Usually after something like the VMAs I would post someone who was there and declare them the winner.  Unfortunately all I can think about is the whole Miley Cyrus thing because it dominated things and… well, I think for something to be sexy it requires a little subtlety.  If it feels desperate or obvious it just is not sexy. So, you know, no people from that.  Instead here’s Jessica Chastain for no reason other than I really like Jessica Chastain.  She certainly never seems desperate to me, she is just pretty and good at her job and that takes care of stuff.  So today I want to fuck Jessica Chastain.