I know I posted Ariana Grande just like a week ago… or two weeks ago now, man the new year is going fast… but here she is again. Because she’s cute. And she’s hot. And… I don’t think I need another reason than that. I find her attractive and it’s as simple as that so today I want to fuck Ariana Grande.
So Mythbusters is on Saturdays now? Man, that show changes days so often… I had no idea, thank god we live in an era of DVRs where my shit just gets recorded without me needing to know. Anyway, they did a Star Wars special, which is like double or triple nerd bait depending on the kind of math you are doing. I happen to have grown up loving Star Wars, so I was very happy to see the myths addressed, especially the myths that only came from the movies I loved. And while I love Star Wars you guys really, really love Kari Byron. Like so much. Man do you guys love Kari Byron. I like her too. Put her in an R2-D2 dress or dress her up like a rebel on Endor? Man I am so in. I am going to guess every one of you is, too. I don’t blame you because I can absolutely say without a doubt today I want to fuck Kari Byron.
Here is a bunch of Ariana Grande pics cause… well cause I picked her today but you know, for other reasons I could say because I kind of just threw a few together. I am sleeping my new year away, guys. My cold is mostly gone (I know you have been horribly concerned and waiting for an update) but I am still tired so I have been sleeping a lot. Anyway, it has made me crazy sloppy as I am just not paying great attention to stuff. So this morning I was like, Ariana Grande, yeah, I’m picking here. Because she keeps popping into my head. But rather than my normal picture effort I kind of just grabbed some and was like, eh, good enough, I’m tired. So here is today’s half assed effort, enjoy. Today I want to fuck Ariana Grande.
I am still a little under the weather but I am feeling better. It is amazing how much harder it is to post this stuff when I am sick though. I don’t know why other than it is just.. harder. Very erudite I know. Speaking of erudite here is Kitty (formerly Kitty Pryde in case you need that reminder again) who is a talented lyricist and um… that’s the only connection I have there. She is cute, her music is good, she is fascinating on lots of levels to me and I find her attractive. I am having a tough time digging any deeper this week so we’ll just say that today I want to fuck Kitty.
I have not actually seen American Hustle yet, though I would like to. I look forward to it. This is just because… both Amy Adams and Jennifer Lawrence look so damn good in the promos. Both of them. It’s so strange because frankly the 70’s was not the best time in my mind for women’s fashion. Outside of Lynda Carter I can’t really think of any 70’s obsession. But that’s the trick with any sort of period dress and Hollywood, isn’t it? They evoke the era but fill it with enough modern sensibilities to make it seem attractive, not silly. Either way they both look amazing. To the point that I keep thinking about it even though I haven’t seen the movie. So here I am giving in. Today I want to fuck Amy Adams and Jennifer Lawrence.
I would like to think all of us have been profoundly effected in our lives by art. I would like to think so for everyone’s sake because art can speak to your soul and speak its language in ways we cannot. It can show us things about ourselves, it can show us things about others, about the world around, it can reveal to us the hidden truths of the universe if we let it. The art that drives your life may be different than mine. That is fine. For some it is film, for some literature, for some fine arts. All of these have spoken to me at some point but the thing that has always had my heart, that since I was a little kid gave solace to my soul and meaning to a world that could be very dark and cold was music. Music is what speaks to me. Which is why Jenny Lewis is here. Rilo Kiley essentially broke up ages ago. It feels like forever. I do not have a favorite band or song or album or anything like that. It’s too hard, too much of it has mattered too much to me but one of those bands that mattered a great deal to me was Rilo Kiley. The music indeed spoke to me. It was beautiful. Jenny Lewis can move me with her voice but it is her words that stick with me. Her talent as a song writer. I love what Jenny Lewis has given to me over the years. Of the many things I got at Christmas was the recent B-sides release from Rilo Kiley. Which is why Jenny is here. Because while she is physically beautiful, her music is more so. What music does for me is beautiful. It is all just incredible and this is not art, so I don’t have the words to do it justice. Just know this post is about all of that. Today I want to fuck Jenny Lewis.
I get interesting reactions when I post cartoon characters. Some people seem to love it. Some people give me crap (I have gotten some ‘you need to get laid’ comments in response to posting fictional characters). It all strikes me as silly because Jessica Rabbit or Jessica Chastain, my chances of bedding either redhead is realistically about the same. Of course, Jessica Rabbit is unique anyway, I didn’t get crap when I posted her before. I guess because she’s the exception, everyone gets being attracted to her? It makes sense, she was designed to be a cartoonish embodiment of sex appeal. Cartoons take things and exaggerate them past the point of reality but that can make them feel even more real. Inaccuracies are forgiven and instead we focus on what the artist wants us to focus on. Which means Jessica Rabbit possesses a level of sex appeal that goes beyond what a person should. Or it could just be that the femme fatale archetype still works, even in cartoon form. I am not sure, people like her. I get it. She’s a fascinating character in what is just an excellent movie. I watched it last night. Today I want to fuck Jessica Rabbit.
So I was talking with a friend (like right this minute) about stuff and Christina Hendricks came up. And it lead to all sorts of conversations but now I have Christina Hendricks on the brain. Can’t get her out of there. She does that sometimes. Anyway, she is gorgeous but just has an innate sexiness about her. I like her. So here she is. Today I want to fuck Christina Hendricks.
I actually don’t post Christina Hendricks very often when Mad Men isn’t on. This is because pictures of Christina Hendricks aren’t usually enough to get my mind obsessing about her. She is pretty but the internet is generally wrong about what her secret power is. The internet has been way into her for some time and it’s always been about her boobs. Or the internet thinks it’s about her boobs. Look, I get it, it’s an easy mistake to make. But it isn’t what actually makes her special. What makes her special is the way she carries herself, the confidence, sensuality, and intelligence she displays on screen. Joan Harris stands out of course. But so did her couple of appearances on Firefly. See, charisma is something pictures don’t always convey (they do sometimes though, there is a reason some models are more popular than others). But she has a lot of it. She has a sensuality and just a je ne sais quoi that makes her special. I mean, you can go google “giant breasts” and get cleavage. Who the cleavage is attached to is what is actually interesting. Today I want to fuck Christina Hendricks.
So Alyson Hannigan. You may not have heard of her. Her career sadly hasn’t seen her in much anyone has seen. Just obscure stuff like Buffy, American Pie, and How I Met Your Mother. Really unheard of, unimportant stuff. Well, How I Met Your Mother is coming to an end, which is a good thing really, most of my friends stopped watching a long time ago but I stuck it out. It’s not what it once was but they are still pleasant people to hang out with so I tend to stick out sitcoms longer than most people. The real reason she is here though is because my friend Izzy and I are starting a Buffy rewatch. Well, rewatch for me, Izzy has never seen it if you can believe that. It just kind of served as a reminder of when I was much, much younger and had a pretty big crush on Alyson Hannigan. Like many people who become successful I actually think she has gotten more attractive as she’s gotten older, there are some seasons of How I Met Your Mother where she just looks hot, there was nothing of a little nerd who couldn’t get guys attention in her from early Buffy. But Willow was pretty easy for a nerd to crush on once upon a time so I did. And that’s the real reason she’s here. Today I want to fuck Alyson Hannigan.
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