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So I posted Katharine Isabelle once a long time ago.  She was of course in Ginger Snaps which I think is one of the best horror movies of this century and if you haven’t seen it do yourself a favor and go see it.  It is an excellent example of how horror can be allegorically rich.  Last night I watched a movie called 13 Eerie which I did not know she was in but immediately recognized her.  She is fantastic and pretty and I am pretty sure anyone who knew who she was before I posted this will agree.  But that’s like one of you.  Or no, wait… she was in Supernatural.  Like twice.  I know I have Supernatural fans following me.  I don’t want to make any promises but I heard that if you reblog this Mischa Collins will kiss Jensen Ackles.  Or Jared Padalecki.  Or Jensen and Jaren will kiss.  Or whatever, they’ll all come over and make out with you.  You just have to reblog this.  Also you should watch Ginger Snaps because clearly you love quality horror themed entertainment, so go get it.  You can probably skip 13 Eerie.  Anyway, my point is that Katharine Isabelle is pretty great and so today I want to fuck Katharine Isabelle.

So once upon a time I saw this movie Dance of the Dead because… I watch a lot of horror movies.  Especially late at night when I can’t sleep.  So I saw it.  Somehow.  It was surprisingly good and surprisingly competent.  That kind of sounds like faint praise but for real, small horror films often look like something someone made with their mom’s camera and their friends acting.  This one was good.  This girl, Greyson Chadwick was a standout to me. (She also is easily my most obscure posting yet.  She seriously has 4 posts in her tag.  Of course, good news if she ever checks her own tag… well, my ask box is open if you’re interested) I just watched it again because it was there.  She is still hot and I was able to find picture thus… today I want to fuck Greyson Chadwick.

The problem with… movie stars?  Actresses who are only in movies?  I don’t know, your term here I guess, but actresses who are in movies is they can kind of slip from sight easily.  Not all, some just are forever on gossip sites and the internet but it is a very select few.  Otherwise it depends on when movies come out.  So Jessica Chastain showed up a lot over the month and a half surrounding the Oscars but now it has been a while.   Any way she is here again and she is still gorgeous, at least I think so, I have heard from dissenters.  I will brook no dissent though about her skills as an actress, she is awesome.  So she is hot and a great actress and I am quite the wordsmith with my very original prose here.  Today I want to fuck Jessica Chastain.

So… Mythbusters was on last night.  I guess it’s always on last night when I post Kari Byron.  What can I say, I find her attractive and I love the show.  I mean, I don’t expect everyone to feel the same but it’s always tickled my nerd bone.  I like seeing experiments and trying to guess how stuff will work out and she’s bubbly and cute and just total nerd bait.  So she’s here again because today I want to fuck Kari Byron.

Ok, for real I have gone to make this entry probably like 4-5 times since this blog started but looking for pictures proved amazingly fruitless and eventually I find myself going, “Fuck Daphne Blake!"  and not in the good way.  I get frustrated and move on to something else and then someone else. Like, I know how the internet works, this isn’t my first rodeo but she is easily the most difficult person to find clothed pictures of ever.  And I have posted two porn stars.  And quite a few models who take off a lot of clothing.  But Daphne Blake… like I swear Cartoon Network’s own site has her at least in moderate to heavy bondage, god help you with a Google search. Now, look, I am not here to "come down on you” about your naked cartoon pictures, that’s “not my bag” man.  I’m using quotes because I know I sound “really old” and “out of touch” and “alarmingly prudish for someone with the word fuck in the name of my blog” but really I am worried about what it says about my generation.  Now, Scooby Doo has become a bit evergreen but it was kids of my age and slightly older for whom those original shows were made.  We’re the one who grew up on the hour long laugh tracked mysteries.  We are the ones who all had a crush on Daphne Blake.  So I assume it’s us who  are drawing things that… well, I always liked her dress and she may be the reason I like girls in tights so much today, I was 3, I knew she was gorgeous, she always had on pink tights, is it so much to ask to find a picture of her in her dress?  All I’m saying.  Perv out but… throw us more subtle pervs a bone, right?  Anyway, childhood crush and it was probably my favorite cartoon as a kid, so today I want to fuck Daphne Blake.

