheat and take the easy way out.  And also not my mind is just running away with the whole thing where today I want to fuck Amy Adams and Jennifer Lawrence.