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I have had a lot of people tell me that they aren’t that into models.  I mean not random strangers but you know in response to this blog.  It is a sentiment I get, I have written about it before and how we connect to people on the other end of a glowing screen.  I would say most of my passion is not really directed towards models either (Kate Upton is the exception, not the rule).  Most celebrities I find myself attracted to for any amount of time have some body of work that really speaks to me.  Songs, movies, tv shows, things I bond with more than a picture.  But this blog isn’t called who I have felt the deepest connection to in the past 24 hours or even who I am attracted to at this moment who I have been consistently attracted to for the past week.  No, this blog has a much more straight forward name and the truth is a picture can evoke a very strong response, even if they don’t stick with us as long as other things.  So here is Lass Suicide who I know very little about, I just know now and then she shows up on my computer somehow and I always notice she is lovely and today someone was talking about her and I started thinking about her and… well today I want to fuck Lass Suicide.

Neko Case had a new album come out this week and i have posted her once before because she’s great.  I love her music, it feels like I always have because at this point she’s an old pro.  Anyway, I enjoy the album because there are few things her voice doesn’t make better.  I don’t have too much more to say her other than today I want to fuck Neko Case.

So I started watching Teen Wolf because… it’s on Netflix and when I can’t sleep I need something?  A lot of people said I should?  I used to love MTV and expected it to be music videos and was stunned that MTV no longer has music videos?  Ok, that last one is ridiculous because when I was a small child and stuff like Remote Control was on my friend’s older sister used to complain that MTV didn’t show videos anymore.  Anyway I am watching it because it’s easy.  It is not a bad show but it’s also not a great show, it is just kind of there.  It is compelling enough that I don’t stop Netflix when it starts playing the next episode.  It is not compelling enough that I am going to tell you that you have to watch it.  But that show is why I know who Holland Roden is and why I wanted to post her.  Interestingly enough, she is one of those girls who looks so good on the show and finding pictures was a pain because I didn’t feel like any properly conveyed how good she looks.  It’s strange, some people are like that.  I don’t know if it’s the lighting, the shows hair and make up people, just the reality of someone in motion doing what they want to do rather than standing awkwardly on a red carpet.  What I am saying is I think she’s hot and I like the pictures I have chosen but I feel they don’t show how hot she is.  But I am rambling, either you know or you don’t if you’re reading this.  Today I want to fuck Holland Roden.

Usually after something like the VMAs I would post someone who was there and declare them the winner.  Unfortunately all I can think about is the whole Miley Cyrus thing because it dominated things and… well, I think for something to be sexy it requires a little subtlety.  If it feels desperate or obvious it just is not sexy. So, you know, no people from that.  Instead here’s Jessica Chastain for no reason other than I really like Jessica Chastain.  She certainly never seems desperate to me, she is just pretty and good at her job and that takes care of stuff.  So today I want to fuck Jessica Chastain.

Joséphine de La Baume is French.  She has red hair.  She is apparently an actress, a singer, and a model.  I know nothing else about her and that’s awesome.  I love when someone new appears here and I get to kind of find out what I can about them.  I watched a movie called Kiss of the Damned which was very odd but very good as well.  She is the lead in it, I thought she did an excellent job.  She is also gorgeous.  So… here she is.  See the movie because it’s always nice to see a Vampire movie that is actually good.  Then look at her pictures because she’s gorgeous and she’s French and that’s exotic.  Then you know… go do whatever you want, it’s your life.  I know what I want to do, today I want to fuck Joséphine de La Baume.

So until recently my most popular post ever was when I posted Kato.  Then about a month after I posted Kari the post exploded and it got like 150 notes in a day.  I still have no idea why.  It was a lot but… still not more than Kato.  Then Saturday at some point… the same Kari post exploded.  Another 100+ notes on it in a day.  Suddenly the 5th time I posted Kari was the most popular time.  I have like zero idea why that post specifically is suddenly getting so much love but people keep talking about her being a nerd crush or how great she is and… they’re not wrong.  So this is me reacting to people reacting to something I posted.  It’s why Kari is here.  Because they reminded me she’s awesome and so today I want to fuck Kari Byron.

I think maybe Amy Adams doesn’t show up here very often because of some sort of subtle Madonna/Whore thing.  I mean, I’m not Catholic so it isn’t something I fall victim too as much as my friends who didn’t eat meat on Friday seem to but I think we all have it sometimes.  She is such a good actress and so likeable and so pretty that… it’s just like hard to visualize her being… less classy.  Say like in bed.  With someone?  It seems strange but I think she shows up her so rarely because it becomes hard to sexualize her because she seems above that or something.  Which is completely silly and condescending.  It’s not conscious but I think that must be what happens.  Or maybe it’s some whole other thing I have no clue about.  The thing is she’s pretty amazing and I like her and today I want to fuck Amy Adams.

Here is Debby Ryan.  Again.  After just a week.  When I told you I hadn’t really found her attractive before last week.  See, my brain does this.  It can’t be entirely stunning that someone who never misses a day of posting and keeps a catalog of objects of lust would be a little obsessive.  I am totally though.  Like I will really like burritos one week and eat burritos every day.  Like, eat out and get a burrito, make my own burritos, hunt down the best little burrito place in the city.  Every day burritos and then man, I am sick of burritos you know?  Suddenly it’s all about like, stuffed peppers.  These aren’t metaphors or anything, this is real, I am not talking about like, a sexual burrito and I am not about to offer to stuff Debby Ryan’s pepper.  Mainly cause I don’t even know what that means and I don’t want to commit to some sort of strange sex act.  So she could be this week’s burrito.  Or she could be just a brand new staple, like oatmeal.  I eat a lot of oatmeal.  Again, oatmeal is not a stand in for anything, I just think it is delicious and filling and easy to make.  So I don’t know which she is, I just know I am finding her more attractive the more I think about it.  I am just afraid now I am going to start associating her with food and that could lead down some strange roads so enough for that nonsense, I am just going to wrap this up.  Today I want to fuck Debby Ryan.

I started watching Castle for Nathan Fillion because… well, that guy is dreamy, right?  I mean I stopped watching eventually but he remained awesome as always.  And today’s article seems like a good argument for nurture over nature because his TV daughter has become pretty popular among nerds for the same reasons, she’s a funny, cute nerd. I mean look up above, we have comics, Star Wars, Star Trek, and Firefly.  Anyway, I think she is adorable and very pretty and just… appealing.  I like the cuteness.  Today I want the cuteness. Today I want to fuck Molly Quinn.

Debby Ryan has been requested here before.  Or.. whatever it is people do, I am not sure request is the right word, more I get asks that say, “Have you ever posted Celeb X” or “When are you going to post Celeb X”.  I always was polite but people who know me know I don’t find her attractive.  So… why the hell is she here?  I don’t know.  Or I do but I don’t understand. What happened is I had 2 episodes of Gravity Falls on my DVR because I love cartoons and it’s fantastic and you know, Kristen Schaal, ya’ll, I’ll watch anything she does.  Well Debby Ryan’s show is right before it so I always get the last 2 minutes.  And I was watching and something happened in my brain and all of a sudden I was like, Debby Ryan is fucking hot.  And I was like, whoa, slow down there, I’m just here to watch a loveable pair of twins deal with the supernatural in Alaska, Brain.  Then my brain decided to start telling me all the interesting things it saw about Debby Ryan and some things it couldn’t see but was imagining and it was this whole thing and… anyway, a walk to get a sandwich later and I was all better.  Or so I thought.  She’s back in my brain.  I guess I’ve been converted because there is no way I could deny that today I want to fuck Debby Ryan.