Ok, for real I have gone to make this entry probably like 4-5 times since this blog started but looking for pictures proved amazingly fruitless and eventually I find myself going, “Fuck Daphne Blake!"  and not in the good way.  I get frustrated and move on to something else and then someone else. Like, I know how the internet works, this isn’t my first rodeo but she is easily the most difficult person to find clothed pictures of ever.  And I have posted two porn stars.  And quite a few models who take off a lot of clothing.  But Daphne Blake… like I swear Cartoon Network’s own site has her at least in moderate to heavy bondage, god help you with a Google search. Now, look, I am not here to "come down on you” about your naked cartoon pictures, that’s “not my bag” man.  I’m using quotes because I know I sound “really old” and “out of touch” and “alarmingly prudish for someone with the word fuck in the name of my blog” but really I am worried about what it says about my generation.  Now, Scooby Doo has become a bit evergreen but it was kids of my age and slightly older for whom those original shows were made.  We’re the one who grew up on the hour long laugh tracked mysteries.  We are the ones who all had a crush on Daphne Blake.  So I assume it’s us who  are drawing things that… well, I always liked her dress and she may be the reason I like girls in tights so much today, I was 3, I knew she was gorgeous, she always had on pink tights, is it so much to ask to find a picture of her in her dress?  All I’m saying.  Perv out but… throw us more subtle pervs a bone, right?  Anyway, childhood crush and it was probably my favorite cartoon as a kid, so today I want to fuck Daphne Blake.