Sometimes stuff feels a little bit like serendipity.  For a couple of weeks now I have been feeling like Isla Fisher was really doing a good job on the red carpet and I thought there was a good chance she’d show up here.  Then I got into Arrested Development far enough that she showed up.  Now she’s here.  It was pretty simple.  I don’t have much more to say about that, she is gorgeous and talented and always a welcome sight.  Today I want to fuck Isla Fisher.

So Mythbusters is back on and I just got around to watching the latest episodes so… here is Kari Byron.  It’s hard to really go too much into detail about what makes her great if you haven’t watched the show.  Or rather, if you don’t like the show.  I mean she is pretty and she is cute and she is funny but the real appeal is she is the girl who does awesome experiments with the rest of the Mythbusters and blows things up with coffee creamer or builds earthquake machines or whatever.  It is an interesting skill set for someone to have and is obviously nerd baity in it’s appeal.  Not that I am saying she exists to bait nerds but you take a hot girl and you give her the ability to do awesome mad science stuff, that really is like what a lot of nerds dream of.  Anyway, it’s why she’s here, she is talented and beautiful and pretty unique among the women who are posted here.  Today I want to fuck Kari Byron.

This is a post that is kind of a long time coming.  Sort of.  I mean, I have never put it off but I have always assumed Ulorin Vex would one day show up here for lots of reason.  Most obvious being she’s beautiful and talented.  She is also one of the first alternative models I was ever aware of.  I don’t think she was the first but who knows, either way it was a long, long time ago.  So I knew she’d always be here but kind of delayed because it was almost intimidating, sometimes I worry I might not be able to do someone justice. I mean I could get extra lame and be like… her hair is awesome and she’s really pretty and those are true and all but it is hardly an impressive compliment.  Some people deserve impressive compliments!  What I will say as a model laymen who knows next to nothing is this, I am always amazed by the range and courage her modeling shows.  There is something about her that so often makes her work look fresh and new despite knowing her face very well.  It also is never typical. The shots she is in are sometimes so artistic and I am impressed at how well she fits into it, as just a piece of the work, rather than be the center of attention she is the compliment to the grander canvas.  Or I could be wrong, I don’t know.  It’s what I feel.  My point is she does amazing work and I have long been a fan of her so she’s here.  So this is the point where I end things by saying today I want to fuck Ulorin Vex.

So another Game of Thrones addition.  I guess that’s obvious.  I had no idea who she was before watching the show because Downton Abbey is also on my long to watch eventually list. Anyway, she is pretty, strikingly pretty really, though pictures of her proved hard to find.  I mean, the internet is a world wide thing, right?  Why do I have so much more trouble finding pictures of British Women?  What I am asking is are you guys hiding stuff from Americans?  That’s not cool, we show you all sorts of pictures of our celebrities!  Or maybe I am searching wrong… does Google have a U or an extra E in England?  Maybe that’s my prouble, it’s Goougle or Ye Olde Googlee. Or I’m a jackass.  Anyway, today I want to fuck Rose Leslie.

So I was texting back and forth with a friend yesterday in part about Kate Nash.  I really loved Made of Bricks, it was interesting and established Kate Nash as pretty crush worthy.  It felt like a wonderful snap shot of what life is like for a 20 year old girl and just what goes on in her head.  Age wise it was too distant for me to relate to directly but did fill me with warm nostalgia for a different time in my life and rang true with a certain timelessness.  Anyway, in 2008 she probably would have popped up on this blog cause the album made her pretty crush worthy.  And it’s really why she’s here today, the conversation got me thinking about her like that again even if her music and her looks no longer connect for me in the same way.  I am not sure what i am saying there really except that I feel it’s important to point out she is here, as are many, because they seem laudable, that attraction isn’t entirely physical.  She is very cute but the reason she is here is because she brings more to the table than just how she might look in tight pants (I am not against girls looking good in tight pants however).  Anyway, today I want to fuck Kate Nash.