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It’s been a long time since Jessica Chastain showed up here and that’s a crime because she’s awesome.  Frankly, I feel a little cheated.  She was around so much last awards season because she was in like 30 movies and they were all great and she was great so she was just all over the place. Now she doesn’t have anything new coming out until next year.  So I went and got a copy of Mama to watch to rectify that and that day a bunch of new pics of her appear.  Which I am not complaining about!  But I rewatched Mama and I had forgotten just how… compelling she is on screen.  I can’t explain it, she is just so amazing to watch.  That isn’t a lust thing, I just mean I think she is a very fine actress.  She’s pretty, too, of course.  But she is just very good.  And that does contribute to the attraction because I just… love people who are good at what they do.  So today I want to fuck Jessica Chastain.

Sometimes it seems like the universe is working pretty hard to put a girl into my thoughts.  Now, I brought up Josephine de la Baume yesterday talking to a friend because we were discussing French actresses and she popped into my head.  Of course that lead to a little searching of her tag but nothing major.  But then out of the blue a friend asked me if I had heard of Kiss of the Damned.  Obviously, I had, it’s how I know her.  Then later I am looking for something to watch and Netflix’s top picks for me?  Kiss of the Damned.  Well, I won’t fight it.  If something out there wants me to think about beautiful French Actresses I will bite the bullet and do that.  For all of you.  Because I’m just a good person.  So here is the beautiful actress Josephine de la Baume who I have only ever seen in Kiss of the Damned but she left an impression.  And so today I want to fuck Josephine de la Baume.

So the X-men have been around for 50 years now, which makes me feel pretty old because I very clearly remember the big deal about the X-Men’s 25th anniversary.  In those days Mystique and the former Brotherhood of Evil Mutants were working for the government as Freedom Force.  Which isn’t that important but even then I found her attractive.  And not for the obvious reasons, which is that she’s a shape shifter.  So she can look like anything you or she wants to look like.  Like that seems obvious as like the ultimate woman when it comes to strictly sexual fantasy right?  But I like the blue skin and yellow eyes and red hair.  It’s striking.  It’s attractive.  I think it is way more than that though, because it is just ink on paper when we’re talking about comics.  They all look good.  They’re drawn that way.  In her case she represents something older than she is, the classic Femme Fatale.  Comics has had a lot of these over the years but frankly a lot of them are done poorly.  Say what you want about Claremont’s writing, he could write a strong woman.  Mystique leaves an impression because she is confident, she is smart, she is calm, she is calculating.  She didn’t have Magneto’s raw power but she made an excellent successor as the leader of the Brotherhood.  She was an A list villain back in the day and did it all through cunning and strength of character.  She was awesome.  And yes she was attractive and part of that has to be the danger and knowing it’s a bad idea.  Anyway, today I want to fuck Mystique.

I felt like I hadn’t posted Ariana Grande in a long time but it turns out I posted her just like a month ago.  So I was wrong.  She is showing up a lot these days.  At least showing up a lot on the parts of the internet I frequent.  I guess it’s now that she’s the lead instead of a supporting character in her show she is getting a lot of attention?  I appreciate her skirts that she wears, I find she manages to make a combo of sexy and adorable, which I appreciate.  I miss the fake read hair though, I really liked the clearly fake red hair.  I liked it a lot.  Maybe it will come back.  I hope so.  Whatever the hair color, today I want to fuck Ariana Grande.

There were almost too many things I could write about today.  Not people, just things I could write about Kitty.  Because she is fascinating and skilled and it is tempting to make her representational of something larger.  Which led to me thinking about her and W.E.B. DuBois and the idea of double consciousness.  Then I realized no one would read that but I will say this, it is hard to find an article about her that doesn’t use the phrases teenage rapper or teenage girl rapper in front of her name like it was a job title.  Like she went down to Rap Corp, got a job at an entry level position called “Teenage Girl Rapper”.  That’s how she answers the phone.  I bring this up because I think she is marvelously talented, I enjoy her flow, I think she is an excellent lyricist, I think the future is bright but what we see here is difficult.  See, if you are a woman, or black, or… well not a straight, white male your identity is always first the thing that makes you not a straight, white male.  I won’t go deeper than that but a good example is that you very rarely find yourself saying, “Oh, Mr. Johnson, he’s the white guy teacher”.  It is limiting in ways we don’t necessarily realize.  If you want to talk to me about it more my ask box is open but I will say she is a talented rapper and she is a teenage girl and the second will inform how she approaches the first but it does not define the first.  Or it doesn’t have to.  But that was longer than I thought, you have no idea how much I had to hold back about things like DIY, tubmlrcore, and all sorts of other stuff.  So just the bullet points.  Kitty is a girl, a teenager, a rapper, adorable, pretty hot.  Today I want to fuck Kitty.

Mythbusters did a Zombie special and that was pretty awesome because I love Mythbusters and I love horror and you guys love Kari Byron.  Seriously, my most popular post of all time was Kari Byron.  By a long shot.  You guys just love her.  Love her.  I get it, she’s pretty great   I am the one posting her after all.  So I am not going to ruin this with a lot of talking, she’s awesome and today I want to fuck Kari Byron.

So I watched American Mary.  For most of you this will mean absolutely nothing.  But it was pretty hyped when it first came out, at least in the horror community.  I have wanted to see it for a while but… well, you know how these things go.  It didn’t blow me away.  It was interesting.  It was gross.  But it was not amazing.  Still, it had it’s bright spots, those being I got to see Katharine Isabelle, who is just the best.  She was of course very good in it and was of course very pretty in it.  So… today I want to fuck Katharine Isabelle.

I have not posted this girl in almost a year.  Which is a little strange.  I mean, there was a quick moment where i was really into her and then that went away and that’s to be expected of a young star who does stuff for kids.  I had no real connection and I guess I assumed that it would pass  It never fully did though, I was always attracted to her.  I always found her adorable.  So I am a little surprised she hasn’t popped up at any point.  I just kind of assumed she would.  I guess she was on my mind but never ranked #1?  That just seems odd.  Well, she’s here now and today I want to fuck Ariana Grande.

Sometimes I don’t post until late in the day because I am just not feeling anyone that day.  It is rare but I end up waiting and waiting for inspiration and luckily someone always strikes but those days always feel like the least satisfying posts to me.  On the other hand some days I delay for the opposite problem.  I have been up hours today but am just now posting because I could not decide on who to post.  I have like a dozen girls bouncing through my head.  And well, I am not going to post 12 girls in one post.  That surpasses hedonism and fantasy and starts to become a logistical nightmare.  Just even trying to imagine it makes me tired.  So in that case I start looking at pictures.  It is totally hellish.  Looking at pictures of girls I find attractive.  I am sure you are all have a lot of sympathy for me.  I look until someone looks so good I just can’t not post them.  Debby Ryan won today.  Why?  She just looked very nice to me.  So she’s here.  Hooray for Debby Ryan, she beat a whole slew of hot people today.  In a competition that took place in my mind.  Whatever.   What I am saying is that today I want to fuck Debby Ryan.

I love Friday the 13th.  Just love it.  I look forward to it every time it come sup on the calendar.  This happens 1 to 2 times a year if you don’t know.  It’s exciting.  I always watch a Friday the 13 movie.  Usually “in order”.  In that if I most recently watched Part 6 then it’s on to Part 7.  This means I get through the series every few years.  Because I cheat and sneak them in between.  So I started Freddy vs. Jason on a whim last week and had to stop and then here I am, starting it back over and it’s like oh yeah, I love Katharine Isabelle.  She is one of my top crushes for super obscure girls.  I do this, I have strange little tiers of girls and stuff.   And you might want to make some argument about her not being obscure if you’re reading this but come on, how many people do you know who aren’t big horror fans who know her?  So she’s probably the best thing in Freddy vs. Jason and I think she’s great even if it is nearly impossible to find pictures of her.  So today I want to fuck Katharine Isabelle.